Sunday, September 29, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 8, 2013

This almost A list mostly movie actor was getting some sympathy because his A list model significant other had been cheating on him. It turns out that he is not above doing some cheating on his own, and talk about looking for the opposite. The woman he cheated with was a plus plus size model.

Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr

47 comments:

Seachica said...

Good for him. Zaftig is sexier than skin and bones

Just Another HR Lady said...

"Plus size" models are size 10 and up, normal sized women. Is Enty suggesting normal is a bad thing? Lol

skipper said...

Bloom should dump Miranda...he can do so much better than her...

Sherry said...

Seachica: It says plus plus. That means possible Lane Bryant territory. I'm sure he loved all that voluptuous sexy. Most normal men do.

di butler said...

Guessing "plus, plus" sized model is beyond the industry standard "plus sized," of 10-12. If I found him attractive, this might be hot, but he is a huge mehhh, to me

The Real Dragon said...

Looks to me like he doesn't care of her cheating. Get it bloom.

auntliddy said...

I guess they have some sort of agreement, or meeting of the minds. She does her thing, he does his.

Kelly said...

From reading Ted I always thought he was gay. Huh.

Unknown said...

Is there such a thing as plus sized male models certainly be a market in the US, look at the size of some of the rappers

timebob said...

from reading Ted, I thought the world was gay.

NaughtyNurse said...

Woo hoo. I love me some Orlando! I'll give him all the dirty sympathy he wants!

RustyJ said...

He previously dated walking skeleton Kate Bosworth. Orlando must have loved not being stabbed by bones.

amused bush said...

So would plus plus size be considered Christina Hendricks territory? Why wouldn't he be attracted to someone with curves?

Tina, what does the size of rappers have to do with anything?

Seven of Eleven said...

Isn't Liv Tyler's sister a plus sized model?

He does nothing for me, but he does seem to be a good daddy.

Brian Brown said...

Size 10 is not "normal sized" it means you're chunky to fat.

Watching you tubby women pretend you're "normal" is boring.

Skip a meal

Alexa Rose said...

Orlando and Miranda have a very interesting marriage, they both seem to cheat all the time and neither one cares?

amused bush said...

Thanks Jay, for putting me right. My 5'9, rowing, biking, swimming, surfing size 10 ass is FAR from normal.

Del Riser said...

@Jay, why don't you tell Serena Williams she is "chunky to fat", and not normal. All the king's men couldn't put you together again.

Liking anorexic looking women is not normal either.

rll said...

I'll skip a meal the day you can find your cock without the Hubble telescope motherfucker

Rose said...

@Reno, according to Ted everyone male celebrity is gay.

Is plus plus size an actual model category? I just assumed it was a typo for plus size.

@Jay, I doubt you could correctly guess a size 10 woman. It varies based on height, weight, body shape and muscle mass.

These are all size 10 and all different body types. Some are toned and fit, some aren't.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/search.html?gender=female&height=any&weight=any&age=any&pantSize=38&shirtSize=any&bodytype=&p=1

Cassiopeia said...

It is sad that in America obese is considered normal. Just because I'm not overweight doesn't mean I'm anorexic.
Not that all size 10 people are obese, but being a size 2 doesn't equate with being anorexic.

Anonymous said...

size 10 is chunky? That depends alot on the girls height. Oh lonely dumbass.. no.no no .. just no. I suggest you change your screen name, because you are going to be hated on here forever.

Topper Madison said...

Size 10 on a 5' woman might be big, but size 10 on a 5'7" woman is pretty normal and it had nothing to do with fat. It has to do with skeleton size. I just can't fit my 5'7" shoulders into a size 2 (or the equivalent of a children's size M) shirts since my shoulders are twice as wide. Size 2 is mainly for teenage girls, petite women, or women with very light bone structure. Do you really think that John Travolta and Tom Cruise wear the same size shirts--even when they were both younger and totally buff? Of course not.

Brian Brown said...

These are all size 10 and all different body types. Some are toned and fit, some aren't.

