Saturday, October 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 19, 2013

How much would you pay to spend the night with someone? Would you pay $450K? That was the price paid for one night with this A list reality star. Let me back up though and tell you how this all came to be. Back in the day this man was a little starstruck, and had very big pockets. So, he started a company which really does not make very much money, but he used it as a tool to meet the stars he always wanted to meet. 95% of them are women and 95% of them he wanted to not only meet, but to have sex with. When he approached the first few women with his offers he was told that things could be arranged, but perhaps it would be better for everyone if these meetings happened outside the country. No problem said the man. The first few meetings were with the usual suspects. This former B list mostly movie actress turned gift loving fiend. The former B list mostly television actress who makes her living off reality television. The former A list reality star who turned into a hated C list celebrity. Our man was not happy with those. He wanted more and he ended up with more, but at some point he decided on his ultimate prize and paid $450K for one night. This one night though has had repercussions that no one could have foreseen when it happened. What was supposed to be quick payday could cost multiples more than that if it is forced to the light as some people want it to be.

Former B list mostly movie actress: Lindsay Lohan
Former B list mostly television actress who makers her living off of reality tv: Pamela Anderson
Former A list reality star who turned into hated C list celebrity: Paris Hilton
Ultimate prize: Kim Kardashian
Repercussions: Divorce proceedings with Kris Humphries

61 comments:

Total Snark said...

Whoa. This is a very good reveal. But doesn't KK have millions and millions? What would she need with an extra $450K - just to go out of the country and bang a stranger?

S.joy said...

Ok now THIS is a good one!

JoElla said...

This is a good one.

How much money is enough money? who knows.

MissInfo said...

And most importantly, who is the dude?? Because momma has bills to pay and making peanuts at my regular job isn't cutting it. I said I would never do that but for $450k...that is all the convincing I need!

Vanessa said...

kimk must have a super pussy ...just to pull half a mil for 30 mins of sex is insane. Assuming that this is true and not some made up bullshit.

Frufra said...

Millions of Milkshakes dude, right?

Christopher Cruz said...

+1

S.joy said...

@Frufra Great guess!! I'm with you

whitney_world said...

Woohoo! Great reveal.

Frufra said...

@S - I remember when the original BI came out, some CDaN friends and I fell FAR into the rabbit hole over this one, and I think that's what we worked out. Today, however, I'm wayyyy too lazy to go back and double-check :-).

audrey said...

Now this is the definition of whore. I am sad that Pam Anderson has gone that route, but not too shocked on any of the other names on the list, it just confirms what we have always suspected they were.

me said...

Nailed it

mae reeves said...

+2

Tom Stockdale said...

but who was the man with big pockets?

sinkabella said...

So divorce from Kris was a repercussion from her cheating on him? I thought she wanted the divorce. I guess he wanted this BI to get out?

Samantha Beary said...

I suspect the man is the Mr. Pink Energy Drink guy. Lindsay has shilled for it. He's based out of the country, the company isn't large, and I once saw another blog mention that he started the company basically to meet and hang out with famous people.

Murphy said...

Its gotta be the millions of milkshakes guy, didn't Farrah and the Shannon Twins do an appearance too? I can see them being on this list.

Kenton Campbell said...

http://maiq8.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/1330776320933.jpeg


um....him?

Poni-Tayl said...

As if this wasn't obvious to all us before, as to how these sluts have been seen with him in the news over the years. Yes, it's Mr. Pink.
So that's how females get "a-head" in Horrywood these days. Pretty disgusting all in all.

bookjacket said...

Poe Qui Ying Wangsuo aka Mr Pink

DW said...

Here is link to pic of milkshake dude Nd PMKPicture - Kim Kardashian and kris jenner | Photo 2616175 | Contactmusic.com : http://www.contactmusic.com/photo/millions-of-milkshakes-owner-sheeraz-hasan-kim-kardashian-kris-jenner_5739591

Murphy said...

I'm surprised that
A) PMK couldn't get him up to an even 500K
and
B) Humphries didn't shout this from the rooftops. If they had him under contract to not talk-he was already hemoraghing money from the divorce anyway, what did he have to lose?

urban chaos said...

I thought this was all but known to be mr Millions of Milkshakes guy. Who knows though, mr pink could have heard about it and decided to do the same.

And why oh why can't Humpries write a book ? That would be the best thing ever!

sandybrook said...

The diseases this guy is spreading around the world. :(

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh! This is juicy!! Thanks for this reveal!

__-__=__ said...

Great reveal!

VIPblonde said...

We all got it

Courtney Brooks said...

+3

The Real Dragon said...

how much will he pay for a nobody? I need moeny

KK said...

Ew her mom is always with her on those trips. I'm sure she negotiated the sex contract

iheartjacksparrow said...

In what reality is Kim K. the "ultimate prize"?

CDAN Reader said...

Was that tax free?

Most of us have banged some icky random in a drunken stupor and wanted to vomit the next morning as we’re doing the walk of shame while thinking “Damn, that was so bad I should’ve CHARGED his stank ass!” So it’s easy to sit here and joke about spreading for some sweaty rich guy for a nice payday and emerging debt free (yes, it ultimately deadens your soul and blah, blah blah) but would you ever do it?

