Saturday, February 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star turned pin up turned I will show up for money celebrity with A list name recognition was caught by a maid at her hotel. The celebrity was using a wire coat hanger to pleasure herself. Heck yes this will be revealed. I just want to know how it would work exactly. My Spanish was not good enough to understand the maid when she was explaining.

Pamela Anderson

39 comments:

H said...

Owie.

Discobitch said...

How.theee.fuck.......

Derek Harvey said...

I got it! The Only person to guess right. (not bragging just never happens--VIP was rambling something in Spanish)

TalksTooMuch said...

That is not even possible. When did you last see a wire hanger in a hotel??

Murphy said...

It was probably from a dry cleaner bag.

Violet said...

Maybe the curved corner of triangle? Who knows how else. I'm not sure i want to imagine.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

She was a pin-up waaaaaaaay before she was an actress or reality star.

Derek Harvey said...

NO WIRE HANGERS---lol---yeah usually they are those annoying hangers that are attached to the closet. Maybe she came prepared with her own...

Just Another HR Lady said...

I don't see how that would work for anything enjoyable...but ok....lol

Bacon Ranch said...

You could make out that it was a wire coat hanger but nothing else? Wtf pseudo bilingual Entern?
What words did you learn the meaning of and why?

Steampunk Jazz said...

If this chick is so broke that she can't afford toys, she must be picking up her own dry cleaning.... And be a whiz with needle nose pliers to bend away lady parts ripping ends...
She's her own Handy Manny...lol

Derek Harvey said...

maybe she had an itch she just couldn't quite scratch

BaronessOrczy said...

She probably was trying to retrieve a stuck tampon.

Sarah said...

Drum roll for Derek

Kimba said...

Okay, I'm gonna say it.....
Maybe the maid couldn't tell between pleasure or pain, while Pammy was giving herself a quickie abortion?

sandybrook said...

I cant even begin to imagine anyone enjoying that.

SecretTorture said...

Was thinking the same thing...

rosie riveter said...

What the hell?? How could a coat hanger be pleasurable? Hmm. Interesting

Sherry said...

Come on everyone. Don't even bother to figure this out. This truly cannot be real.

Im just sayin said...

Oh dear Lord this makes me hurt just thinking about it!! Wtf?!?!?!

Its just U said...

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've read on this site.
And that's saying something!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Seriously @ Sherry and Its just U. This makes Weekly World News look credible.

Looziana Magnolia said...

Maybe she was spanking herself with it?

auntliddy said...

Mucho strange-o.

Count Jerkula said...

Test

Allis said...

What? I'm with Sherry.

Renoblondee said...

Sometimes things are too strange to make up. Yuck.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Needs moar Batboy.

teresa crane said...

OMG I'm crying reading these comments!!

Wouldn't a wire hanger be a little thin?? I can't imagine it would do much

Stepforded said...

The only hangers I ever see in hotels are cheap and nasty plastic ones that have a round contraption fitted to the rail, rendering them useless if you remove them from the room.

Pleeeease ... as if she'd have any trouble picking a dude up to do the servicing; I doubt she has to resort to wire hangers.

Stepforded said...

Ewwwwwww!

Stepforded said...

Suddenly it makes sense ... she was using it to fix the drawstring in her shorts / trousers / jim jam bottoms:

http://www.instructables.com/id/11-Uses-for-a-wire-coat-hanger/step13/Fix-A-Draw-String/

#LostInTranslation

Count Jerkula said...

For some reason this post was jamming up my phone all day. Must have been something w/ an ad.

Anyway, take a wire coat hanger,and grab an end. Squeeze that so the wire is tight together. Now curve it into a J shape. Insert that into vagina to stimulate the G-spot, while furiously diddling the clitoris w/ your other hand.

It would have been a sight to see if she was also using a trouser hanger as nipple clamps. NSFW

I been hoping for this to be revealed ever since I found that pic again in my archives.

Aoife said...

A wire hangar? How would that work?

Tyger Lilly said...

Thank you, Count, for that interesting and informative lesson in coat hanger masturbation. I will have to retain those instructions in case I ever take a complete break from my senses and have tried everything else to get off. You must be the Masturbation Macguyver! ("Gimme a twist tie, a hammer, and some ball bearings...")

Count Jerkula said...

@tyger: not really, but i'd like to be. One of my fantasies is to walk around Home Depot with a woman dressed really trashy and spend a hundred or so on items that can be repurposed as sex toys. Like a really short skirt so when I say "get that bag if rope from the bottom shelf" I catch a glimpse of the main event. Other things I may say in such a scenario are:

Which of these chrome trailer hitch balls do you think you would be comfortable with?

Would you rather be spanked with a wisk broom, a plunger handle or a rope mop?

Which of these screwdriver handles turns you on more? I think I figured out how to afix one to a reciprocating saw.

No Agenda Groupie said...

Sounds to me she was doing a back room abortion on herself.

Karen said...

She must of had a really serious itch down there to use a hanger. I once saw a girl in a nightclub toilet pleasuring herself with an empty beer bottle!!

Aimless Spectator said...

"I just want to know how it would work exactly."

A very thick, polished, chromed wire clothes hanger - the kind that come with a good suit from an upscale clothier - isn't scratchy or uncomfortable to insert. It closely resembles probes or sounds that are purchased for big bucks to engage in uretha insertion play.

*Ahem* So I Am Told.

Men use these sometimes as prostate massagers, and women as G-spot massagers. They are rather retrievable with the extensive handle and great leverage to it, so outside the uretha insertion play you rarely get ER visits to extract them. ER uretha extractions are even funnier than up-the-butt extractions, imho, but they are rare.

Also, KFF is unfair when it is really such a veiled jab to the effect that the Kardashian sisters are "too old and not deferential towards men".