Saturday, July 06, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 17, 2013

This actress is just about A list now. Mostly movies. Her actor boyfriend is a tool. Anyway, the couple were at an event this past week and had received a tip that a woman at the event was open to a threesome. Our actress is a big fan of them. The actor only dates and marries women who are fans of them. A comedy of errors ensued because there were two women with the same name. One was into it and one was not and our actress spent 30 minutes talking to the one who was not before she finally realized her error. Meanwhile, the actor was getting more and more agitated that the actress was not closing the deal and just walked out in a huff.

Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis

56 comments:

dawn bee said...

Gag!

Renoblondee said...

Gross.

April said...

Perhaps they should track down Demi - I bet she is game.

a non a miss said...

Oooooh Mila!

Patiently waiting for whocaresnow to call BS cause their friend knows someone who knows someone who went to a party once that Ashton almost went to

MadamChef said...

I wonder if it was the two Demis... Lavato is saying gross while Moore is in the corner getting high and waiting for it.

Off to bleach my brain...

sandybrook said...

Mila Mila Mila :(

Bacon Ranch said...

HAHAHA!
I bet Mila isn't used to being shot down. I wonder if she cussed them out in Russian. This is funny if true.

whocaresnow12 said...

So Milan is A list, but Carey Mulligan is B-

Nope, not letting it o

Anna Nonymous said...

what a f#$%ng asshole! "This threesome isn't happening fast enough! I'm outta here!" I wish a virulent antibiotic-resistent strain of syphilis on him for acting like that.
This makes sense, she was very in to Natalie Portman during their scene in Black Swan, quite convincing with the glowing bedroom eyes and lip biting.

whocaresnow12 said...

a non a miss - you're so wise a mature. I bet you'd buy beach property in a desert if it was offered. Rule #1 in life: don't believe every f-ing thing you read on a gossip site.

sandybrook said...

I think Id raher see her with Vlad and Hayden P instead of Assclown and some other ho.

B626 said...

I would think Asshton would want the 3rd to be a dude!

B.C.D. said...

Emmy Rossum just split w/ Tyler Jacob Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt shut down her twitter...wonder what other reactions are next...

Good job Jay! whoops I mean "Enty" ;)

a non a miss said...

That's the number 1 rule in life? Really?

whocaresnow12 said...

For you it should be

texas rose said...

I doubt that they have any problem finding a willing playmate- esp in Hollywood.

hairydawg said...

snort

hothotheat said...

Not sure how one puts it out there that you'd be down for a threesome. Like, how does that come up?

whocaresnow12 said...

@hothotheat- he wears his "want to be apart of a threesome, ask me how" sandwich board

Harry Knuckles said...

This blind is actually quite believable to me. I've always thought that Mila was bi or gay and that she and McCauley were bearding for each other all those years. I kind of think that's what's happening now with her and Kutcher. He's straight and she's sharing her bi lady friends with him.

a non a miss said...

LOL. Thanks for the advice!! Have a fantastic day!!

Sherry said...

Hothot yeah I wondered that too. I suppose one would have to be pretty bold to prevent that long close and your over eager partner storming out. Most men would be willing to wait all night. Course I only polled the husband.

Cee Kay said...

Get over yourself, whocaresnow. You've been on this board for the last three days now bitching about how everything's a lie, and it's tiresome. You're tiresome. Start your own fucking blog since you know so much, so that I don't have to deal with your opinions anymore (which is all they are; you report absolutely no facts to support anything you've said). I'm personally sick of you, and apparently everybody else is too.

End rant. Sorry to everyone else; I rarely go off on people but I've just had enough already.

Andrea said...

Ha!

Cee Kay said...

And yes, Mila is close to A at this point and Carey Mulligan is B-. At best.

a non a miss said...

You already know that I agree :)

timebob said...

and I <3 Cee Kay, brava!

Carey is a great actress but she isn't a personality. Milla is a good comic actress and has personality for miles in her interviews. You are going to see more covers and quotes for Milla over Carey any day.

Alicia said...

Mila would not find me an unwilling participant. Asshat can watch but he gets bound and gagged if he becomes a nuisance.

