Friday, February 06, 2009

Four For Friday - Bad Drug Behavior

Every so often I like to have a theme on the Four For Friday and one of my favorites is always drug use. Sure, there are the times where nothing beats a great bestiality story like the time that, no, you don't want to hear about that do you? I didn't think so. I will tell you about that another day. What? OK, well it does have drug use in it so that's ok. We are going to have to go back a little in the way back machine.

Not too far. You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed careers. On this movie though they were stars and filming outside the US and in the middle of nowhere. Well, with nothing to do at night, the two were doing non-stop drugs day and night. Well, one night they woke up the animal wrangler for the movie and paid him a significant amount of money to bring them a sheep. I don't need to go into details, but it is fair to say they both took a turn.

#3 - There was a party at this celebutard's house about six months ago. At the time he was kind of on a tryout with his wealthy parents who had decided to give him another chance. All of you know this celebutard. You don't want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is. Anyway, jacked up on enough coke and speed to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength. How so? He took a sledgehammer and totaled the brand new car of one of his guests. The guest was not amused and absolutely beat the living crap out of the celebutard.

#4 - This Academy Award Winning actor was filming a movie about two years ago. He gave a great performance but it was not the performance the director had in mind. What was supposed to be an uptight character turned into a sleeping, slow witted, type of character which caused the movie to go over budget and shoot for twice as long. The reason was our actor was shooing up heroin almost constantly and could barely even function and could only remember a line at the most for each shot.

75 comments:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I'm willing to bet money that #3 is Brandon Davis.

As for the rest.... not sure.

#1&2 -- did Coreys Haim & Feldman ever do a film together?

#4 -- Billy Bob.

Emobacca said...

3- Baron Davis

jw12 said...

3. Brody Jenner

Jamie's Girl said...

I would never say either Corey was a star.

Celebutard is Brandon Davis.

Not sure about #4.

Jamie's Girl said...

That's right. It is Brody Jenner!

Bad Fish said...

Maybe Brody Jenner. I also thought maybe Baron Hilton. Sounds like something Brandon Davis would do, too. Shame there aren't better details.

palealebrew10 said...

Okay, I thought Spencer for the celebutard haha. Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis are great guesses, though. I don't know about Brody Jenner, because his parents are divorced and he's got a huge extended family.

Billy Bob sounds suitable for #4. No idea on the first blind, but that's insane.

DNfromMN said...

#1 &2 - I wanted to say Brian Austin Green and Ian Zeiring in Domino, but they weren't the stars, dangit.

#3 - Brandon Davis came to mind. I don't think Brody's ever really been on the outs with mom and dad.

#4 - Robin Williams in the night listener?

Molly said...

i can see a couple of possibilities:

javier bardem
russell crowe
benicio del toro
tommy lee jones
nicolas cage

Harriet Hellfire said...

I thought of the two Coreys for the first one but I think it's too easy.

Brandon Davis or his brother for number three.

And I have no idea about the last one. Have to think about it for a while.

Molly said...
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Harriet Hellfire said...

Forest Whitaker.

Molly said...

billy bob is a good guess. i forgot he'd won.

lutefisk said...

I don't think it is Brandon Davis--his parents are divorced, & his mother has money problems.

jw12 said...

What about Russell Crowe? American Gangster came out in 2007.

Stephen said...

Dominic Monaghan & Elijah Wood ??