Friday, February 06, 2009

Four For Friday - Bad Drug Behavior

Every so often I like to have a theme on the Four For Friday and one of my favorites is always drug use. Sure, there are the times where nothing beats a great bestiality story like the time that, no, you don't want to hear about that do you? I didn't think so. I will tell you about that another day. What? OK, well it does have drug use in it so that's ok. We are going to have to go back a little in the way back machine.

Not too far. You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed careers. On this movie though they were stars and filming outside the US and in the middle of nowhere. Well, with nothing to do at night, the two were doing non-stop drugs day and night. Well, one night they woke up the animal wrangler for the movie and paid him a significant amount of money to bring them a sheep. I don't need to go into details, but it is fair to say they both took a turn.

#3 - There was a party at this celebutard's house about six months ago. At the time he was kind of on a tryout with his wealthy parents who had decided to give him another chance. All of you know this celebutard. You don't want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is. Anyway, jacked up on enough coke and speed to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength. How so? He took a sledgehammer and totaled the brand new car of one of his guests. The guest was not amused and absolutely beat the living crap out of the celebutard.

#4 - This Academy Award Winning actor was filming a movie about two years ago. He gave a great performance but it was not the performance the director had in mind. What was supposed to be an uptight character turned into a sleeping, slow witted, type of character which caused the movie to go over budget and shoot for twice as long. The reason was our actor was shooing up heroin almost constantly and could barely even function and could only remember a line at the most for each shot.

75 comments:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I'm willing to bet money that #3 is Brandon Davis.

As for the rest.... not sure.

#1&2 -- did Coreys Haim & Feldman ever do a film together?

#4 -- Billy Bob.

Emobacca said...

3- Baron Davis

jw12 said...

3. Brody Jenner

Jamie's Girl said...

I would never say either Corey was a star.

Celebutard is Brandon Davis.

Not sure about #4.

Jamie's Girl said...

That's right. It is Brody Jenner!

Bad Fish said...

Maybe Brody Jenner. I also thought maybe Baron Hilton. Sounds like something Brandon Davis would do, too. Shame there aren't better details.

palealebrew10 said...

Okay, I thought Spencer for the celebutard haha. Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis are great guesses, though. I don't know about Brody Jenner, because his parents are divorced and he's got a huge extended family.

Billy Bob sounds suitable for #4. No idea on the first blind, but that's insane.

DNfromMN said...

#1 &2 - I wanted to say Brian Austin Green and Ian Zeiring in Domino, but they weren't the stars, dangit.

#3 - Brandon Davis came to mind. I don't think Brody's ever really been on the outs with mom and dad.

#4 - Robin Williams in the night listener?

Molly said...

i can see a couple of possibilities:

javier bardem
russell crowe
benicio del toro
tommy lee jones
nicolas cage

Harriet Hellfire said...

I thought of the two Coreys for the first one but I think it's too easy.

Brandon Davis or his brother for number three.

And I have no idea about the last one. Have to think about it for a while.

Molly said...
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Harriet Hellfire said...

Forest Whitaker.

Molly said...

billy bob is a good guess. i forgot he'd won.

lutefisk said...

I don't think it is Brandon Davis--his parents are divorced, & his mother has money problems.

jw12 said...

What about Russell Crowe? American Gangster came out in 2007.

Stephen said...

Dominic Monaghan & Elijah Wood ??

spascat said...

#4 Johnny Depp - Pirates?

Cooper's Mom said...

i have no clue. the first one is sick, i was on the brandon davis bandwagon but now i think it could be the jenner kid?

Third i don't know, i'm too tired to think at the minute :)

Cooper's Mom said...

i have no clue. the first one is sick, i was on the brandon davis bandwagon but now i think it could be the jenner kid?

Third i don't know, i'm too tired to think at the minute :)

SkittleKitty said...

Best guess on the first one so far is the Dom Monaghan and Elijah Wood, but where there sheep in the LOTR trilogy?
I'm thinking it's a movie set and/or filmed in a UK country or the Western US (set there, filmed in foreign land as ENT states), since sheep are typical there.
There were a lot of sheep in Brokeback, but it's definitely not Jake and Heath.

ms_wonderland said...

How is Captain Jack Sparrow sleeping and slow witted? Besides, Depp never won an Academy Award.

Daniel Day Lewis?

There's a lot of sheep in NZ - I knew someone would come up with LOTR. King Kong was filmed there as well - Adrian Brody and ??

HautieTx said...

#3

Maybe it is just me... but I don't think those Davis boys have the upper body strength to destroy a car with a sledgehammer.

But if I was going to make a guess for #3 my money goes on Sean Stewart.

selenakyle said...

#3 Greasy Bear, I hope. I'd think most of us would love to meet Brody Jenner, but we all hate Brandon Davis and think he's a slimeball, I'm sure. And I'm also sure we'd all love to think he got his ass kicked, too!

Still thinking about the rest...

