Sunday, September 15, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 20, 2012

What celebrity wife of a former A list celebrity told him she would divorce him unless he got them a reality show. She also made it clear that until he got her a reality show there would be no sex. Well, he got her the reality show, but she is still holding off on that sex. She is also holding off on being nice to the guy unless there are cameras present. Probably the most miserable celebrity marriage at the moment.

Kevin and Danielle Jonas (and then she got pregnant so they could have another season).

29 comments:

Murphy said...

Come on Dani--he's going to get it somewhere else.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Who? Maybe she's holding out for a class show. Mind, I don't know the name or the premise of their show, I guess It Could be "special".

Harry Knuckles said...

He's gay, they don't have sex anyway. This blind is BS, not to mention stupid.

LovelyCoconuts said...

Why do the Jonas brothers have such awful taste in women?

sandybrook said...

Because they don't like women.

ladybaus said...

he does not want sex from a chick......and anyone ever hear this girl talk? dumber than a box of rocks

Steampunk Jazz said...

So she's a beard and a merkin. Tough life Kev. You aren't equipped to handle a Hilaria.

Unknown said...

Sounds like bs to me. She is/was a nobody and not in a position to make demands(unless she really is bearding for him) and he could find a replacement for her in two seconds.

Anonymous said...

well knock me over with a feather...

Unknown said...

I think she is a beard and that he is dating her brother. And the whole family is in on it.

Anonymous said...

Woohooo @steampunk - I was curious what exactly a merkin was -- just spent a bit of the morning googling info and pics... thxs for my word of the day!

auntliddy said...

What unnessesary misery.

Sherry said...

She seems nice enough but apparently only cares about being famous.

They should start to offer Fame Whoring in college curriculums. Part of a BA in business. That way they have something to fall back on when that's played out. Anything to get them out of the public eye.

The Prom Queen said...

I met him in chicago this summer and he is the nicest guy! this makes me feel so bad for him that he cant enjoy his life the way he wants to, and i always liked dani his wife, but perhaps she got the jump on him before we had a chance to know how she was... she just got in and learned how to pimp a jo bro better than those other women the other two are dating

CeCe said...

That's really sad. I identify with her a lot because they went into her issues with anxiety on the show, which I suffer from. They seem like nice kids, but both were SOOOO uncomfortable being on camera. I watched out of curiosity and it was painful at times just how awkward they both seemed. No chemistry, and I briefly wondered about their sex life.

Lauren said...

This kinda makes me sad. I like to think she was normal and genuine. So is the whole anxiety from being on camera a lie? Or maybe she got a taste of the good life and wants to be famous for doing something herself.


Bearding or not I think we all no at least one person in our lives that has a demanding bf/gf/spouse that you wonder why they don't just dump them. Some people liked to be bossed around I guess.

Steampunk Jazz said...

At Lauren, maybe she does get stage fright/ anxiety. Lots do but manage to push past it to perform. It doesn't lessen the struggle. How sad to push past it and have no talent.
A kind of "I wanted fame but not this way." Sad.

Steampunk Jazz said...

At Lauren, maybe she does get stage fright/ anxiety. Lots do but manage to push past it to perform. It doesn't lessen the struggle. How sad to push past it and have no talent.
A kind of "I wanted fame but not this way." Sad.

Tara said...

BlindGossip has a blind saying that the pregnancy is fake and that she will then fake a miscarriage right around the time something the Jonases need to promote will happen. (Maybe they have an album coming out soon?) It was a HORRIBLE thing to say and I doubt someone would make that up without hearing something about it..

Steampunk Jazz said...

Isn't that what we said about Kymmy Kartrashian?

Robman7789 said...

yes but is it hers?

Tyger Lilly said...

Ummm... Unless I've got it all wrong, they had to be having some type of sex for her to get pregnant. Vaginal sex, to be precise.

I, for one, am SO SICK of these "fake pregnancy" rumors. First off, there are plenty of actresses use surrogates for all type of reasons and they have no prob telling people about it (SJP, Jordanna Brewster, etc.). Second, and gay fellas please correct me if you disagree, it is not IMPOSSIBLE for a gay male to impregnate a female. It may not be an ideal situation, but it can be accomplished. Third, the Jonas Brothers are no longer a Disney product - if Kevin were gay, this whole thing would be a pretty ridiculous charade to continue.

Unknown said...

I always knew the Blow jo's are incels. Probably a closeted homosexual as well.

Jacq said...

Agreed. Pretty girls like her are a dime a dozen. And then, I'm sure lots of them are actually nice people and wouldn't spit in the face of who provides that lifestyle. You in danger, girl.

Anonymous said...

shes unfortunate looking i think and on their show she sounds like shes slow

Kloie said...

I don't get why she wanted a show when she just seems super awkward and intimidated by the whole thing. Maybe that's just an act to make her more "relatable."

Habibti said...

Im surprised people actually rate her as 'pretty'...she is more 'interesting' looking and thats not interesting in a good way more in an akward way.

Kevin just man up and ditch the chick already.

PotPourri said...

She probably agreed to marry him knowing he likes men, and if he doesn't get her the reality show, she's going to sing like the ugliest canary in the cage.

Carol said...

I thought the other Jonas was gay, not Kevin. I can't imagine his wife making demands or making them but having anyone actually do what she says. She's comes across as dumb as a toilet bowl. And Kevin's mother and father are tolerating all this? Is any of this really true cause I'm shocked.

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