Friday, July 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 3, 2013

This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

30 comments:

Gabby said...

Ethorne got it with the first comment! JLove is one crazy bitch!

mynerva said...

Revealed before? Or just everyone's guess?

librariantobe said...

Maybe she should patent name tags for boobs.

Lola said...

Aw, I like JLove. She seems really insecure and that makes me sad for her.

hothotheat said...

Who's the C list celeb?

icywench said...

Names or it didn't happen. lol

just curious said...

If you're that insecure, why join a profession that stresses looks and appearances????

Alabama said...

Yes! Who's the C List dude?!?

London Ali said...

A-list?! She's successful, and she's famous, but so are most people on the B-list. There's nothing wrong with being on the B list. I'm really not making a dig at JLove, but I'm genuinely shocked that in 2013, someone considers her A list. On that alone, this is the most shocking reveal, ever. LOL

whocaresnow12 said...

Aaaaaaaand, nope.com

Scallywag said...

So she's the breast whisperer?

Is this the one who knocked her up?

Della said...

So who was the dude?
What were the names of the boobs? Poncho and lefty?

Dolphy said...

Perhaps if JLH used some her vajazzling accoutrements on her breasts they would be easier to identify?

LA Mac said...

Oddly those are the exact names of my co-worker's cats

Jenn said...

She should've just drawn the names on with sharpee, or get them tattooed. Crazy girl.

The BLS said...

I still maintain the C-lister was Bachelor Ben...

ethorne said...

I am so happy she found a guy that can fully appreciate Thelma & Louise.

Betty Boop said...

I think I saw an interview where she said that they were named Thelma & Louise. She also wears a tiara when she takes a bath. What an odd person!

Sherry said...

This is how cute and endearing becomes creepy and odd.

Dingle Barry said...

My friends call my sisters Thelma and Louise. They can be crazy too.

MrWolf said...

@London Ali - Typical A list isn't a measure of fame, wealth or success.

It's a measure of the ability to get a project green lit on name alone.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has access to the money people and has been central star behind multiple successful TV shows (Medium, Client List). If Client List closed out, she'd find some other show and execs would be like "Oh, JLH? Eh, she'll get us a few profitable seasons and advertisers like her."

Blake Lively might have as much fame and money as JLH does, but if a script came across your desk and it said "A story of Texan masseuses who also give hand jobs, starring that girl from Gossip Girl" would you approve it?

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Awh j love I would remember if I was a guy.

nightowl said...

JLove A-list? Very popular shows? Where I have been the last decade?

Count Jerkula said...

I would keep hittin it and fuckin up the names of her tits until she stopped calling and texting. If that didn't work I'd give her box and cornhole names she hated.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I like JLH too. She's just insecure and a bit nutty.

Topper Madison said...

What sort of a tool couldn't remember TWO names?

shopgirl said...

@Topper, Lol! I'm glad she loves her boobs.

Anna Nonymous said...

wow that would be incredibly annoying, hate to say it, but nightowl's right,
JLH a list? In what universe?

FlirtyChick74 said...

@Topper: 100% agreement. :-)

FlirtyChick74 said...

@shopgirl: me too. I understand.