Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Lena Dunham gets fired and is forced to clean out her desk. OK, well her character on Girls.

Mayim Bialik and Jim Parsons show some Big bang love at an Emmy party which also had
Sofia Vergara looking a lot like Denise Richards.
Miley Cyrus wants you all to know she is tough. Grew up on the streets. Was only allowed to buy one Chanel bag a month.
Mel Gibson must be hitting Sylvester Stallone's medicine cabinet.
Maria Menounos is a little late, and the wrong sex, but tries to join Menudo.
Natalie Portman is very small. The car she is driving is a Smart car, so Natalie must be 3'5, maybe 3"6 tops. It is all trick photography in the movies making her seem like she is a normal height.
Nicole Scherzinger would like you to know she does yoga, but not
with Kim Cattrall who likes to do hers in front of thousands of empty seats.

36 comments:

Kels said...

Black girls are accessories now, #thanksMiley. Don't know where I'd be without ya. Love it.

But seriously, Miley's behavior is making me wonder why it was ever ok for Gwen to exploit asians the way she did...I'm a big fan and never thought about it like that until I saw this pic of Miley. Sad, really.

skimpymist said...

If only lena really was fired.
Love jim parsons andevrytime he talks I forget he's not sheldon

Rose said...

Natalie Portman is 5'3" according to IMDB.

HimynameisChloe said...

because the harajuku girls were already a thing. they had a whole trend going before gwen came along.

FingerBinger said...

Mel Gibson looks like Popeye.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

In that pic, M. Bialik reminds me of someone. That's good, because that person whose name I can't remember is way less unattractive than her.

Mel is growing muscles and getting the same haircomb than Prince William.

Agggh. I had forgotten Menudo and you had to remind me that crap.

Portman is 1.60 metres, thin and leaning in the pic. She is tiny.

Seven of Eleven said...

Way to tease us with that first line! Cruel!

But Sheldon and Amy Farrah Fowler make up for it.

I'm the same height as Natalie Portman. The car isn't a Prius, it's a hybrid mini-SUV (a friend has one) and they're not small. Here's a better perspective of Natalie's height.

Also, 5'3" is NOT abnormal, nor is 5'10".

Count Jerkula said...

Menounous

Miley

Portman, just because she would hate it soooooooooooo much.

MatryoshkaDoll said...

I once walked by Natalie on the Harvard campus (sadly I didn't go there, was just checking out there museum). I was shocked at how itty bitty she was, super short and bird-boned.

MatryoshkaDoll said...

*their museum* I promise I did go college.

babo said...

Mel is going to explode/deflate from his growth hormone & roids injections.

Lucas said...

Dunham

Bialik

Portman

Mame Dennis said...

I think the Portman comment is a joke that she's filling up an SUV and she's supposed to be extremely eco-friendly.

Count Jerkula said...

With all the booze Mel consumes, them roids gonna ravage his liver.

YourNameHere said...

I read in some magazine that Anna Wintour thinks Miley has great style/clothing taste. The photo next to it was of her (Miley) wearing fishnet long sleeve dress and spikey hair. I read it at the dentist while under Novocaine so that could explain why I had to go back and re-read the sentence 2 more times.

Dolphy said...

@Count, let's hope that happens to Mel real soon.

califblondy said...

Is Enty trying to tell us something with the Sofia comment? Did Sofia and Denise share a certain profession?

I've always wondered what Sofia sounds like IRL?

B. Profane said...

Vergara and Richards have been widely rumored to have earn their keep on their backs in earlier days.

I'm sorry, but I just have to blurt this out: Dunham is completely unfuckable in those pants. I realize that she's in costume, we should all be supportive of her as a body image role model...but not even with my worst enemy's dick.

hotchacha said...

I hope Mel pumps up BEFOOOOOOORE Jacuuzi!!

Roid rage!!

JSierra said...

I think the best way for Lena to be a positive body role model is to dress her body appropriately, not in baggy, shapeless, unflattering hipster outfits that only look good on Urban Outfitters models. I love that she is confident enough to rock around naked and I love how she shows other girls that its cool to love your body no matter what, but jeez girl, get some fitted clothes.

Renoblondee said...

^The glum cunt.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow...Mel Gibson's roid rage is going to be dangerous. I've seen guys who are normally sweet and gentle become violent on steroids--imagine what they'll do to that a-hole.

Lissa said...

Damn Lena is f'n ugly. Since when is Miley black? Isn't she the spawn of a dumb redneck?

Ja'mie King said...

I love this!!!!

nightowl said...

Lena's fugliness has nothing to do with her body and everything to do with that face. Ugh. And Miley, just stop - you're not black. Pretending to be will not give you street cred. Double ugh.

Jenn said...

Natalie has the ugliest legs I've ever seen on a bony girl. She's got cankles. WTF?

Popnursing said...

Those arms! Ack. What a horrible look on Mel. The ugly on the inside is catching up to ugly on the outside.

B. Profane said...

If Dunham is still treating her writers badly, she may be headed for the most epic career meltdown in history for the third season of Girls.

Audrey said...

1) I wanna see Miley in a club on the South Side of Chicago, then she'll understand what's really up.
2) This Enty is so fucking lame...

Pip said...

Dunham wears clothes that make her body look even worse on the show, on purpose. I saw some interview she did. They seek out clothes that fit horribly, I guess to show the character's lack of fashion sense.

The clothes she wears while out of character look horrible on her too, and I have no explanation for that. It's like she looks in the mirror and says "I don't look dumpy enough today.". Major fug.

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know if it is the pants so much as that look on her face...dumpy plus insufferable smug has got to equal no peni, right?

B. Profane said...

'Zackly. And that "we costume her to be dumpy as a character choice" is a classic example of not understanding narrative structures. If you make a character too unsympathetic, they actually become less believable to an audience. That's a picture of someone you don't want to know about no matter how compelling their story.

anon said...

Amy Farrah Fowler looks sooo pretty there! That might be the best I've ever seen her look - Clinton and Stacey did a good job with her.

And Mel Gibson plus roids = explosion of epic proportions just a waitin to happen!

Cookies said...

Jenn -- OMG you're right!! (it sounded so odd I had to go back and check)

mama said said...

I have to say I am sympathetic to lena's character on the show..reminds if how I thought I had it all together in my 20's and I was mistaken...

rosie riveter said...

hahahaha that pic of Mel is so fkn funny, what an idiot! Lena can always change her clothes, she'd still be ridiculously fug