Saturday, April 05, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former up and coming actress who approached A list from some truly great roles before retreating into some part-time modeling and another very lucrative side business is being investigated by the IRS for failure to pay taxes on the millions she has earned as one of the highest paid madams in the world.

62 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Lilo

Lady Heisenberg said...

Denise Richards? Please?!

QueenAnne Guido said...

YUM! Now this is a blind.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Monica Keena...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Tara Reid...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Shannon Elizabeth...ok I could take another 10 guesses that would fit but all four of these are safe bets

QueenAnne Guido said...

I read this as she's a Madame.... not a hooker. She was also verging on A fro great roles... so there goes Denise, Lilo,Tara, Shannon.... what great roles did they have?

Honestly have no clue.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Goop would put a girl to work.....

Ambiance Duo said...

Leelee Sobieski

Candyland said...

What about someone like Mena Suvari? American Beauty, American Pie, started to get into modeling/endorsements, but haven't heard much from lately? May not be her, but thinking someone like her...

Cleodacat said...

I would assume that a successfull madam must have some brains so that rules out Lilo and Tara. Leelee is a good guess, but it would be even more awesome if it was Janet Jackson, Pam Anderson, or even Biel n

QueenAnne Guido said...

I love Mena as a cash loving Madame. Wino? She was on track for A, had some great roles....

Sherry said...

What's the story of Leelee? She was touted as the next big thing and then nothing. And she is smart. Could it be?

Dishtlk said...

Wasn't there rumours about Leelee being a dominatrix?
I like that guess and the Mena guess...

Angela said...

It was alluded here that Sobieski was big on the S&M. scene, with Tom Cruise a customer of her "agency". Anyway, she has no official side business and isn't a part-time model.

Derek Harvey said...

Mischa Barton has a clothing line. I do not think it is lucrative though...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Josie Maran would also be capable of such a thing. Her cosmetics line is successful

Count Jerkula said...

Pam Peaks. All the porn whores are on her hooker site, even CDAN fave James Deen @ $2k/hr.

Sherry said...

Maybe the "side business" Enty is referring to is her escort, oops Companion Service?

Count Jerkula said...

If you google Pam, just look at her hooker site, not at pics of her. She is the definition of Plastic Surgery Disaster.

QueenAnne Guido said...

A means sbe can open a movie. I hate to disagree with the esteemed Count but Ms. Peaks is incapable of open a condom wrapper much less a movie.

That face can curdle milk.

NaughtyNurse said...

Lara Flynn Boyle? Gal's got to make a buck somehow.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I take it back @Count. That jizz snorting clip is now the second most thing you have exposed me to. She would make a great Divine impersonator (sorry Divine, you know I love you forevs).

Lady Heisenberg said...

*most disturbing*

Count Jerkula said...

@ween anne & lady h: LOL!

She is the most hainous female in porn. Ed Powers edgea out The Minion for the male title.

0_0 said...

+1 on Ed Powers (ugh), but who is The Minion?

QueenAnne Guido said...

FSP's waffles jpeg still gives me nightmares. Now I've got another log for the make it shrivel pile....

Count Jerkula said...

0-0: TheMinion.com is his site. I would rather hear the descriptions given by the adveturous in the audience, before offering my own.

Sherry said...

And I just had to go there..Ugh! Well you did warn me.

headrot said...

bilson

Furriner said...

Thora Birch?

Sean said...

Sobieski sounds about right.

Leekalicious said...

Another Divine fan here - I met him back in the 1980s when he was touring. Their drag show was performing at a bar I was working at. What a woman!

sugarbread maker said...
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sugarbread maker said...

Never mind found it. She looks like an oompa-loompa, with a 3 dollar wig. Eww.

JenSacks said...

Wow, actress/escort is a big thing in H'wood, even in the higher reaches of stardom, huh? Someone should write a book...

liteNOTSObrite said...

What??? She's a Madame? Spill!!!