Oh, so the chunky girl who asserted that size 10 is "normal" was wrong then?

Got it.

I'm quaking in my boots about the "hate" I will receive here from you fat, yenta shut ins.

LOL

lostathome said...

Well damn, I wish I had his number because he could get it from this plus sized girl

Essie said...

I don't think Orlando Bloom is "almost A" because he has done nothing in quite awhile. I know he's on Broadway now but that doesn't make any actor A-list.

Other than that, I don't care who he is intimate with.

OKay said...

Aw, poor Jay. He wants to play troll, but nobody cares. And yeah, size 10 is normal. Don't be an idiot. It's embarrassing.

ozzyinch said...

Miranda has always been a sleeparound skank. She slept her way into modelling too. Why stop now?

ForSure said...

Not that I am a big fan of it, but many, many, many Crossfit women are size 10. It's weird, but it seems to be the normal size in that world. Yeah, tell those women they are fat and need to skip a meal.

I still think Orland is bi, and he can have my size whatever any time he wants.

lalaland923 said...

Go Orlando! :).

hothotheat said...

This makes me like Orlando more. I had lost respect for him, staying married to someone who would cheat on him.

BTW, Size 14 is the average size of the American woman.

Cassiopeia said...

Average doesn't equal healthy.

Kathleen said...

Open marriage, maybe. Don't buy that he's a chubby chaser, though. And I don't think most men prefer overweight women. I think they settle for that because the majority of the population in the U.S. is overweight, so choices are limited. But sure, telling yourself that men prefer fat women is easier than exercising, I guess.

Sunnyhorse said...

Whatever their marriage arrangement, I will always like Bloom just because of his UNICEF work. (Click to the right to see all of the photos and feel your ovaries explode.) http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20302989_20241965_20545760,00.html#20545760

Sunnyhorse said...

And my favorite one: http://inside.unicefusa.org/images/friendraiser_uploads/1090.200667365.custom.jpg

amused bush said...

Goes in circles, you're right average isn't healthy. I think most everyone will acknowledge that. However, having it inferred that size 10 is fat or chunky is crap too.

Not all sizes are created equal. I pride myself on staying fit and I'll damned if someone is going to call me fat for being a size 10. Just as I would be pissed if people inferred I was anorexic for being a size 2.

Rose said...

Average does not equal healthy, especially here in America where we have so many overweight and obese people.

It doesn't mean a size 10 makes you fat though. I like mybodygallery because you can see all different types of women's bodies that may be the same weight/size and are still different.

Jay's got his body image problems if he thinks the number 10 means specifically unhealthy and chunky. I'm not seeing a fat body here, and I'm guessing Jay has skipped one to many meals.

http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-37111-body-shape.htm?StartAt=15#.UkjGwj-6_pc

Honey West said...

So you're sayin I have a chance! ;)

lutefisk said...

Size 10 is nowhere near fat. or large sized. I am 5' 6" and weigh 125 pounds. I fit into a size 6-8 depending on the cut. I highly doubt one size up from me is considered plus size. Size 10 is absolutely average. Plus size would be size 16 and up.

Henriette said...

Does this mean Orlando is the answer to the blind about the chubby chaser? I know there was a blind about a guy who really liked big women.

Angie said...

Boom.

FrenchGirl said...

i believe he was gay (according to Ted C and other blinds)

Unknown said...

Seriously, my bf (& I) are naturally thin. People seem to think its ok to question if we're healthy, eating right or doing drugs. It's highly insulting!

cowbulls said...

Most men would tell you that women like Miranda are for show and not usually very good sexually. Their attraction is to feed the guy's ego for sleeping with a model.
On the other hand, a woman with a body like Jessica Biel or Cindy Crawford can still look great but those women usually are MUCH better sexually. My guess is Bloom figured that out.

Desiree said...

Maybe he misses taking someone to dinner who actually eats LOL! Yeah I know...cheesy.

IamLegend said...

This has made me extremely happy/hot! There's a chance! I think he's just dreamy!

gr8p said...

As much as I try...I cannot understand these two

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