Judi said...

#1 and 2 - Was thinking further back in time with two who had fallen from B+. Maybe Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper? Fonda never really rose again after Easy Rider, and Hopper spent some time hovering around D. He rose again after getting clean.
#3 - One of the Davises. First to come to mind because we can't stand them.
#4 - No idea. Well, agree with all the guesses here but just can't decide.

amster said...

#1&2 Baaaaabaaaaaa don't know.
#3 Like the greasey bear guess, that's who I thought of.
#4 Could be just about anyone. I thought of Philip Seymore Hoffman.

pomme said...

1&2# stephen dorff & val kilmer ?they worked together in french drama!
3# brandon davis is the fat guy with oily skin and hair who shagged Hilton sisters,Barton&co?
4# Chris Cooper in Breach :movie 2007 with ryan philippe! he won Oscar in 2005,i don't remember!

not on my dollar said...

#4 isn't Forest Whitaker because his character was hyped up during the whole movie. If he did anything it would have to be coke or something similar during the movie.

It also isn't Philip C.H. Capote only had a budget of 7 million dollars.

Angela said...

For some reason, I'm thinking about Wesley Snipes for #1. Formerly B+, staring at his own mediocrity and failed career. Filming outside the US, as he's got this tax problem.
He partnered with Ryan Philippe for a film shot in Canada but I guess Canada isn't in the middle of nowhere...

Lisa said...

Ms_Wonderland, He is NOT a sheep raper.

libby said...

NOT PSH NOR FW.

We're looking for someone with a significantly lower BMI. Heroin users don't eat.

I wonder about the Chris Cooper guess. He definitely can have the look of a long-term chemical lover most of the time. And he certainly hasn't been working as much as he used to/ could be.

Laura said...

4)what about Javier Bardiem in No Country for Old Men? He seemed kinda sleepy to me in that role.

I could also see it being Phillip S. Hoffman in "Before the Devil knows your dead"

No guesses on number 1, but damn I hope someone figures it out

*jen ~ Fifty-Cent Head said...

I think Javier Bardem is a GREAT guess for #4.

Harriet Hellfire said...

"4 isn't Forest Whitaker because his character was hyped up during the whole movie. If he did anything it would have to be coke or something similar during the movie."

And what movie would that be? Just curious because I didn't mention any movies with my guess. It also doesn't say that this was during the movie this actor won an Oscar for.

And junkies aren't always skinny either. Just like coke, it can make you extremely bloated.

I'm not saying Forest W is the best guess. Just a guess.

Harriet Hellfire said...

But I have another guess. Nicolas Cage in "The Weather Man".

Audrey said...

I'm really liking Javier Bardem for #4.

brink500 said...

What as that movie that the two guys were stuck together? Is that going back too far? Kinnear was one of them. I think he could get a little kinky like that easily. I like Sean Stewart for the celebrutard- seems like there were photos with a black eye but all of them have that!

Merlin D. Bear said...

#1&2 .... Ishtar.
Beatty & Hoffman.

#3 - Greasy Bear.

#4, got nothing.

SnowCherries said...

I really, really hope #3 is Brandon Davis because I love the idea of him getting his ass kicked.

No clue on the first one - probably don't want to know. I got a really gross visual there. I don't care how hopped up you are - how does that ever sound like a good idea?

nancer said...

if you read 'no country for old men,' bardem's performance was dead on the money. he played the character i read to perfection. nothing unexpected about his performance in that film. chigurh was the same zombie we saw onscreen.

Dijea said...

There is no way Hoffman & Beatty were B list at best Sorry MDB.
#1 & #2 EEEWWW!
#3 Who cares.
#4 I just can't think who that might be, but how depressing. Interesting guesses so far.

ffleur said...

#1 is incredibly cruel to the animal. How could any "animal wrangler" worth his profession do that to an innocent animal? Its not like the sheep could run away or say "uh, no I'm not doing that". The sheep was forced to be there and was hurt and injured by the two actors. The wrangler should lose their credentials. It makes me sick when innocent animals and children and others are used and abused for the almightly buck.

sandman said...

woody & wilson for #1

can't believe i finally got one

d said...

What about Denzel Washington for number 4? Academy Award winning, praised for his performance in American Gangster (2007). The wiki on it says that there were a lot of locations and director only said a 5th of the film was true. It could be a cover for a lot of reshoots. Hard to imagine Denzel on the stuff though, and it seems ironic considering the movie he was making.

sandman said...

nevermind it ain't w2, i reread the description

cindy said...

#3 I'm thinking is Sean Stewart.

notvotingforsuckno said...

With the PSH guess, what about the movie being The Savages? He really seemed out of it in that movie and he was supposed to be playing a college prof. According to IMDB, it came out in 2007, which I guess means it would have filmed 2 years ago? (I think it came out later in the year, but I'm not sure how long movies take.)
Also, I used to work at a methadone clinic. Some of the patients coming in even before they started on the methadone were quite overweight.

not on my dollar said...

