Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former reality star has not been on a show in some time, but because of who she is and her family i she still has A+ list name recognition. Apparently she is also yours for the night if you get her drunk enough. Five nights in a row she got wasted. Three of those nights she went home with a different guy. Hope she used protection otherwise her next reality show is going to be Maury. Now that would be a great episode of television.

27 comments:

JSierra said...

As long s she used protection i say get it girl. Ain't no shame in your game

NaughtyNurse said...

Paris

Renoblondee said...

Paris.

ian mcgrinty said...

Kim Richards.

Its just U said...

Women all over the world do this every night. I don't get the scandal.

dee123 said...

The capital of France.

Anna Belle said...

Seriously R there that many males that would want to screw Paris....SouthPark had her down

Bacon Ranch said...

Thinking the Simpson sister here

sharka2002sharka said...

Kimberly Stewart. Isn't that how she had Benecio's kid?

PotPourri said...

Trista!

Larzipan said...

Kate Gosselin! Lol!

Basil said...

Paris

Karen said...

Paris Hilton.

MAC said...

Is Kelly Osbourne still with someone?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Yes Kelly is a lucky bitch who has caught a nice guy ... She'd best not screw that thing up bec she will never get better!!

This blind totally makes me think of Paris Hilton because of the family name.

libby said...

Anna---god I love South Park. They DESTROY folks in a mere 23-minute cartoon.
Victims:
Paris (Stupid Spoiled Whore)
J-Lo ("Our mistake was signing this ghetto trash in the first place.")
Ben Affleck (see above--I think SP scared Affleck straight.)
Kanye (Gay Fish)
Cruise/Travolta/R Kelly (In the Closet)
Russell Crowe ("Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' 'round the world!")

I could go on and on. Those dudes have BALLS. I love it.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Women all over the world may do this, but how pathetic is it that Paris Hilton is still doing it at her age? Also, does this mean that it's over for her and that model she was paying to date her?

braverwoman said...

Libby - Word on South Park. When they get it right, it's brilliant. Cheers, BW

Olivia said...

Bristol Palin

The Dude said...

Chelsea Clinton

lazyday603 said...

@Libby I love South Park for the closing comment on the episode where a 50 foot tall Barbara Streisand was destroying the town until a 50 foot Robert Smith of The Cure (who was called 'Robert Smith of The Cure' every time somebody said his name) arrived & defeated Streisand to save the community.

As he wandered off into the sunset the Southpark kids called out to him, "Bye Robert Smith of the Cure. Disintegration is the greatest album ever".

skimpymist said...

If this is paris she didn't use protection because she always does it bareback. I've come to the realization that at least 90% of the population in LA primarily near hollywood have herpes. There's no ohter way to explain why someone would knowingly have unprotected sex with a person that has herpes or any other std.

Melsbells129 said...

Julianne Hough. Nice caption in the random photos.

Melsbells129 said...

*though the A+ part is HIGHLY arguable.

NomNom83 said...

@lazyday603

"Disintigration is the greatest album ever!"

This is literally one of ten eps I've ever seen of SP and I was crying I was laughing so hard. And then "Robert Smith of The Cure" showed up.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Ms. Hilton haha Ms.

anon said...

South Park rocks! Trey and Matt are equal opportunity insulters - no one is safe from their wicked whit! Hopefully, there will be new episodes soon - anyone know when their new season is supposed to start?