Friday, December 20, 2013

Blind Item #8

"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked like an idiot."

An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list.

49 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Seth whatever from Knocked-up

kspence said...

Jonah Hill

Derek Harvey said...

*Rogen

skimpymist said...

Please dont be jonah turdhill. My other guess is john goodman

sandybrook said...

Jonah Hill

Sugar said...

Jonah Hill was on the Daily Show last night and never stopped talking for one second. What a blow hard!

Harry Knuckles said...

"he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work" ..... haven't stopped laughing!

Sugar said...

Well somebody has to get the poopoo stains out of them!

Renoblondee said...

Hill.

chopchop said...

Russell Crowe. Jonah Hill would not be A+ list.

B626 said...

Russell Crowe

Debbie Taylor said...

Omg! Is that how he lost all that weigh. - not Jonah Hill! Wow

auntliddy said...

jonah hill

Erin said...

Val Kilmer

Johnny said...

Jonah.

fancyscreenname said...

What's with these talkative / judgmental hookers lately?
Whatever happened to "blow 'n go"?
that was a thing, amirite?

Kristin said...

I'm with Erin. Val Kilmer. No way Jonah is A or has flirted with A+.

S said...

Crowe or Travolta (doesn't say if the escort was female or male).

Hill was never A+. Never.

Harry Knuckles said...

"blow 'n go" .......you're killin' me!!!

tina said...

phillip seymore hoffman

MsWool said...

but was R. Crowe ever on T.V.? this says "mostly" movie

parissucksliterally said...

Guys, there is a blow dry place across the street from Century City Mall - it's name IS "Blow and Go"!

I shit you not.

fancyscreenname said...

I'm sure that used to b the hookers Hippocratic oath/ mission statement at some point, Harry.
;^)

V said...

I remember when Val Kilmer used to be hot

Erin said...

Yay!

FrenchGirl said...

Jonah Hill because Wolf of Wall Street is a documentary on his life (thanks to a friend,i was able to see the movie in a press screening )

Debra Morey said...

Mini series The Langoliers

__-__=__ said...

Nooooo. Not PSH! Please not PSH!!!!

V said...

@FrenchGirl, I assume you're being snarky since Wolf of Wall Street is based upon the memoirs of Jordan Belfort? ;)

Pip said...

The lion part could be a shout out to Gladiator(or was it a bear?). I'd say Crowe is more A+ than Hill.

Pip said...

Philip Seymour Hoffman had a heroin addiction I believe, not coke.

Angela said...

Agree on this, but he's slimmed down a bit in the last year.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Val Kilmer has lost a load of weight. He's thin (ish) now.

hothotheat said...

Not PSH, wrong drug of choice.

Crowe or Kilmer but have either done TV? I don't think Travolta because the Cult looks down on drug use.

leemonada76 said...

frank the tank

Barton Fink said...

When you fellate people for a living, there are going to be indignities.

Angela said...

Please, that's only if you're a STAR.

NYer said...

jason segal comes to mind.

gypsygirl said...

Val far from.A list
however-john malkovitch is perma Alist
my guess-Blowing John Malkovitch...i mean Being JM

Unknown said...

Barton Fink, thank you.

MadLyb said...

I agree with the Val Kilmer guess. I used to love him back in the "Thunderheart" and "The Doors" days.

Err said...

I'm going with Seth Rogen. He seems gross enough for this.

Turkish Taffy said...

I vote for Russel Crowe. Some other good guesses, but "A+" and "lion" point to Crowe.

NaughtyNurse said...

Russell Crowe. Jonah and Seth have never flirted with A+ status. They are barely A…one trick ponies so far.

di butler said...

Russell Crowe

urban chaos said...

Has to be Russell because if Jonah or Seth are A list and flirted with Aplus, I'd say Enty is drunk on the bacon flavoured vodka!

Jacq said...

Nope. Gay. But I guess it could be a male escort...

Crystal said...

The k trash family have thought them that you can turn being a mentally challenged hooker into a lucrative empire.

Jasper Tucker said...

Jack Nicholson. There's no way Hill is A list, never mind A+