Harriet
What movie were you referring to?



The Last King of Scotland was the only movie that Forest Whitaker could possibly cause the movie to go over budget. The person in this blind appears to be the lead character and Forest has not been the lead character in any other movie around this time period.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Point taken! :)

watcher said...

#3 the celebutard w/ wealthy parents - "Anyway, jacked up on enough coke and speed to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength"

What about Jack Osborne. Has he failed to keep clean?

Jamie's Girl said...

Hell, if I had to play that serial killer like Bardem did, I'd be drunk too. It's like having to go to the set of Grey's Anatomy everyday. Who isn't drunk on that set?

Gin said...

Watcher- apparently the osbournes are broke or something now, so i dont think ent would describe them as wealthy.

1) No idea, but I actually yelled "oh my god" at my computer

2) Brandon Davis... I don't think Barron Hilton or Sean Stewart are definitely people "we all know"..

3)Ummm... I actually kind of like the Denzel guess, sounds weird because he come across as such a strong person, but maybe?!

Pink Skull said...

#1 and #2 Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
#4 Keanu Reeves

JS said...

1998 Matthew Perry and Chris Farley in Almost Heroes(1998) would fit some of it, but not sure if Perry sunk to a C...

Gin said...

Keanu never won an oscar...or was nominated...

David D. said...

Could #3 be Jason Wahler? Or has everyone (mercifully) already forgotten who he is?

Gin said...

Are Wahler's parents that wealthy?

BookNoir said...

Can't be Javier B because he would have said directors. Could it be Sean Penn in Mystic River?

whole_lotto _luv said...

#1&2 Ben Stiller and Nick Nolte.

#3 Definitely Brandon Grease Ugly.

#4 Billy Bob -- the Oscar for Slingblade, the movie in question, The Ice Harvest. I'm just thinking that because of the special features on the dvd, when BB breaks into Carl in a scene, and Cusack doesn't seem to be amused.

kanonymous said...

"#1 and #2 Ben Affleck and Matt Damon."

Do you really think these two were C list?

kanonymous said...

I realloy don't see how #3 could be anyone other than Brandon Davis. The key is the line "You don't want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is."

amster said...

I don't know if I even want to know who the 1&2 sheep rapists are anymore. They are probably a couple of losers these days. If the movie had the disclaimer that says no animals were harmed during the making of this movie, we all know that was obviously a lie.

littlemanwhatnow said...

i,m agreeing with notvotingforsuckno. i also thought billy bob...


def greasy bear...

the two coreys?

asa said...

#4- heath ledger in Dark Knight

Dschingis said...

1-2# Movie: Double Team, Filmed in different european countries.
Cast: Van Damme, Mickey Rourke, Dennis Rodman. Thats a pretty hot mix in there.

3# Brandon

4# Joaquin Phoenix - who is always on drugs, and got the budget extension after winning the oscar, (walk the line) in the hopes he will pull viewers

JS said...

Asa, I wonder about that too, but I don;t think the term "slow-witted" would fit the Joker character. I have to admit that I have only seen clips, not the whole movie.

linnea said...

a friend of mine from a SA country once, while drunk, admitted to having lost his virginity to a sheep, and said back home it was no big deal. so i am pretty sure an animal handler would be ok with it in some parts of the world... not saying it is ok, cause its not, but it happens.

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

TMZ had this about Greasy Bear with mysterious bruises on his face, looking as if he had his ass kicked pretty badly, but it was a year and a half ago:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/15/did-greasy-get-his-ass-beat/

JS said...

Well, I don't think he is part of these blinds, but whatever happrened to Jonathan Silverman's career? He was on his way up seemingly and only does guest starring roles or B movies now.

Johnny Handsome said...

Don Johnson and Mickey Rourke - Harley Davidson and the Mrlboro Man.

Or maybe Kiefer Sutherland and Woody harrleson in the Cowboy Way.

lorelie8 said...

1 & 2 Christian Slater and Val Kilmer filmed a movie in Bulgaria in 2001.
3. Baron Hilton
4. Like the Daniel Day Lewis guess

linnea said...

Wow, I really like that guess!

The movie was Run for the money, or Hard cash, and by that time Slater was way past his hay day with interview with a vampire and true romance...

kanonymous said...

"4# Joaquin Phoenix - who is always on drugs, and got the budget extension after winning the oscar, (walk the line) in the hopes he will pull viewers"

Except he didn't win an oscar for Walk the Line (or anything else, for that matter).

kanonymous said...

"#4- heath ledger in Dark Knight"

Heath Ledger has never won an oscar.

Helen said...

1 & 2 Matthew Lilliard/Dax Sheppard/Seth Green
in Without a Paddle (filmed in NZ)

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Did anyone guess Jakey and Peter Saarsgaurd(sp) in that movie Jarhead? I realise I am super late to the party, but I think it fits.