Saturday, August 24, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 3, 2013

This B- list mostly movie actor who is known for his acting, but also other things about him personally had finally found a girlfriend. Well, she thinks they are boyfriend/girlfriend and the tabloids do because he told her they were and his publicists did too, but he is seeing anyone that walks or talks and is willing to have sex.

Michael Fassbender

27 comments:

Sarah said...

I don't want to be his girlfriend, but I would be willing to have casual sex with the Fassbanger.

Becks said...

This means that I have a chance with Fassy!

FrenchGirl said...

it was even not a blind item because all the news was in DM at this time

Unknown said...

The DM is the best site for non blind gossip.

Rosemary Young said...

Dear Mr. Fassbender:
I walk, I talk, and I am willing.
Sincerely,
Rosemary

Kassandra said...

I am more than ready, willing and able to do Shameful things with Michael's Fassbender. He is scorching hot and makes me feel funny between my legs. ;)

On another note, if he wants to be a player, why even bother with the whole girlfriend thing? There is nothing wrong with playing the field because you like the variety. It's not nice to lie to someone about your proclivities...and I hardly think he needs to have a relationship to bolster his public image. Plenty of women (and men too, i'm sure) find him hot as balls and revel in the fantasy that he is single and available.

Sugar said...

Count me in! I think all I have to do is find him in a bar and ask him to show me his penis, right? I'm totally on it. No pun intended.

bubbles said...

Michael Fassbender a B-??? No way, more like A-

a non a miss said...

Thanks for the tip!

Its just U said...

Sounds like most lads I've ever known. Its an Irish thing. Irish men never say no. Believe me.

ethorne said...

LOL @a non-I prefer more than a tip!

auntliddy said...

Another person i have no idea who he is.

auntliddy said...

Its just, im gonna modify that to ' no man ever says no'! Lol

Anotheramy said...

For some reason I got Michael Fassbender and Michael Cera mixed up and this blind just didnt make sense.

Count Jerkula said...

Liddy, I resent your gender stereotyping and horribly MANsogynistic view.

Off the top of my head I can think of 4 times I turned down face to face offers of pussy, with only one regret amongst them.

Almost 20 years later I still kick myself for turning down 18 year old redhead vagina. I doubt I would have similar feelings about losing an $8.50/hr job for not showing up the next day.

discoflux said...

Amen, ethorne! I want the whole thing!

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Lucas said...

So you only need to walk or talk but not both to kick it with Fassbender?

ethorne said...

Hi disco! :)

Seven of Eleven said...

@Lucas, he probably doesn't require both at the same time. Talk to say yes, walk to the hotel room.

Fassbender was the answer for the violent boyfriend (husband? fiance?) blind a few months back. That would probably be one of the "other things personally."

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Count Jerkula said...

Get it, bro! If she aint put a ring on your finger, she must not want to lock down that dick for herself.

Unknown said...

Auntlibby - great actor but not in any huge hits yet (Inglourius bastards, Prometheus) but known more for having a huge cock and has showed it on film (Shame).

abob said...

Aww, came here for VIP's gifs and she's buggered off somewhere!

Kelly said...

You guys, if this was any other guy you'd all be shaming him for doing that to his girlfriend!

Persiaa said...

I wonder why he bothers with a gf. Maybe something his manager or agent is pushing? He was suitably creepy in Prometheus.

TalksTooMuch said...

So what I'm hearing is...I got a shot!

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