Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Blind Item #10

This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star turned pin up turned I will show up for money celebrity with A list name recognition was caught by a maid at her hotel. The celebrity was using a wire coat hanger to pleasure herself. Heck yes this will be revealed. I just want to know how it would work exactly. My Sapnish was not good enough to understand the maid when she was explaining.

34 comments:

VIPblonde said...

I hear ya, Enties. I can't speak Sapnish for shit!

skimpymist said...

Ouch. Must be into s&m. My guess is either adrienne curry or holly but I'm probably wrong.

derek harvey said...

pam anderson

Harry Knuckles said...

There was a letter to the Sex Help column in Playboy years ago from a guy that said he masterbated with sandpaper and he was wondering if that was unusual.

Kristin said...

Aww VIP, don't be so hard on yourself. Your Sapnish has gotten so much better. You used to sound like a slow cave baby. Mowee Ben!

aemish said...

What in the..?

D Lo said...

Carmen Electra!

Rach Around said...

Enty struggles with English. Not surprised

Sugar said...

Carmen Electra

Sugar said...

Oh, and OUCH!

Count Jerkula said...

I would think she either whipped herself with it while rubbing her clit or she bent it together to insert or rub side to side on her clit.

If it was one with clips, then she used them as nipple clamps. That is actually quite handy, because you can then use the hook to lead them around or to tie them somewhere.

Or it she could have been trying to give herself an abortion.

Wen said...

Damn Count. You put a lot of thought in to this.

sandybrook said...

I cant speak sapnish but I ace Carny.

Rach Around said...

Harry:
sandpaper love

KT said...

J..H tapdancing...whah? Nevermind. My brain hurts.

JSierra said...

WTF that's how you end up with an abortion

Rach Around said...

@JSierra: only if you're pregnant!
Could've been trying to dislodge a compacted bowel.

SueRH said...

Look up Magic Banana.

Renoblondee said...

Lol at you all.

Basil said...

Um, why didn't the maid knock on the door first? Isn't that what you are supposed to do?

BrainyAngel said...

I cannot believe I'm the first one guessing this....JOAN CRAWFORD!!!

BrainyAngel said...

Did she scream: "No More Wire Hangers....EVER!!!"

High Heels said...

Denise Richards?

Tina Mallette said...

If you don't put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door knob, or you have the other side of that sign which is something please clean up the room, they may not knock.

Cee Kay said...

Count, you seriously ought to write a book. I consider myself to be somewhat sophisticated, but you know the most interesting things...

lostathome said...

McGowan? Idk

Kassandra said...

What.The.Fuck.

Granted, i've masturbated with some odd things, but they were aptly-shaped or provided a distinct sensation.

This goes beyond S&M...this seems akin to cutting. Was she trying to rip holes in her tissues?

Aoife said...

Pleasuring herself with a wire hangar?! What?!

di butler said...

Spaz De La Hurta.

di butler said...

Crap. Missed the reality part. Holly Madison Doughnuts?

Mikka said...

pin up is the key ...

ms snarky said...

My Sapnish isn't very good either.

HellToupee said...

betty white

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

For the 3rd time today reading this site, I'm picturing the Family Guy gif where everybody is barfing!