Thursday, July 04, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 2, 2013

She is a foreign born B list actress. She probably has another year or so of that status until her fame begins to wear off. A franchise will do that to you. You get that afterglow, but if you don't do anything with it, then at some point you just become a footnote in movie history and a regular at conventions signing your autograph and answering the same questions repeatedly. Our actress is aware of all this but she can't seem to change her goody goody image. She is stuck in roles she doesn't want and also, no one really wants her. They think of her as her character and she can't break out of it. She also thinks she is a better actress than she is. Money is not an issue for our actress. She has plenty. She also has a string of boyfriends who tired of her neediness and constant reassurance she requires to make it through a day. She would love to do Playboy, but her parents would kill her and that means a lot to her. She would love to do a hard R movie with a sex scene, but the two she has auditioned for she didn't get because it was just so hard to take her seriously at it. The producers thought about it for the publicity aspect of it, but the film would bomb with her in it as a lead actress. She has thought about being caught with drugs but she doesn't use them. She rarely drinks either and when she does just gets giggly and falls asleep within a few minutes. She has actually been in trouble once. Kind of. She just doesn't know if she can do that again because she is so shy.

Emma Watson

73 comments:

ladybaus said...

bullshit

ladybaus said...

sofia coppola darren aronfsky the end of the world movie

gee-gee said...

This makes me sad. I like Hermione.

LottaColada said...

Haha! Where is Marieee?

Jules_345 said...

With the trouble being showing her panties by accident? And she doesn't know if she can do that but is considering playboy?

Renoblondee said...

Lol @Lotta!

S.joy said...

Isn't the Bling Ring rated R? I wonder if she has a sex scene in it.

timebob said...

she went edgy with the Bling Ring, she is a decent actress. She isn't 'hot' but she's trying. She will have a nice career as she ages I think.

Comma Chaser said...

^ She doesn't. It's a pretty good movie by the way.

Unknown said...

Yeah I call bullshit. I'm sure she does want to branch out and thinks she's better than she is. BUT the rest is bullshit. I just know.

I love her anyway! I'd wife that so hard. <3

ladybaus said...

The Bling Ring was an excellent portrayal of society s obsession with celebs. She doesn't have sex in it but does this weird dance where she likes her teeth

amused bush said...

@Jules, Emma is very complicated and a mass of contradiction. Again, this is in hopes she can shed her good girl image...

Ryan said...

This doesn't even count as a blind. George Wendt is disappoint. :-\

ladybaus said...

*licks

Sugar said...

Ya know, believe it or not, there are a lot of people out there that don't give shit one about Harry Potter. I can see Emma in whatever role she chooses as long as she is believable.

Comma Chaser said...

Agreed w/ timebob. With the right material she could have a nice career.

Kels said...

She wants to be an actress but she can't. Time to use that Brown education kid. Keep your dignity.

Sugar said...

I wanna see that movie! I watched a few episodes of Pretty Wild again just to prepare. It was research!!!

Unknown said...

Agreed, timebob and S.joy. I don't know if she has a sex scene in The Bling Ring, but she definitely played a bad girl. Release date was mid June, so she would have already been at work on that film at the time of this blind. Movie is rated R, mainly for teen drug and alcohol use & some sexual references (per imdb).

I'm just sayin'...

canopener said...

OMG. Of course it's true!!! Enty never lies! Oh wait--Enty ALWAYS lies!

Unknown said...

If all else fails she can do the porn version of Harry Potter-

FreudianSlip said...

Yeah- I'm pretty sure everyone knew this one and the last one. Hope the blinds are starting from the most obvious and will become juicier as we go.

msgirl said...

I'm not sure that nobody wants to hire her, she's getting decent roles. She's not a great actress, but she is OK. I believe she doesn't do drugs or drink, that she's shy, not sure about her neediness, hasn't she had a long time relationship?

Jules_345 said...

I really like her and think this is bunk...I'd still rather read this than a reveal about Lojag or the Ks though...

Anonymous said...

Shes shaped like a lil kid
Hard to sell her as oozing sex on film

What abt 50 shades?? For movie

Sherry said...

Thinking the same thing Lotta.

Count Jerkula said...

She needs to do a bikini malfunction on a beach or let loose some "hacked" private nudes w/ kinky shit involved, similar to the Olivia Munn set.

I can work on it with you Emma. I'll start brainstorming and you get in touch. Maybe the "hacked" M.O. is the way to go. Leak a little at a time (one or 2pics each time), alluding to a treasure trove of filth hanging over your head, Then you drop in an interview something along the lines of "I don't consider my private life something to be discussed in public. I have likes and dislikes, same as everyone. I choose to only share them with a lucky few." Just like crack, give em a free taste and they will comeback lookin for more.

a non a miss said...

