Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Today's Blind Items - She Sold Her Soul

You have been really good at the blinds lately so I thought I would really throw a challenge at you. How would I describe this person? Funny.  C list Celebrity. Not in the sense of a Paris Hilton celebrity, but someone who has actual talent. She has a lot of talent actually. Award winning in her profession. She is great at her profession. She wanted to take it to the next level. She was tired of having to travel 200 nights a year and only getting on television a few times each year. She wanted to be big. She wanted to be huge. At first she tried sleeping with this former A list mostly television actor and his television actress wife. Yep, she was their threesome sex toy. Then someone told her she was no attractive enough so she spent $50K on plastic surgery. She would talk smack about people she thought were ahead of her line for some big project and would do everything she could to sabotage them. She would spread lies about them or anyone she could. She would do anything that it took to get ahead and to make herself a star. She sold out and still it has done no good and she is pretty much in the exact same position she was a decade ago. Sure, her name is known maybe a little more, but, overall, all of the things she did, all of the moral boundaries she crossed had no effect at all on her life, but destroyed the hard work of lots of others.

71 comments:

JV said...

Kathy Griffin

me said...

Kathy G. just a wild guess. (Griffith or Griffin. Not sure)

rhinovodka said...

Joan Rivers

FSP said...

Can't be KG. BI says this person has talent.

MelOncholy Baby said...

That Betty White! She's such a trollop!

Chris said...

She sold out and still it has done no good and she is pretty much in the exact same position she was a decade ago. Sure, her name is known maybe a little more, but, overall, all of the things she did, all of the moral boundaries she crossed had no effect at all on her life, but destroyed the hard work of lots of others.

Not sure if this describes Kathy Griffin.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Enty, you mean girl!

a non a miss said...

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only said...

I thought this reads as Kristen Chenowyth

Me said...

Dita Von Teese?

Seven of Eleven said...

Besides, Chenoweth is only a little wicked.

LovelyCoconuts said...

I'm on board with the Kristin Chenoweth guesses. Although, I really like her.

sandybrook said...

Kathy Griffin was who I thought of immediately because of her plastic surgery another possibility is Lisa Lamparelli who had some too.

Dana Forman said...

Whitney Cummings?

Renoblondee said...

I like the Whitney guess.

Cara said...

Sarah Silverman?

Jennifer H. said...

Whitney Cummings

MBK said...

I thought Whitney at first, too, but she hasn't won any awards, has she?

MM said...

Whitney Cummings doesn't have any awards. Sarah Silverman has one Emmy. Kristen Chenoweth has quite a few awards and is definitely talented in her field.

rosie riveter said...

sarah silverman, kathy griffin,lisa lampanelli....cant A-list actors/actresses attract better than these foul creatures into their beds? Nast. Im barely a thousanaire and I can score hotter chicks

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I was actually thinking about Sarah Silverman but I think she wouldn't party threesome style...sooooo

Molly McButter said...

I thought chenoweth too, but I read this like a singer who is trying to make it big as an actress, and KC has won an Emmy.
That being said, I can't think of anyone else.

califblondy said...

Kathy was my first thought because of the constant touring. Her life on the D list show was canceled (or maybe she ended it not sure) but her talk show on Bravo didn't last long and was canceled. She's had lots of plastic surgery, a husband who she divorced when she discovered he stole from her. Right now her career is pretty much where it was years ago plus New Years Eve with Anderson Cooper. I'm a fan, but Kathy has always seemed driven and desperate for fame.

califblondy said...

Oh and Kathy has won Emmy(s)

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Who would have a threesome with Kathy G?

Man, I wish this was Janene Garafalo!!! Come back my 90's lady

Molly McButter said...

Wait: Kari Ann Peniche? The threesome chick with gayheart and Dane? Although I don't know if she's really talented at anything besides being a reality tv whore.

Seachica said...

Who's that woman who claimed to not have an affair with David Beckham? The opera singer. She seems desperate, but hasn't really progressed beyond DWTS.

erika said...

Cummings is not funny "kidding! No i love you" really 56X a show

Gawd

Punkin said...

I doubt it's Silverman. I've heard from a few interviews with young comedians/writers that she's helpful and supportive of up-n-comers, seems out of line with this description.

Dena said...

I was thinking Margaret Cho but I'm not sure about awards or plastic surgery.

Dena said...

I was thinking Margaret Cho but I'm not sure about awards or plastic surgery.

ms snarky said...

If Chelsea Handler didn't have a show on Comedy Central, I would totally say this was her.

Kristin said...

What about Margaret Cho? She has said she's had plastic surgery, wanted to make her original show such a success that she turned to drugs to lose weight.

Former A lister is Diedrich Bader who was on the show, went on to Drew Carey show and Who's Line... Married to an actress.

leemonada76 said...

Janeane Garofalo

discoflux said...

Stacy Keibler

WWE for the profession

kelly said...

This is a great blind!

Kristin said...

I've met Griffin a couple times and she was incredibly kind and surprisingly low key, low maintenance.

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Vera L- said...

Courtney Love.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@seachica, I think Katherine Jenkins is a pretty good guess. I don't know much abt her or Kristin Chenoweth but has to be one of the two of them.

Paije Carroll said...

Kathy Griffin

Molly McButter said...

I think seachica has it. Jenkins makes a ton of sense.

