Sunday, February 02, 2014

Blind Item #3

This A list celebrity who used to be a singer and has A+ list name recognition looks amazing these days but says that her unemployed boyfriend smokes so much pot that he would rather smoke than have sex with her and they only have sex about once a month.

42 comments:

Kelly said...

Jess.

sandybrook said...

You got it. I was betting that was VIP up there.

sandybrook said...

This wont end well because she likes her action

REH said...

Hull up sexy more Hoffman dead we needle in arm? Deets pls entry

REH said...

Phyllis Seymour Hoffman damn auto correct

CarolMR said...

Nothing about the drug death of Philip Seymour Hoffman? RIP, Philip.

Beetlejuice said...

..what?

headrot said...

at the end of my relationship w my ex I did this.

he obv doesnt want to be with her anymore but for whatever reason wont break up with her (bearding?). he's just drowning himself in pot as an escape and giving it to her once a month to keep up some semblance of appearances

libby said...

RIP PSH!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Count Jerkula said...

Whattaya expect, J-Simp. He hooked up w/ Daisy Duke, and now he has Delta Burke. He is a former athlete, used to top flight trim. Hook up w/ a regular dude and he'll fuck away the pounds that Weight Watchers couldn't help ya with.

Shoot me an email, and I'll help you out. Leave the kids with him for a while and come to Jersey. With my program you'll have 10lbs less jiggle in 10 days or your money back. I need a $200 advance though, so I can pick up some meth.

Seven of Eleven said...

Is Christina Aguilera dating anyone? Entern talks about how amazing she looks these days.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maybe that's why she warned him about her enema clean out, when he was drinking off the parch mouth.
She should have said...
" We're playing kidnapped by an Alien tonight, honey. You better slow down or the probing is gonna happen to you!"

ecua said...

Jesus Christ. Hoffman dead. How sad.
Why do people keep doing fucking drugs?!! THEY. WILL. KILL. YOU.

timebob said...

Enty needs to step away from the hot wings to post a PSH story already.

headrot said...

@count youre in jersey too, eh?

Anonymous said...

Sex burns calories, meth helps the metabolism and cum only has 5 calories per ejaculation. You've got the best weight loss program on offer Count.

Freya said...

Damn! This is sad. Not the BI but about PSH. Leave the drugs alone.

auntliddy said...

Hoffman dead a terrible thing. Rip. Man that monkey us tenacious!

sandybrook said...

@Count shes been looking really nice lately almost as good as before her enhancement surgery

Unknown said...

Time to kick him to the curb.

MISCH said...

As I said before don't marry him Jessica, pay him off and get rid of him. It's cheaper and easier.

Momster said...

I am in despair over PSH. Loved that man. May he rest in peace.

Blake said...

I used to come here for the VIP blind answers, now I come for the Jerkula commentary.

Well done Count.

headrot said...

who doesnt love the count?


(i just wish it was reciprocated. QQQQQQQ)

delete account said...

Sh!!!t, Count Jerkula! :-O.
I almost choked on my cookies reading you!

Count Jerkula said...

@Headrot: Yep. Brooklyn born, Jersey raised, Love my womens hot and dazed ;)

@Sandy: Sure. I just seen WW commercial, an she isn't far from being top shelf again. That is why I offered my services, and the high end 10day pkg. If she has time on her hands, we could do an adderall 1 month program, or a 3month program utilizing 6hr Sudafed.

The Raving Badger said...

Fuck PSH. What a dumbass. Lament these people: http://icasualties.org/oef/ByTheatre.aspx

headrot said...

@count chicago born, NJ raised. living in new brunswick now while i go to grad school

Jacq said...

I've only seen the needle in the arm confirmed on ROL which is less than credible. He was almost definitely found with heroin, tho

Jacq said...

I need to get my husband hooked on pot, so he'll get up offa my tits!

SugarTitz said...

Is he still banging Ashley 2..

headrot said...

@raving badger why would i support and mourn people who are engaging in activities that i do not support for people i do not support and many of whom do things while overseas that are completely reprehensible? i'd rather mourn a heroin addict anyday

Anonymous said...

Lucky girl.. :) does he has a brother? He s got good genes

Count Jerkula said...

@Rach: Her first meal would be about 15 calories. I would save up to show her how happy I am to have her as a client.

@Blake and Kitty: Thank you.

@Headrot: Height and age???

headrot said...

5'2, 28

sandybrook said...

That's what I line about you @Count the caring thoughtful side you have always putting others first over (sometimes on top of) yourself.

Good day Ms. Ramona!:)

Count Jerkula said...

@headrot: 5'2 & under 30?

Jeans size? Feelings on spankings? Feelings on dirty old men? You can click my screen name and email me if you want some modesty.

Lioness70 said...

@Headrot

Good old New Brunswick. It's cleaned up quite a bit since I was at Rutgers.

Lifelong Jerseyian here, with too many years and too many pounds for the Count to appreciate. (Also very happily married.) LOL

headrot said...

@lioness i did my undergrad here too. i wouldnt call it cleaned up, so much as gentrified. the corruption here and heroin abuse is insane. devco, the city council, and the board of trustees/president at rutgers are all in each others pockets. its ridic.

Sherry said...

Pot usually makes you horny but I guess too much of a good thing and all.

headrot said...

it depends on the company. i find pot just amplifies what i am already feeling.

if i am into my company, it'll make me horny. if i am not, it completely kills my libido dead dead dead.

KhloeK said...

Girl, pack up, step off, and get your groove back!

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