Never saw any HP movies. I saw her in Perks of Being a Wallflower and thought she did very well.

Unknown said...

Whether she can make it now in Hollywood will depend on how good she is or who she fucks. I'm sure given her goody goody reputation that they will be some producers willing to cast her from their couch.

canopener said...

GET THE FUCK OUT.



IT'S REVEAL DAY.




ENTY IS REALLY WILL(SY) AND PROBATE(Y).




WHY DO ALL OF YOU REFUSE TO LET HIM BE WHO HE IS???????????

orpheus12 said...

May the 4th be with you all! :-)

Kels said...

I dont get why this is bullshit. It makes sense to me. Perfect sense. The girl wants fame but doesnt want to risk her dignity...the lines are starting to blur. Why cant that happen to Emma Watson?

Because she's Hermoine?

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Remembering that this dates from last January, I'd have to say that "The Bling Ring" changes a lot of this.

Watson's amazing work as "Nicki" in that movie gives a mighty kick to the notion that she can't escape Hermione's goodie-goodie image, and the critics are, quite rightly, falling all over themselves to praise her acting work. Clearly, it's not that she thinks she's better than she is, but that her talents have been underrated.

On the boyfriend front, she's been with Will Adamowicz for well over a year, so that seems to be going better than predicted as well.

I'm looking forward to seeing where she goes from here.

canopener said...

I am beyond impressed with all of the inside info. a Wills and Probate attorney is privy to.

JoElla said...

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Enjoy and be safe, and hopefully the trolls won't come out in full force today.

saycheese said...

Melissa Coutts got the original blind right on the first guess :)

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Hmmm, maybe her handlers are worried about it... Seems like she would let her agent handle.

ladybaus said...

because she had a role in last weeks number one movie, the perks of being a walflower won her an mtv award for best actress and is a cult-classic type film and she is staring in the new Darren Arronofsky flick and The Bling Ring is critically acclaimed----how more succesful do you want her to be? duh

Seven of Eleven said...

Naked Hermione, perish the thought! Bling Ring was decent but they used her as top billing when she wasn't, like when they used Harry Potter for Equius (he was good in that). No way will she do 50 Shades of Gray unless the new director decides to make it an art-house indie-type incarnation instead of Eat, Pray, Bondage project.

KStew bewbs in the road show movie still didn't make us think she was a good actress.

shakey said...

Then why doesn't she go for supporting roles and work her way up?

Count Jerkula said...

@texas rose: It has been done. Hairy Twatter: A DreamZone Parody

I have never seen it, but I figure judging by the name and Jessie Andrews being in it, it is a full bush film. Katy St. Ives is in it, too. She devolved to tranny scenes, sad tale for an attractive chick. Her Woodman scene was hot as she was struggling to take the anal and earn the big bucks.

S.joy said...

Yes, it looks interesting! Maybe I should watch Pretty Wild too.

Silly Girl said...

Emma Watson is this generations Sally Field. She can turn into a fantastic dramatic actress, but she'll never be taken seriously as a sex symbol. Even Sally Field as Gidget was still a teen age sex symbol, not to far from Harmione, really. She'll be a steady actor, doing great roles, but she'll never break out of the Flying Nun mode. Sally even dated Burt Reynolds and it didn't do it for her image.

Alexstrasza said...

@shakey - I agree, that would be her best bet.

ladybaus said...

and why the heck would she dream to be in playboy---that is pamela anderson/lindsay lohan/shannon doherty territory---she went to Brown and has been in the business of years---she is not daft

whocaresnow12 said...

And this is bullshit. She hasn't had a string of boyfriends, and she's done a few films that have solidly transitioned her into adult roles. Trust me, she doesn't give a shit what you think about her. If she did, she wouldn't be returning to Brown in the fall to complete her degree.

NaughtyNurse said...

Emma Watson is fabulous and will continue to have a great career. I don't think she has been typecast at all. So what if she has class and conducts herself with dignity? Is that somehow supposed to damage her career? Bullshit.

TracieVogue said...

I agree I don't think I could take her seriously in lead roles, and The Bling Ring looks terrible...I like her though.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Shakey:

Outside of Harry Potter, Emma Watson has done:

"The Ballet Shoes" - Secondary role as sister who wants to act

"The Tale of Desperaux" - Voice of unhappy princess

"My Week With Marilyn" - Minor role as Lucy, wardrobe assistant briefly dated by the leading man; maybe 5 minutes of screen time.

"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" - Playing "Sam," the hero's love interest. I'd call her the leading lady, but she won an award for "Best Supporting Actress," so...

"This Is The End" - A cameo performance with, again, about 5 minutes screen time.

"The Bling Ring" - Probably third-tier supporting role as Nicki. It's a brilliant performance, probably the best in the movie, but even Emma Watson was at pains to point out on Twitter that she's far from the star of the show.

