Thursday, July 04, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 7, 2013

This former A list tweener who is now still a B list celebrity who can't decide if she is an actress or a singer is really worried. Really worried. She has never been tested for any STD's, because even though she had unprotected sex with her former A list tweener boyfriend, he always told her he had protected sex with everyone he cheated with. Turns out he has never had protected sex with anyone and the tweener is freaking out and scared of what her doctor will tell her.

Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez

43 comments:

libby said...

NO BIEBERS.

MISCH said...

And she should be...

shazzer said...

Ewwwww.... I can't believe she let that touch her!!

ladybaus said...

she got the Bieber Feva

Gypsy said...

There's no worse disease than the mental state that would enable her to date a lesbian trapped in a prepubescent boy's body. After she gets the penicillin and possible rabies vac, she needs to get her head checked.

saycheese said...

EVERYONE got this, but @jilly was first

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

She Beliebed him??

Count Jerkula said...

As long as she don't have the Hi-5, I'll bone Selena bareback, and not worry about the STDs. Herp and warts aint no big thang, for everythng else there are anti-biotics. Big whoop.

If she got Hi-5, then I would rap it. It is difficult for a man to catch it during sex, but I wouldn't want to chance it.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

So what were the fucking results?

Kimstyle said...

Well, Selena can join the HPV club like 80% of the sexually active girls these days... Anything else, there's antibiotics for.... except the Herp..glad I dodged that bullet!! If she does get it, she can hook up with Chase Crawford anytime, if he wasn't so busy with boys...uggg... Doubt biebs has HIV.

Unknown said...

Why would he need to wear a condum when sex for him is getting pegged by some chick or blowing one of his homies on the dl.

Anonymous said...

And she kept fucking with him.
..so her "worries" got null and voided by me...

JoElla said...

ahh poor thing. She is young, and will learn.

Its just U said...

Yawn, kids hooking up and forgetting to wrap it up. I would be more shocked if they were careful.

Unknown said...

Just getting condoms for Biebs is a hassle. Cutting the pinky fingers off of ladies gloves is a time consuming hassle.

ladybaus said...

lollll Texas---I was sorta think that too

The Real Dragon said...

What time will enty stop revealing blinds? need to know before i leave lol

hollywood dime said...

If I was 18, I'd probably want to screw Justin too. I'm sure our parents questioned our love for new kids on the block and new edition, et al. That being said I would hope I had enough sense to use a damn condom. C'mon Selena, do better.

Unknown said...

Oh Count... Antibiotics do not work for Herp or warts.

The two types of Herp is for LIFE (the odd cold sore included). It may be dormant most of the time, but the virus lives in the nerve cells, and can be transmitted (even when dormant) when the virus is active, and semi-active (shedding). When shedding, the host has no symptoms. The immune system plays a huge role in how active this virus is.

Warts - 60+ different viruses. About five of them can lead to cancer. However, new research is indicating that a lot of people's immune systems clear the virus after a couple of years. This is fantastic news, but one must still be careful. Condoms do not prevent transmission. Most wart viruses do not actually lead to warts.

Removal of genital and anal warts is done by repeated treatments of liquid nitrogen. Very painful.

HannahBanana said...

She better have her mouth checked....from what has been written about him, the Biebs loves to mouth the beav....

parissucksliterally said...

You may be scared honey, but if you don't get checked, you could wind up not being able to have children, or DEAD.

JoElla said...

The Real Dragon I think 7 PM

Run go play! And when you can log back on, you will have lots and lots of blinds to read!

Anonymous said...

thank you intelligent Unknown person, for your common sense post. Don't care about Booger and Sellouta.

Anonymous said...

So, I'm curious what critters Selena coulda caught from this prepubescent puke.....

The Real Dragon said...

@joella,. Thanks =]

MrsAmiss said...

My mom still has my NKOTB themed birthday party. With my permed hair. And neon tie dyed clothes. I wish she would get rid of those.

Unknown said...

I think every time you lie to a partner about always practicing safe sex your schlong should shrink - reverse Pinocchio.

NEWSFLASH - you can get STDs from oral sex, whether you are giving or receiving.

hunter said...

Count Jerkula said antibiotics is for everything else EXCEPT the herp & warts. Which is pretty accurate.

Unknown said...

@ Hunter & Count.
Sorry, Count. Misread your post.

delete account said...

I have no sympathy for anyone in this day and age who has unprotected sex outside of marriage. That is just stupid with HIV running around, and there is still no cure for AIDS. If you dont use a condom or make your boyfriend use a condom ad you get an STD, then its your own damn fault.

Pip said...

Why do people mentioned Bieber being a lesbian? The only similarity is that they are both attracted to women. The lesbian I know treat women better, have better hair, and they actually know how to dress themselves. Enough with the lesbian shit.

Pip said...

Lesbians ^

Count Jerkula said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Yeah, big deal on the warts for guys. It just makes yer cock "studded for her pleasure."

It is nasty though when you slip a finger in a stripper while getting a couch dance and feel a mess of love bumps in there. No soap in the shithouse so I bit a finger on my other hand, while I scalded the tainted one. Nothing grew.

nevarmore said...

Anyone having unprotected sex is at risk. My son was married, faithful, and contracted AIDS from his wife. She also had unprotected sex ... with someone other than her husband, my son. (Of course he didn't know about it.) We didn't have a clue until he landed in the hospital with pneumonia, and they tested him. He died 6 weeks later. It was too late to treat him. So anyone, ANYONE, can get HIV if they are having unprotected sex. If Beiber is not using a wiener wrapper... he's a potential loaded weapon indiscriminately being aimed at innocent people.

Unknown said...

I think that video of Taylor Swift making a face and sticking out her tongue on response to Selena kissing the Biebs says it all.

AndyCane said...

I hear the Bieber Fever involves a lot of vaginal itching

auntliddy said...

Misch, thats what i was going to say! She ahld be worried and get checked out. Who knows whats fernenting in that little germ factory?

AndyCane said...

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

MadamChef said...

Who has time for that?!

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lutefisk said...

nevarmore, I am so sorry for the loss of your son.
There was a prostitution sting in our area last month. Over 100 johns were caught ranging in age from 17-78. The first thing that came to my mind was the diseases these men would be bringing home. A few were from my area, including the 17 year old, and a few married men. I can't imagine why anyone would take a risk like that.

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