Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Chris Brown Cancels All His Canada Concerts

In just two weeks, Chris Brown was scheduled to play four concerts in Canada. Yesterday he pulled out of all them which has forced the promoter to cancel the shows in their entirety because he does not have a headliner any longer. Chris says that he hates to disappoint his fans, but now he will have the time to make more music so his fans can spend their money on that instead of seeing him. I'm sure they will love that. Of course Chris is lying about the reason he is pulling out. Ticket sales have not been great. Sponsors have pulled out. Protests were scheduled for at least two of the shows, and then there is the chance he would have another seizure if he gets on a plane and starts slamming down sizzurp.

21 comments:

Cleodacat said...

No Show=No Money in his pocket. Does not bother me one bit.

Cookies said...

So his seizure was from sizzurp and not the stress of all the "negativity"?

derek harvey said...

see folks Canada aint all that bad...

FSP said...

Maybe he knows it's this Enty's territory and wants to avoid her.

auntliddy said...

Zzzzz.........zzzzxxxxzxxxxxzzzzzzzz......the sound of the air going out of his so called career. Goodbye.

Renoblondee said...

I thought he just announced he was going to retire.

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

He has a really pointy head

surfer said...

Yeah, there's been talk about his sponsors pulling out for a while. Glad to hear this news.

And I'm with Renoblondee - didn't he just say he was going to give up music?

CraftyGirl said...

I thought it was Lil Wayne who had the seizure from Sizzurp?

Sarah said...

Lil Wayne and Rick Ross had the sizzurp seizures. Drake and Justin Bieber will be next I guess.

Linc said...

The border wouldn't let him through anyway with a conviction on his record

Seven of Eleven said...

I read the headline as Canada cancels Chris Brown concerts and I was all GO CANADA! Then I read that CB was the one who canceled "to make music" and now it's um, no.

parissucksliterally said...

hahahah- FUCK THIS PRICK.

Megley said...

He has to do his 1000 hours of CS in California--he ain't going no where until it's done.

rosie riveter said...

Now if canada would just take beiber back and put him in his playpen ..

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'm sure CB will find someway to... you know.

Joanna said...

Canada has a significantly lower threshold for misogyny than the U.S. Go Canada!

Sherry R. said...

His sponsors have pulled out because Canada will not let him enter their country. He will never make it past customs. Ever.

MrWolf said...

Fuck Chris Brown. I don't want him in my country.

Please send Nas instead.

Thanks!

Jenn said...

Damn Canadians. They've got that awesome bacon, yummy maple syrup, and now no Chris Brown. Lucky devils

Dishtlk said...

Fuck ya!! I love being Canadian... I loved all the talk of protests. They were on the other side of the country, or else I'd have been there!