Monday, April 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 6, 2009

You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed careers. On this movie though they were stars and filming outside the US and in the middle of nowhere. Well, with nothing to do at night, the two were doing non-stop drugs day and night. Well, one night they woke up the animal wrangler for the movie and paid him a significant amount of money to bring them a sheep. I don't need to go into details, but it is fair to say they both took a turn.

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

59 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

It's like the memo at the staff meeting was, "How can we make Monday worse?"

Terry Richardson!
Bryan Singer orgies!
The Two Coreys banging farm animals!
Dad shares a piece!
Celebutard!

Mimosa time!

MBK said...

Wow. Animal abuse is hilarious.

Krgl420 said...

Really disturbing

Violet said...

Err, yup, this was one blind I shouldn't have opened.

Renoblondee said...

I think I need something harder.

Lady Heisenberg said...

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA Poor sheep. (*hides from the ALF*)

T. E. Cuz said...

idk... not buying this...

Steampunk Jazz said...

A frosty Killian's with a chilled gold tequila back!

sandybrook said...

I'm sorry I came back home! :(

Leekalicious said...

I just can't with this, and I don't normally cry over blinds, but this poor poor animal. Disgusting on them and disgusting for the person who got them the animal.

Simon said...

Ugh, I am going to be sick. This is a blind I could have done without. Animal abuse should put these fuckers in jail.

D Brown said...

I thought they woke the animal wrangler to get some more drugs from the vet. Guess I shouldn't have read the last sentence.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What were they filming to where sheep would be available?

Harlow17 said...

This didn't need to be printed

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

National Lampoons Last Resort was the movie. Yeah, I googled it.

texas rose said...

Remember folks - a lot of these blinds are total bullshit. Like the one yesterday about Tracy Morgan and the cops. Makes for funny stories but most likely bs and probably started as a joke story but after succession of tellings all of sudden someone thinks it really happened.

Bacon Ranch said...

I was wondering the same thing Steampunk. A google suggests it was "Blown Away" (1992) an 'erotic thriller' also starring Nicole Eggert.

I'm going to go throw up now.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Thanks Wiglet.

Kno Won Uno said...

Well, I think the word "well" could be repeated a few more times, but aside from that - BLECH!

Leekalicious said...

@texas rose In this case, I sure hope so.

fancyscreenname said...

How does one reveal to another that one wants to do this? Ugh

Froggy England said...

That's seriously disgusting, just think some sad sack is bound to have had sex with one of those guys at some point afterwards and is now vomiting into their supper, at the thought of where their bits have been before. Eugh.

Lee said...


What? They were tired of each other?

texas rose said...

Leekalicious - No doubt a lot of perverted shit goes down everyday but for some reason this just sounds like some bs story. If any truth at all it is more likely they pissed off the animal wrangler on this movie and then the wrangler makes it up and the rumors/stories start.

crila16 said...

I think this Blind is false. I don't believe it for a minute. I think this is just as false as the Richard Gere gerbal story.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Well. Looks as if I'll be starting my diet sooner than planned as I now have to throw my lunch away. Thanks a bunch....

anda marie said...

Sounds like a story 1 of the Coreys told when drunk at a bar.

Sherry said...

Crila16 and others: I agree..Sounds like BS. Animal wranglers are there yes, wrangle the animals but also protect them. I would have told those two to fuck off if they came asking me for a barnyard animal to be carnal with.

G said...

This is so baaaaaad.

Count Jerkula said...

The should have gotten a step stool and a horse. Horse lady parts look much more human like: NSFW comparison.

kelli_girl said...

@G - hah!
@Count - I don't know why I clicked on that link!!!! Yuck, but also sort of fascinating. God help me.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Um....it happens. A locl fraternity did the pledge sheep thing. Sadly it does happen.

The fraternity got tossed within months.

Raping sheep. Such men.

TalksTooMuch said...

I am going to climb back into my box of wine, Seven, nudge me up when we're back to fun blinds. Or Wigs shows up

TalksTooMuch said...

I tried to talk myself into believing they were taking turns shearing the sheep, but there wasn't enough wine.

Faceblaster said...

We talking boy sheep or girl sheep?