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Lady Heisenberg said...

No, Furlong has been pimping her out for a while though. I was listing celebs fitting the description that definitely have connections to the sex trade

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yay!!! I met John Waters in 2007ish. I love both of them. RIP Divine

Lady Heisenberg said...

Were you sending the bat signal out for Himmmmm?
I hope they write that book. Whoever does it better hire a lot of security though...

Spyarella said...

How about Chlöe Sevigny?

PJ said...

Oooooh, can you imagine all the etiquette lessons she would put her girls through?! Lol. Gwynnie doesn't fit this blind at all but I do LOVE the idea of her as a totally on the down low high class Madam in some place fabulous like the French Quarter :D How gauche!

liteNOTSObrite said...

I've always wondered where she disappeared to. She was so pretty!!

Malibu Borebee said...

Leelee is a good choice for the formerly approaching A list madam. Being a domme was her lucrative side business and she had some great roles.

Mena could be one of LeeLee's subby girls but not a madam. She's never approached A list and she's too stupid to run a business.

Leekalicious said...

@Lady H
John Waters would be such an interesting person to sit down with.

Imagine explaining to an Emergency Doctor how one aspirated J*zz ....

PS said...

Leelee.

BeckyMae said...

Hey LadyH and Leeky, did you know the documentary 'I am Divine' comes out this week on DVD and iTunes? I haven seen it but I'm dying to! When I was a kid I had a heap of the original Scratch n Sniff cards from the movie Polyester, my friends and I used them as an initiation to our 'gang' at school....I still remember the aroma of Skunk as being the worst, even worse than Flatulence!!

Becca Parker said...

LeeLee is a total whack job!
She demanded a lock of hair from all the men she worked with on movies.
So if she was a madam, would she insist on the same from all the clients?

Sillygurl said...

SNL should make this a sketch!!! Can Amy Poehler (sp?) play Gwinnie?

Oh god, they can only do missionary on 12,000 count Egyptian Cotton and only Evian for their Hoe Baths. Ahhhhh

Lady Heisenberg said...

I did not! Thank you for the excellent tip @BeckyMae!

Leekalicious said...

@Becky Mae
I didn't know, and will totally be getting that!

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Hi all, I'm new to the site, and have been going back and reading to catch up. I can tell there seem to be a few or different Enty's VS what I have been reading from a few years ago. Would someone mind giving me the Cliff notes on what's up? I would really appreciate it! BTW love all your input and love to read and learn! You all ROCK!!

Stepforded said...

@Candyland - doubt it's Mena - has been throwing herself in to her childrens' charity lately

Stepforded said...

@Melissa of Grand Island - welcome! It would appear that there is more than one Enty. Some say the original is Kevin Yorn, as in Goopy's rumoured lover. I don't know if it's true - certainly the silhouette they showed on Hollywood's Secret Societies (the E! special) fits. But if it is, he forgot to tell the other enties to write nice things about her. That's my 10c worth! :-)

Stepforded said...

@NaughtyNurse - I love your guess! She just sort of disappeared after her romance with Jack Nicholson ended. Although I do recall seeing pictures of her in the tabloids a couple or so years ago and everyone was in shock by her transformation (for the worse).

Lady Heisenberg said...

Welcome @Melissa!

Aoife said...

Sobieski.

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Melissa of Grand Island said...

Thank you for the explaination Step, that really makes a lot of sense..too funny about the Goop stuff! I appreciate your kindness..love to learn & Guess!

MovingOn said...

Ditto here on Divine / Waters love. John Waters was the keynote speaker for an event I co-chaired, so I had lunch with him in prep. He was so down to earth and funny. It was around the time Winona got busted for shoplifting and all he wanted to do was gossip about that. He rules.

di butler said...

I am at a loss, Sobieski is the only one I can think of, I think Sorvino's rich hipster hubby might not be down for the ho'ing. Birch was near A...