HannahBanana said...

Did twitter not remember the names of her tits??? LOL

Anna Nonymous said...

snort plus 1, and plus one to Cee Kay! the number one rule in life is don't believe everything you read on a gossip site? sorry, that was too good/bad. I believe the term for thanking someone for giving you something and then saying it's not good enough is, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth", because in the "olden times" you'd check a horses teeth for their age.

shopgirl said...

Seriously with JLH? Poor girl really is insecure.

KellyLynn said...

Cee Kay, you are my hero of the day. <3

B.C.D. said...

IKR? Would've been awesome if she owned it! "They're real they have names and they're magnificent!" Lol but no she just cowers away at the "negativity" that is twitter *eyeroll*

kelgela2 said...

I'd be open to a threesome with Mila. Of course, Ashton's part would be in the corner of the room with his face to the wall.

Its just U said...

I would! If only to get a shot on Mila. I would teach that girl some things.

Paulina said...

I find whocaresnow's posts interesting, since she seems to have some involvement in the industry.

Enty on the other hand...

The Real Dragon said...

If this is true Call Me!

tetsujin said...

I would get a tent a sleeping bag and some skittles and wait all night.

SophiaB said...

+10000000000000

SophiaB said...

Yes! I totally support this scenario. The baby belly probably works for inspiration?

Tabby said...

@ Sherry, I asked mine too and he said he would wait as long as needed. Lol

whocaresnow12 said...

Oh Cee Kay, I've been around a lot longer than three days. If you don't like if, put your big girl panties on and ignore it.

Alicia said...

Hahha Sophia I think the baby belly is the cause of all this extra sexual aggression I feel these days! However, I will make my move on Mila about six months post baby after I hit the gym - after black swan I need to bring her my A game in tact!

Alicia said...

Haaaa ! Don't forget the flashlight ;)

whocaresnow12 said...

Twice a year it all comes out over multiple days and I get jumped all over. Every other weekend nobody says anything. It's not my fault the reveals have been lacking or fabricated.

Massive G said...

it's obvious that none of you morons has ever experienced two women sucking your dick at the same time. It's heaven if the women know how to work a cock. I do threesomes all the time because once one bitch is too sore to fuck, you gots another.


Yours in Christ,

Massive G
'My weekend beats your year'

sandybrook said...

G you wouldn't know either troll you dont get nothing but your own Dick up your ass :)

JSierra said...

You were just being honest, I'm having trouble figuring out why people are getting so worked up over what you think about the blinds. I mean, I know it is virtually impossible to scroll down and rignore comments you don't like. Are computers even capable of such advanced technology? Or will we be forced to read every single thing in the internet for the rest of eternity? God forbid people have differing opinions.

PJJ said...

Lol. Rule #2 in life, only start your day after you've checked all gossip sites

Secondbecky said...

Not gonna lie, I'd get in on that. They are hot, so long as they both kept their mouths shut

Fluffy White Clouds said...

All silly. Who would reject Mila?

LovelyCoconuts said...

I've known who Mila is for years and only know of Carey recently, mostly through this site. Ratings are fair. Although Carey he chosen better roles, she isn't been around long enough to be A.

Jenn said...

Why do these damn 3somes always have to be 2 girls one guy? Especially with Asston, I doubt he's man enough ONE woman,let alone two. Psssh.

Unknown said...

Jenn, some guys are afraid of their junk touching. Two girls together hot, two guys not--according to "sources" that also say the kinkiest guy in hollywood likes spankings. Kutcher would be afraid of having to live up. Dude throwing shade at him for wearing a trucker hat during double time and he can't tweet his weenie in action if there's another weenie on display. Bad form.

April Walsh said...

Emmy broke up with him? She's a fool! He's possibly the most hypnotizingly pretty man I've ever seen, while still looking manly. And I don't even like blonde guys!

Count Jerkula said...

@Massive: What kinda pimp are you? If you are getting 2 at a time, then at least one of the hos should be pimped enough to toss yer salad while the other slobs yer knob. 3 would be ideal, so one of them can have ball and taint duty.