Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

March 19, 2007

There is this other guy she knows who EVERYONE would also know even though he is not a celebrity. He has been with lots and lots of women including lots of celebrities and celebutantes. LOTS. The thing is that he has a very tough time performing and just prefers watching. Watching other couples or the girl he is with or two girls. He pretends he is all manly and virile, but the only way he can be that is with Viagra and lots of watching. She says the only way he can usually finish is to do it himself. Figures.

He is set to have a very big December. Will he get an Academy Award nomination for his new movie?

31 comments:

MM said...

Hmm, Harvey Weinstein?

MontanaMarriott said...
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msgirl said...

MM that's not a bad guess! I was also thinking it's not an actor since he also is not a celebrity. Unless the actor is private and an "artist".

I don't like knowing a guy has trouble, unless he's a big dick - did you see what I did there!

aemish said...

Serves him right. *hurl*

sandybrook said...

Renner or Christian Bale because of American Hustle. I'm leaving BCoop out of this I think he can perform a lot.

Donald said...

Matthew M. or Leo. Not Bale (not known for sleeping around) nor Renner (not into women).

char said...

I'm confused. The blind says "he is not a celebrity" and then goes on to say "Will he get an Academy Award nomination for his new movie?"

Does that mean he is on the production end, like a producer?

char said...

Apparently so. Anyway, it must be someone associated with either American hustle or 12 Years a Slave.

Count Jerkula said...

Bruce Dern

di butler said...

Spielberg-Lincoln

crila16 said...

@ Char. He could be the producer.

auntliddy said...

I thought we were done with these semi reveals.

crila16 said...

Harvey is a good guess. August: Osage County could possibly be nominated for an Oscar.

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KT said...

context is 2007, no?

CherryGirlMandy said...

I have no guess. I am just going to apoligize for my Kindle getting possessed and replying on wrong threads multiple times.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

This is obviously King Joffrey

JustNosy said...

Joaquin? Her?

nancer said...

it's not an actor!!!!! NOT A CELEBRITY. so it has to be a producer. i like the weinstein guess.

hothotheat said...

Or a Director, writer, songwriter or composer.

MadLyb said...

I think MM has got it, though I'm not sure he's going to win anything for his movie this time around, though he and his brother are suing Peter Jackson, so that might pay off.

I'd say David O. Russell, but he's gay and pretty much everyone knows it.

Martin Scorsese doesn't fit because he seems like an all around nice guy who's main passion is movies and not getting laid.

MadLyb said...

I have to add music as one of Scorsese's main passions since he's put together some of the best rock documentaries of all time.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Poor John Williams.

Jaiden_S said...

Weinstein is a great guess.

Frosty said...

Martin Scorsese or one of the Coen Brothers

CJ said...

weinstein looks like he would fit the bill. Gotta love these sluts who wouldn't even give that fat bastard a second glance but give him some jew money and they go dropping their clothes.

Count Jerkula said...

My favorite Jew money bit was a comic saying how insane it is to complain about Jews and money. "Yeah, when Friday comes and my boss goes to pay me, if he brings money I get pissed. 'I don't want MONEY, that's for JEWS! I want to be paid in fireworks.' "

CJ gets a 2fer, slut shaming and Jew hate in the same post. Next time try and mix in some hate on blacks and gays so you can hit a hate home run.

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ninotchka said...

What the fuck is going on with the bigoted bullshit?

Bizarre.

I have no idea whether or not Harvey has sexual issues but it wouldn't surprise me. God knows he's had the most famous pussy in the world at his beck and call for decades.

Scorsese could easily fit. He's been chasing women who are not his wife for many, many years and, obviously, all directors like to watch to some degree. There used to be some interesting stories about Marty, blow and underage hookers for days on end in Vegas.

di butler said...

Spielberg, Spielberg, Spielberg