Thursday, July 04, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 8, 2013

This A++ list boy bander got to fulfill what he said was his biggest fantasy last night. He had sex with this former Baywatch actress.

Harry Styles/Pamela Anderson

72 comments:

saycheese said...

first of all ewww

secondly: phoenix got it

LizzardO said...

Ewwwww.

Sugar said...

I thought Harry Styles was a gay homosexual. And he's waaaaay too young for Pammy.

ladybaus said...

well i hope he didn't take any lessons about contraception from the biebs

Kimstyle said...

BAM! Gross and amazing all at once! :)

Anonymous said...

What is he 40 (years old) or somethin'?

Bullshit!

Renoblondee said...

Add another ewwww.

bink said...

DIS.GUSTING.

I need some brain bleach.

The Real Dragon said...

lucky mofo

Secondbecky said...

A++???? I never heard of him... I'm not over 35 years old either!? Only A++ boy bander ever is Justin Timberlake.

Its just U said...

Niiiiiice

hunter said...

I have a hard time believing this one.

Anonymous said...

Barf. Betcha her odometer has turned over a FEW times. He really pinged my gaydar too, thing must be broken.

trouble bubble said...

I wonder did he pay for it... Or did Pam sleep with him for free?

Swaysway1 said...

Why would people even want to hit that knowing that she has Hep C? I vaguely remember a blind item about a celeb who faked an illness and people guessed it was Pam, iirc.

Count Jerkula said...

And it only cost him $4500 and a fist full of Xanax.

Hope he didn't eat her butt and get the Hep C.

JoElla said...

*shudder* Please let this be a bullshit blind!

ladybaus said...

but cant you only get hep c from needles?

Unknown said...

He must have strapped a board across his waist, otherwise he would have never been found again.

KPeony said...

Hahaha whaaaaat the fuck did I just read?

sandybrook said...

And he got her Hep too I bet. Hes not the who dumped Taylor Swift is he?

Tyler said...

Not convinced this one is true/real, but if so, he's only a few years older than her sons. That fact alone should have dissuaded her. Besides, I thought she charged now?

Kimstyle said...

@derek Seriously?? No....

hothotheat said...

Hey! I was eating......

I like that he likes older women (these types are often rumored to be gay...see Hugh Jackman) but an older sl*t is a whole different thing.

hothotheat said...

@sandybrook Yes, he's the same one.

Kimstyle said...

@pheonix I don't think she ONLY charges...plus, if it was "his biggest fantasy", don't you think he'd shell out some of that OD money??

Kassandra said...

I second, third, fourth and fifth what heatherfleabag (great username,btw)

Kassandra said...

I second, third, fourth and fifth what heatherfleabag (great username,btw)

ladybaus said...

well maybe we are in for one interesting Taylor Swift album coming up if thats the case

Tyler said...

lmao Kimstyle, I guess you're right. It's just creepy on so many levels I can't quite wrap my mind around it.

Kimstyle said...

@sandy that was 100% publicity. Not a real "dumping"

Unknown said...

WTF is a Harry Styles?

Silly Girl said...

Totally a bullshit blind. NO kid his age even remotely knows who Pam Anderson as a hottie is! Seriously, she's been a fucking mess for what 15 years?!

Unknown said...

@ Swaysway1
@ Count
@ Sandybrook

Come on folks! Hep C is not spread by regular sexual contact, and non-blood bodily fluids.

It is a blood-borne disease. It requires blood to blood contact. The Hep C virus isn't present in semen, vaginal fluids, tears, saliva, sweat, and mucous. Only blood. That's why almost all transmissions are linked to shared needles, and blood product transfusions.

Red Cross finally got their act together in the late 80s with regard to testing donated blood.

Anonymous said...

I too thought for sure he was gay.

HannahBanana said...

I think some underestimate the global popularity of Baywatch......go on girl! Lol! Bet she taught him a thing or two. Anyway, better than Kim Stewart....I can't see the appeal at all with her.

CanadianMiss said...

Isn't Pammy pay for play? And old enough to be his mother?

Anothergrayhare said...

Funny how many of us had the same instant reaction: Ewwww. One of my fondest memories was taking home an ex-boyfriends hot younger brother from a bar one night, and dropping him at high school the next morning. I was 30 or so but didn't look it, he was 18, and I thought that was bad.... Pammy's what, 48 or something? Mind you, now that she's had her face redone she does look much younger.

