Blind Item #8
"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked like an idiot."
An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list.
46 comments:
Seth whatever from Knocked-up
*Rogen
Please dont be jonah turdhill. My other guess is john goodman
Jonah Hill was on the Daily Show last night and never stopped talking for one second. What a blow hard!
"he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work" ..... haven't stopped laughing!
Well somebody has to get the poopoo stains out of them!
Hill.
Russell Crowe. Jonah Hill would not be A+ list.
Russell Crowe
Omg! Is that how he lost all that weigh. - not Jonah Hill! Wow
jonah hill
Val Kilmer
Jonah.
What's with these talkative / judgmental hookers lately?
Whatever happened to "blow 'n go"?
that was a thing, amirite?
I'm with Erin. Val Kilmer. No way Jonah is A or has flirted with A+.
Crowe or Travolta (doesn't say if the escort was female or male).
Hill was never A+. Never.
"blow 'n go" .......you're killin' me!!!
phillip seymore hoffman
but was R. Crowe ever on T.V.? this says "mostly" movie
Guys, there is a blow dry place across the street from Century City Mall - it's name IS "Blow and Go"!
I shit you not.
I'm sure that used to b the hookers Hippocratic oath/ mission statement at some point, Harry.
;^)
I remember when Val Kilmer used to be hot
Jonah Hill because Wolf of Wall Street is a documentary on his life (thanks to a friend,i was able to see the movie in a press screening )
Mini series The Langoliers
Nooooo. Not PSH! Please not PSH!!!!
@FrenchGirl, I assume you're being snarky since Wolf of Wall Street is based upon the memoirs of Jordan Belfort? ;)
The lion part could be a shout out to Gladiator(or was it a bear?). I'd say Crowe is more A+ than Hill.
Philip Seymour Hoffman had a heroin addiction I believe, not coke.
Agree on this, but he's slimmed down a bit in the last year.
Val Kilmer has lost a load of weight. He's thin (ish) now.
Not PSH, wrong drug of choice.
Crowe or Kilmer but have either done TV? I don't think Travolta because the Cult looks down on drug use.
frank the tank
When you fellate people for a living, there are going to be indignities.
Please, that's only if you're a STAR.
jason segal comes to mind.
Val far from.A list
however-john malkovitch is perma Alist
my guess-Blowing John Malkovitch...i mean Being JM
Barton Fink, thank you.
I agree with the Val Kilmer guess. I used to love him back in the "Thunderheart" and "The Doors" days.
I'm going with Seth Rogen. He seems gross enough for this.
I vote for Russel Crowe. Some other good guesses, but "A+" and "lion" point to Crowe.
Russell Crowe. Jonah and Seth have never flirted with A+ status. They are barely A…one trick ponies so far.
Russell Crowe
Has to be Russell because if Jonah or Seth are A list and flirted with Aplus, I'd say Enty is drunk on the bacon flavoured vodka!
Nope. Gay. But I guess it could be a male escort...
The k trash family have thought them that you can turn being a mentally challenged hooker into a lucrative empire.
Jack Nicholson. There's no way Hill is A list, never mind A+
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