Megan said...

Margaret Cho is a regular on Drop Dead Diva.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Kirstie Alley, now more celeb than actress. Big and Huge could be clues, and for married couples, I'll take, The Travoltas for 400, Alex.

Susan said...

Good blind. Love the Kathy G guess.

Humor Me said...

Katthy Griifen.

and I am not even that good at these blinds....

Tara said...

Kristin in Broadway wouldn't have to travel 200 nights a year - while she could have performed that many times, she'd be traveling from her NYC apartment to a theater. And that'd be "spending 200 night away from home" anyway. A comedian fits, or a touring musician, as they go on tour. Broadway doesn't tour.

B. Profane said...

Exactly, Broadway doesn't tour and an actress doing a ton of film work still wouldn't travel that much. Has to be a comedian. Garofalo and Cho are too well-respected and successful to fit, despite the plastic surgeries they've had. Besides, both still get booked at large venues for stand-up. This has to be a woman comedian respected by other comedians who has never broken out of playing small rooms.

I'm going to guess it's a black woman comedian, because it's much tougher for women to get booked into big houses.

Jaiden_S said...

Just for shits and giggles, I'll guess Aisha Tyler. I hope it's not her, though.

Brenda L said...

HA! Courtney Love is never going to feel bad about anything...ever.

Ben S. said...

Keibler fits given that pro-wrestlers are constantly on tour, more than most any other profession.

teg said...

Sounds like maybe an athlete?

Jfer Warr said...

Amy Schumer? Not sure if she has won any awards. A couple times a year quote made me think of roasts but it could be an awards show.

trixie comments said...

Travel 200 nights a year? Possibly a musician. Maybe a second tier songstress who wins some of the minor awards--would only get on TV during award season or when a new CD was about to drop. Never a number 1 seller, but solidly in the top 20-40s. Probably cute, but not drop dead gorgeous. Solidly talented, but without the "it" that makes you a STAR. Who's been around forever and is good at her job, and we just don't notice any more because we're used to seeing her just bobbling around?

Aoife said...

Katherine Jenkins has had great success with her albums in the UK.

Maggie said...

It's def Kathy griffin bc she has bragged about spending a lot of money on plastic surgery and she has won emmy and made history by have 4 comedy specials filmed in 1 year.

NaughtyNurse said...

A funny lady traveling 200 nights a year and getting on TV a few times a year is a comedienne. I say Margaret Cho, too.

Kinsey Holley said...

NOT AISHA TYLER, Y'ALL! NOT LANA KANE!

She's my favorite girl crush and I'll hear nothing malicious about her.


Good? Good.

B. Profane said...

Unfortunately, Aisha Tyler fits the clues quite well except for being married. Right age, right career profile, lots of road time, black woman comedian clearly trying to break through with white audiences. Sorry, I don't know her work at all but she fits the profile I imagined when I guessed it was a black woman comedian. Has she had noticeable work done?

Cho and Garofalo have too much cred. in the alternative comedy world for it to be them. Marc Maron would bitch-slap Garofalo if she pulled ruthlessly careerist moves like those.

Cummings and Handler are both way above the level of this person's fame. Schumer has been signed to host or star in too many shows to fit.

As a sop to the Tyler fans I'll throw out Olivia Munn as another option. You have to stretch the clues pretty hard to make her fit but she is a determined macher willing to peddle herself for success.

Jayne Birkin said...

Katherine Jenkins doesn't fit the "funny" part.

Secondbecky said...

I read this as a WWE wrestler diva

Amanda said...

Lil' Kim?

Jon said...

Margaret Cho...she has worked the same circuit for 20 years and is still not considered an A list comedienne.

Interplanet Janet said...
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Interplanet Janet said...

Greta Van Sustren.

CanadianMiss said...

Susan Boyle?

Unknown said...

I don't know if it's Keibler but it's definitely a wrestler. They usually travel 200+ nights a year. And the plastic surgery would fit cause god forbid you tell one she's not that pretty. Who was wrestling and holding titles around 10 years ago that effed it up for everyone else?

Henriette said...

I like the Aisha Tyler guess! She is so beyond boring. Her career was supposed to have taken off, but never did. She even strong armed to get into that crapfest The Talk.

linda2604 said...

1st ever post here so be gentle!!

Chyna - WWE Diva. Award winning as she won the Women's Championship, won an award as a porn star for One Night in Chyna.

Travelled all the time with WWE.

Finished wrestling just over 10 years ago.

Had lots of plastic surgery.

Has crossed lots of moral boundaries with her porn career.

Don't know who the man and wife are though.

Biloxi Native said...

Lisa Lampanelli, respected by other comics, travels constantly to comedy clubs and small casinos, can't sellout large venues, so is usually booked in smaller theaters and auditoriums. Was not attractive by main stream standards, (still not ), just had gastric bypass, (or something like it), usually only on tv for Comedy Central roasts, sometimes on LOGO comedy specials, proved she was a turbo bitch on Celebrity apprentice. She works hard, and has been around for quite awhile, but can't seem to get on the A list. Awards? Surely she has won some in the comedy world, but probly not any big mainstream awards. I don't think it would be a WWE wrestler because aren't they on TV more than a few times a year?

Amy Sliger said...

I think this is Lisa Lampanelli.

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