WareCat said...

I think the Enties adding an additional "+" to the A+ status made B. Profane's head explode.

Unknown said...

did Pammy get her hiney retightened because sadly all I can think of is that sex tape with Tommy Lee

HannahBanana said...

Yes & Yes.....

sandybrook said...

I thought it was him but all these British lad gander's seem like dopplegangers to me

Anonymous said...

Kudos to him for hitting that

MrWolf said...

@Sugar - Sexuality is fluid and most artists, almost by definition, want to push boundaries and expand their limits.

Harry Styles seems to have girlfriends pretty regularly and want to fuck them pretty often.

That doesn't mean that he hasn't fucked a guy or two as well.

At the moment though, his focus seems to be women.

HudsonJoe said...

YUCK,
Of all the Baywatch women Pam to my mind is the least attractive on any count; then you add in the rumors. Double YUCK!!

wacko jacko said...

Eww times infinity. His hair drives me crazy, I just want to shave it all off.

Anonymous said...

@Kassandra, why thank you! The big, banged up pitbull in my avi is Chyna, my inspiration. Just don't ever feed her Lean Pockets and she's good. Half the taste with all the diarrhea. I digress, did this Harry chick, I mean dude, REALLY nail Pammy? He really pings my gaydar, especially after he hired Taylor, the go-to beard.

Sherry said...

I know everyone says this kid is gay but this isn't the first time he's been connected to an older woman right? Hey the kids smart in that respect. Us cougars are ALL bad. Meow..

Hegg said...

He was 18 and her sons are 15 and 16 1/2.
Khrist!

PotPourri said...
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PotPourri said...

I kind don't believe it. Yes, it's his fantasy, but when he saw that cig smoking Social Disease bag of a worn out woman, he ran. Or he said he hit it, but went to the movie instead.

Mark B said...

As much as people will say "it's icky because he's only a couple years older than her kids", I wouldn't put it past her. And as for the gay rumours about Styles, my guess is he's bi.

Jessie said...

I wonder when he started watching Baywatch?

MugCake said...

Not a chance, that kid is 100% gay.

BitterBlondin said...

Did he have enough money for that?

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

OKay said...

NO WAY. He might have wanted to hit 80s Pammy, sure, but now? He'd just run away screaming.

Surrender Dorothy said...

I think a lot of people are underestimating what hormones + opportunity can lead to. Seemingly random sexy hookups!

Jenn said...

Reruns are evil. This shit proves it.

PJJ said...

Harry Styles is absolutely A++ as a boy bander, 1D has been all over the place forever it seems. Just because you're out of the loop doesn't mean the rest of the world is

PJJ said...

Great question that unfortunately we'll probably never get the answer to :/

NaughtyNurse said...

Ew. Gawd. I know he likes older women, but Pam?! Yuck.

Steampunk Jazz said...

We need to ask someone who knows but Maybe Pammy has become a gay Icon like Cher or (in her case) Joanna Lumley in 'Simply Fabulous'?

trainrides said...

Mr. Wolf, did you just say that Harry Styles is an artist? :D

SillyLily said...

I'm sorry but there is absolutely no way in hell this is true. That boy is about as straight as a circle, and it's totally obvious to anyone who pays any real attention. I say that with love because I adore him and his glorious levels of gayness.

Perhaps this nice little blind was leaked by his PR people, who so desperately want him to appear straight so little 12 year old girls will think they have a chance with him....which is disgusting on so many levels.

Brian said...

Tommy Lee's cock is bigger than all of Harry Styles. She could deep throat him. ALL of him.

cowbulls said...

1. texas rose , that was a classic comment. My compliments.

2. I could understand if she had aged well like a Cindy Crawford but Pam looks gross these days.

3. Does it count as sex if he doesn't hit the sides?

Count Jerkula said...

@Unknown: Really? Well if you don't count ass eating as regular sexual contact, then you'd never have a second date with me.

carolinec said...

disgusting.

if this is true.

Moonmaid said...

Blegh. Hope he used protection.

Gonads2 said...
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Gonads2 said...

Idk Harry's always seems like a nice, but glass-closeted, aggressively-repped gay boy to me. Could all this OTT linking of older women and girls to him be a way of detracting from that?

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