I have a hard time believing those crazy $$ amounts that Kimmy, Pammy and the rest of them pull is limited to rimming, BJ’s, threesomes and anal. Okay, so some Eurotrash guy gets bragging rights and a chance to possess celebrity coochie for a night. I understand that everything is relative and $450K is chump change in some circles around the world, but “one night” can seem like an eternity if he gets to take a dump on you or piss in your mouth or something. I wonder what stipulations are in their contracts/agreements? Are they required to bang 4 or 5 of his friends as well? Is it bareback only?

Would any of you SERIOUSLY consider it if the guy could do whatever he wanted for 24 hours? I am not talking about some fake assed Indecent Proposal/Robert Redford BS. I’m talking about the real world where shit happens. This would be your dirty little secret. Your marriages and relationships would stay intact. You would take a quick weekend trip to Dubai and no one would know except the people that you blabbed to. Tetanus and Hep B shots, Clorox douches, Pine Sol enemas and Listerine for days after you get back. But you emerge 100% debt free.

The number is $450K. Would you do it?

Renoblondee said...

Well, I'd love to take the high road, but in reality that is awful tempting.

Della said...

Eeeewww. Latoya Jackson and John Gossling were there also.

Humor Me said...

What a reveal. Why am I surprised. Wow.

Cee Kay said...

Crank it up to an even 500K, and I'm in. (Well, he can't do ANYTHING he wants. Nope.) With the things I did in my younger days for free, I can handle a walk of shame now for some actual benefit.

Also, I'm thining it's not ALL about the money for these whores. A lot of it's ego too..."Look how much these guys will pay for me!"

Sherry said...

+4 oh wait, who's the guy?

Pink Cashmere said...

+5. Who cares who the guy is?

Pink Cashmere said...

+5. Who cares who the guy is?

Sherry said...

Well when you put it that way Reader,uhm, no. Probably not. This explains why I'm poor but at least I have my self esteem.

Selena Martins said...

first off, I hate, hate the video ads in this site. they just fricking start babbling on and its frustrating.

Second, why would paris would wanna get paid for sex, she is filthy rich

MadLyb said...

I make seriously little at my job right now - I left my former soulless, high-paying job for a soulless lower-paying job, it seems. I simply fail to understand how people making 6 digits a year find that this is not enough to satisfy them or live on, and so they choose to prostitute themselves. When you go that route, there isn't enough money in the world, honey.

CDAN Reader said...

Ha! I talk a lot of shit on here but I wouldn’t do it. I’d be too afraid of getting killed if the guy did something like try to choke me out and I would freak. I’d totally freak out and he would beat the crap out of me and I would end up dead in a ditch halfway around the world because I didn’t have a security detail or a Pimp Mama guarding my ass.

I’d be just another anonymous dead girl and I wouldn’t even get a “greed” episode on I.D.’s Sins & Secrets because no one would be looking for my stupid ass since no one knew I that even left town because it was my dirty little money making secret!

Oy. Back to playing Powerball.

Dizzel said...

Perhaps he's the father of her baby. The most recent picture doesn't have me convinced that Kanye's genes are present.

TalksTooMuch said...

At no point should either Clorox or Pine Sol be anywhere near any of your innards. As you were.

In-N-Out!! said...

Totally agree! Best reveal of the day!!

Also, I have a feeling that Kim k and the rest don't have that much. Some show only valued her and her brand in the neighborhood of 50mil. To us it's a lot but for her it's nothing. She is lucky she got that baby cause now she's set. Kanye is no dummy.

texas rose said...

KK made $8 million on her sex tape alone. Paris Hilton $15mill. She doesn't need the money but is greedy and $450k was too good and too easy to pass up.

auntliddy said...

Im thinking i dont want anyone pooping on me. For any amount of money.

cowbulls said...

Most if not all of us are looking at this from the wrong perspective. The 4 females have all had so many men in their bodies that one more isn't that big of a deal to them.
If I had 2 million to throw around and 4 women to pick, none of these would make the top 100.

Aoife said...

Great reveal.

PowerhouseMe said...

Kanye must be so proud! ouldn't doubt it if he truly is.

Tamara Wiley said...

Joe Francis..with the house in Mexico

Me said...

Reading this I tried to come up with a number that would get me to do it. There isn't one, because there isn't anything I want bad enough to whore myself out. But if I NEEDED the $ that would be different. If my child needed an organ transplant, that would do it. At my age, the idea of anybody paying to have sex with me gives me the giggles.

Unknown said...

Given the date of this bi and the birth of North West, could it not be that Kim got Pregnant from this guy instead?

Rach Around said...

I just googled Millions of Milkshakes. They even have vegan icecream. I wish they'd open them here. Are the celebrity menu items actually created by their namesakes?

Tvwizkidusa said...

You know for that cash he put it in her ass

Tvwizkidusa said...

Tapping that ass is the prize

Tina Mallette said...

what the refund policy if the sex was not up to his expectations?

Tina Mallette said...

CDAN Reader would only contemplate it if he was hot. Rich and hot why not. But then I was raised with too much self respect. Damn me. That money would haunt you, bad kharma etc but other people sold their souls so long ago this is just another day and that is very sad. Once you sell your soul you never get really get it back.

lazyday603 said...

Kim, Kim, Kim....

Danielle Williams said...

I think this is the person who gave them that million dollar car. I remember Humphrey talking about the car & Kim tried to hush it by donating money to a charity,