Saturday, June 15, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

December 31, 2012

This former A list celebrity and B- list television actress is now a C list celebrity but still gorgeous. She was under the impression that it would be just her and her A list celebrity boyfriend spending the holidays together and maybe, just maybe once or twice he would bring in another woman. No way was she going to be in a rotation system with four or five women.

Carmen Electra/Simon Cowell

23 comments:

Snootches said...

What a boob. She's always dated for fame, money, or attention. Did she expect anything more from him? She should be happy he wasn't adding her to a mixed gender lineup

Anna Nonymous said...

Awww come on.... what's a little self respect among a sugar daddy and a hooker?

Alanna said...

In Australia they call it a "cycle", and in Canada it's a "loop".

Tae Scott said...

Lol Simon a player.

timebob said...

Oh the superpowers hot woman lose after 40. Well she did get some free publicity off of him so there's that.

sylmarillion said...

Where does he find the energy?

Pini 27 said...

A list? B- list actress? Yet someone like a Scarlett Johanssen (too lazy to look it up) was a B-list until just recently? What bizarro world is being used to make these ratings?

Ja'mie King said...

I always wonder what went wrong with her and Dave Navarro, they seemed perfect for each other and genuinely in love for awhile.

I wonder if she and Dennis Rodman have any kind of relationship. Maybe he called her to discuss detente after his trip to North Korea. I can just imagine that meeting of the minds right now...

just curious said...

You forgot B-Real from Cypress Hill and Prince back in the early 90's .

Sugar said...

I wonder how Prince is as a boyfriend and very curious about how he is in the sack.

Renoblondee said...

Right? @Pini. And Amber Heard is a B+ Ummm yeah.

nudibelle said...

she seems like an air head
again, simon is getting all this pussy he is loaded, that man is atrocious

gr8p said...

Sorry...not buying it. Everything about Simon Cowell says G-A-Y

Ja'mie King said...

I forgot about B-Real! I try and try to imagine Prince's many relationships and how he is in bed, and I just can't, I need someone who has been there to write a tell-all with a detailed play by play.

Cowell also pings my gaydar, even though from all outward appearances he's not. I blame the constant string of V-necks coupled with the workout moobs.

Unknown said...

I don't think Cowell is gay, but I do think he's too full of himself to actually enjoy sex as much as this suggests. I'm betting he's addicted to the rotation of women as a way to stroke his ego rather than satisfy his libido. With so many, it's harder to get serious, too, so he doesn't have to deal with the sting of rejection that a serious relationship could bring.

Moonmaid said...

I think Unknown nailed it. Full of himself, probably a 2 minute man or indifferent lay at best, and has to surround himself with willing women in order to feed his massive ego.

iknowpeople said...

My sister ran Rodman's nightclub back in the day and used to hang out with Dennis and Carmen. She says they are both very nice people. Yes, sometimes the porch light was on and no one was home, but not mean and happy together at the time.

MadamChef said...

Wasn't this an episode of How I Met Your Mother?

Anna said...

Kind of sad that women berate themselves for not being beautiful enough, but it's the plain and fugly who live happier lives over the long run. To be as beautiful as Carmen is worthless when you're treated like a disposable girl for hire.

Cee Kay said...

I'd agree that Carmen Electra is a former B- actress. She was on Baywatch, FFS! And frankly, up until ScarJo hit with Avengers I'd imagine the average person could pick Carmen Electra out of a lineup far more easily.

Jenn said...

I think pre-broke hip Prince would've been hot in the sack. At least that's what my fertile teenaged mind used to tell me when he shook that ass of his back in the day.

rock me sexy jesus said...

cee kay oh yeah and baywatch was such a huge fucking deal are you insane

Persiaa said...

I'd bet Simon has a mirror on the ceiling, so he can admire himself. He makes the woman be on top, but not so that she blocks his view.