Monday, March 10, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 18, 2013

There is going to be another guest for the holidays at this family Thanksgiving dinner because the father of this A list celebrity has someone special in his life who he is calling his boyfriend and apparently is ready for him to meet the family. The good news is that the new boyfriend is finally able to drink legally. Yeah, apparently the old man likes them young.

Joe Simpson

21 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

And if you can sing "Give me just one night (Una Noche)" you get extra pie and ice cream.

Sherry said...

Yeah, I'll bet said "boyfriend" was a welcome addition to the holiday meal.

Of course he likes 'em young..Like his daughter's boyfriends' age.

Navymommy said...

Sorry pops, but no Twinkie Twinkerson at Thanksgiving. It took a lot of time and effort to produce that meal and I would like for my guests to fully digest it.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Your forgetting papa Joe was a minister. When is a youth going to go to get counseling for his urges? Early to mid teens. I'm not saying he's a chicken hawk, but I wouldn't be surprised...

Seven of Eleven said...

It does give a whole new meaning to the concept of asking if someone wants breast or leg, does it not?

Dexamyl said...

There were recent pics of them frolicking on the beach. I hope the bf is being well compensated.

Eros said...

That whole situation is jyst creepy and bizarre. Feel so bad for Jess and Ashley.

sandybrook said...

I bet that was a fun night!

Anna Belle said...

What's really funny is my uncle who is a christian minister now uses the whole simpson family as a warning of evil statanic hollywood & how it currupts everyone who enters...kid you not, they pray for me....but then ask me for any dirt/gossip I can give them at family events

Derek Harvey said...

oooh lala

rajahcat said...

this family is nutty

JoElla said...

@Anna Belle. I get it. I have family like that.

My beloved Grandmama is convinced that I am going to hell in a handbasket, because I don't attend church regularly.

But my idiot Aunt who is quite the grifter who does attend church was possibly taken up by the rapture when she didn't call Grandmama.

So she called my Mom, because she was worried. Out of what little family I have left, only the 'Wonder Aunt' was a possibility for the rapture. *eye roll*

this story is for reals.. apparently I am a heathen ya'll!

HimynameisChloe said...

Those pics alone make me realize this isn't a blind so much as an observation. They're so awkward to me.

nurysp said...

jesus i swear i didnt see this coming at all lmfao

Sherry said...

Anna Belle, JoElla..My aunt is very religious as well and was haranguing the cousin to go to church more often. So they started going to her husbands families church Sunday night and Wednesdays as well as Sunday morning.

That wasn't the "right" church. Go figure..

auntliddy said...

Gross hypocritical selfish prick. Notice he doesnt go for his own age !

auntliddy said...

Well joella, you will plenty of company in hereafter.

NaughtyNurse said...

Kinda makes me wonder if those rumors about him hitting on Nick Lachey back in the day are true.

Leekalicious said...

@auntliddy Children that age are so much easier to mold and to control.

Leekalicious said...

If Joe Simpson gets a reality show that may be a sign of the end times.

skippy said...

I wonder if he is still a minister & if so does he support equality marriage?