PS: I also call bullshit. No way the wrangler would allow it.

clearly4you said...

I really hope this is false. CH was my first celeb crush :(

PotPourri said...

I wonder if she was the "Gorgeous A-Lister" Sheep or just the homely "B-Lister" Sheep.

BeckyMae said...

Gawd, the need for a Silkwood Shower just keeps building this morning.....even the Kindness blind was a bit lame.....someone hold me!!

Seven of Eleven said...

@BeckyMae

BeckyMae said...

Awww thanks Seven! A Chris O'Dowd gif makes the morning a little bit brighter! My misanthropic tendencies have retreated....now off to assemble my various cleansing products neatly in the shower....Lysol, black tar soap, Brillo pad....

Seven of Eleven said...

Chris O'Dowd makes *everything* brighter!

Some more brain bleach so you don't have to black tar brillo the skin:

Chris O'Dowd's Masculinity Overpowers Megan Fox

Seven of Eleven said...

Holy smokes.

Ewan MacGregor and Chris O'Dowd together discussing their BFF Beyonce.

CC'ing my resume from Spock/Gandalf to the honorably awesome and please tell him I said that Mr Graham Norton.

BeckyMae said...

Wait WUT? O'Dowd and Ewan in the same video? I think my ovaries just exploded....you've outdone yourself Seven!

BeckyMae said...

I think I mentioned this on here already but I got wildly drunk with Ewan one night here in Sydney when he was filming Moulin Rouge.....such a lovely man...put up with all my sloppy fangirlishness and Dougray Scott shared his coke with me, like a gentleman!

Oh the 90's, how I miss thee....

Rose said...

Wouldn't the Coreys have been A list at their highest (not just in recognition)? They were huge child/teen stars.

I just can't and don't believe this.

@QueenAnne, the whole fraternity agreed to have sex with sheep? Ugh, how do you talk people into this.

Alita said...

It's confusing, but I think they were both just tired, @TTM.

So they got the sheep to jump over a small fence repeatedly so they could count it and fall asleep.

texas rose said...

Rose - I am aware of the incident QA Guido referred to and it was part of a fraternity hazing/hell week. There was and incident with real sheep and the frat was expelled but contrary to what he believes the sheep were not raped. It was just a mindfuck on the pledges/new initiates at the frat- making them think that they were going to have to screw a sheep as part of the initiation. A lot of that kind of mental hazing. You're right - no way you would get guys to actually screw sheep and why would you want to?? Just messing with their heads with real props (what got them in trouble) and a somewhat believable scenario because there are people that screw sheep or at least we hear about sheppards/farmers doing sheep.

BeckyMae said...

@Alita no, what's the 3 for ten?

Alita said...

Ahh the catch cry of everyone I know lately - take 3 days leave (today, tomorrow, and Thursday) - including weekends you end up with 10 days off work. Thus, 3 for 10 :)

BeckyMae said...

Ahhhh I see @Alita! Nah, I'm self employed so I kinda do what I like...my BF worked yesterday though so he is taking THU off before ANZAC Day.

Alita said...

Ah the agony and ecstacy of working for yourself (from home, at any rate ;).

Lovely day for skiving then, innit! Coolness on the Ewan story and nice to hear that Dougray is a gentleman. The 90s were indeed a simpler, gentler time.

BeckyMae said...

Oh I love The Oatmeal!
Yes, working for oneself is great but then there are so many distractions on the interwebs!

deran said...

What is hard to believe about this particularly is that Feldman is a big animal rights activist and been a vegetarian since a child, similarly to River Phoenix and so I doubt he would partake in this..maybe they just felt bad for the sheep and wanted to give them some freedom??

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di butler said...

Eh. *side eyes this blind*

Sprink said...

I love Alita's explanation. I'm going with that one.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I saw Blown Away ages ago. Normally I'd say this story is BS, but given how "erotic" the film was (ie. totally just low-grade porn) and the amount of drug use... Let's just say it wouldn't be surprising. Gross and inhumane, but honestly not shocking.

T. W. said...

This is what happens when you molest children.

Slim Peachy said...

Complete B.S. No animal wrangler would risk their very career and livelihood for something like this. More of Enty's sensationalist b.s.