So, how do you figure she isn't starting in supporting roles and working her way up?

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Thanks Count, I have your email, I might take you up on that. Thanks for all your support! I had hoped when I read this blind he wasn't referring to me but I guess he was. "neediness and constant reassurance" thanks a lot asshole!

On the bright side though I guess I am officially a B List. I'll take that. As far as my drinking goes I thought I held my own pretty well the other day but I guess compared to a guy that likes his morning bacon with a (few) stiff martinis I guess most people are a lightweight. Douche.

ladybaus said...

lol who woulda thought the Emma Watson blind woulda been the controversial one

Unknown said...

I saw it. It was pretty good. I think Sophia could have pushed the envelope a little more and mined some of the material from the fall out of the Vanity Fair article and "Pretty Wild" but Emma was great in it!

Unknown said...

@Derek Harvey, as the equally controversial Taylor Swift sings, 'people throw rocks at things that shine.'

I love Emma, and think she has real staying power in the industry. She does a lot of charity work without press (and some with press) too.

Nancy said...

@Silly Girl, I think you are right on the money calling her this generation's Sally Field. Only thing, is I absolutely adore Sally and her acting and Emma's acting has left me cold so far (haven't seen Bling Ring yet though).
And she went out of her way to pooh-pooh the rumors of her playing the lead in 50 Shades (smart move) and her comment was something along the lines of "Do you really see me doing something like that???"
I really do believe she was one the actresses to try out for Lizabeth Salander, hence the short do she got a while back. That was probably one of the hard R movies she didn't get.
And hey, Sally Field has had a great career and if Emma winds up as half as successful as Sally, she should thank her lucky stars. HP has made her rich enough that she doesn't have to take every part down the pike and she certainly doesn't have to take a part for the money.

childeroland said...

Another vote for: BS.

MrWolf said...

Bullshit blind.

Every actress who has a teen hit struggles to shed her goody too shoes image.

Anne Hathaway did the exact same thing 5 years ago. 5 years from now, it'll be, I dunno, Miranda Cosgrove or something.

It's dumb anyways - How'd shedding her goody goody image work out for K Stew?

Unknown said...

thanks Count - I was trying to think of a name to put in my post but the best I could come up with was Hairy Nutter.

Tyler said...

I think she'd be better off taking some time off to hone her craft by enrolling in acting classes or something and then return prepared for more adult roles.

Jodi Foster did it, proving child stars need not fade away forever when they choose to grow and move forward apart from Hollywood for awhile.

Essie said...

Enty, you are a lying sack of shIt!! She has NOT had a "string of boyfriends" and she has not been thinking about doing Playboy. That would ruin any chance at a real career and she knows it. You are an idiot.

Emma Watson is doing just fine and she is picking and choosing the parts she wants. Her career will be a very long one. You are an idiot.

Hegg said...

"She also has a string of boyfriends who tired of her neediness and constant reassurance she requires to make it through a day."
So, the blind came from a guy then. lol

She needs to get a good acting coach and keep working on it, she will get better and get better roles. Audition for some BBC mini-series or something if she has the shops for it. If not, she will have her education to fall back on. She'll be just fine.

Unknown said...

Totally.

Rufus II said...

Don't mess with the Harry Potter kids!!!

Jessie said...

She was average in the Harry Potter films until the last ones. I've not seen her other movies.

This blind was told in a context that we've missed...and potentially embellished to the point of being unbelievable.

Lipstick Mystic said...
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Marieeee said...

Late, but here!

www.meettherealemmawatson.blogspot.com

shakey said...

Hi Jonathan,

Thanks for the list. I commented based on what I've seen of her.

Anonymous said...

OH Marieee, you ignorant....

Moonmaid said...

She has all kinds of money now, so if she keeps being choosy with good indie roles, she will break through as she matures. If you get a blind written about you for NOT being bad, as a young actress that is pretty good I'd think.

AW said...

LOL @ "She has thought about being caught with drugs..."

Apparently gossip blogs can reveal one's thoughts

lutefisk said...

I am with derek harvey on this. Emma Watson has been in the public eye doing both modeling and movies since Harry Potter ended. Ask any older teen or young adult who has grown up with Harry Potter and they (both male and female) will tell you how much they love her.
During interviews for the Bling Ring she made a point of expressing how she is not the bad girl that she portrayed in the film. I don't think she would have any problem landing rolls geared towards her age.
People want to hate her because she is young, beautiful, talented, and intelligent.

calpeach7 said...

She had a nip slip. Saw it on ACG.

Steppy said...

A bunch of BS

Unknown said...

Anne Hathaway shed her goody image by taking off her clothes in roles like Havoc.

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