Sunday, April 06, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 2, 2013

This B- list mostly television actress who has a chance to be one of the few stars from a network hit show to actually succeed when it finally gets mercifully canceled has a boyfriend. They live together. It didn't stop her from doing a strip tease for two NFL guys this past weekend and giving them a lap dance they will look at on their phones forever.

Naya Rivera

32 comments:

sandybrook said...

And then she keyed their cars and torched their house when they only gave her $1,000 tips apiece.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Maybe that's how she got them new Frankentittays?

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know, was she really the breakout chance from Glee? Also, geez, stay in the moment, dudes! If someone is giving you a lapdance, enjoy it instead of working out the camera angle on your phone

texas rose said...

I think enty left out the part about being a break out porn star.

Lady Heisenberg said...

That's the world we live in now TTM! That's one reason guys like Chapelle hate performing now. You lose that interaction you once had with your audience when they have that barrier of technology between you too. I've gotten used to lecturing while students use laptops, but I had a few students actually take pictures of me during lecture last week and I have no clue why. I'm
Assuming they want a pic of the slide and not me, but it's fucking weird

kentuckyblue said...

A few blinds ago enty said she'd probably never work again after Glee ended, now she's a "breakout star"?

JSierra said...

Lady H a majority of my classmates to that now, they just take pictures of the slides instead of writing/typing notes.

sandybrook said...

As long as they aren't taking upskirt shots you should have no worries@Lady

Lady Heisenberg said...

Turn off the fucking flash then, amirite?! So annoying!!

QueenAnne Guido said...

She bought a lovely pair. I didn't think she needed the upgrade. Its not the tits that could use the improvement... maybe a pill that slows down the ride to Crazy Town.

Danica said...

I think her brother just recently got drafted in the nfl, maybe for some of his teammates??

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm scared for her

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL @sandy. Good call. I'll have to stuck to pants/shorts for sheezie

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh my word @7. That is truly chilling.

timebob said...

I think the best Naya will do post glee is star in her own skinemax series

timebob said...

@Lady H comedians hate cell phones because comedy isn't like music. A person can sing a song a thousand times. But you can only tell a joke once to an audience. Once it is up on youtube and either the joke isn't perfected so you think the comedy is crap or you hear it you don't really need to go buy a ticket to a show for something you have already seen once.

It really is the shittyest thing you can do to a comic is record their show on a phone.

Violet said...

@7 because if this world needs anything, it's another KK. Just watch now for Naya and the boyfriend's sex tape to explode onto an unwitting audience.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks @timebob.
There is definitely something unique about the comedian/audience interaction, but I've seen musicians/groups from Immortal Technique to X to even Converge ask fans to put their phones down too. It's definitely harder for comedians because it's a much more intimate relationship. Not just because the joke is old. There is a special feedback that goes on between an audience and a comic. One of my best memories was one time Dave Attell randomly showed up at the Comedy Store on Sunset to test out new material. It was me and my friend, and one big table celebrating an engagement. The table fucking hated him while my friend and I were literally crying from laughter. He came up to us, and offered to buy us drinks after. He said it was the worst fucking gig he had in years and we were his saving grace. I told him he was out of his fucking mind and killed it but got a shit crowd. This was one of my best celeb run-ins by faaaar. Sadly, he wouldn't drink with us. Something about DUIs. Dave: if you ever fucking read this, you are incredible.

If I could recommend anything, watch the Dave Chappelle & Maya Angelou episode of Iconoclasts. They impeccably dissect the comedian/audience relationship and how technology has ruined it. One of the best hours of TV out there.

JSierra said...

I know everyone hates OT but can we talk about that magazine cover for a hot second? Miley preggers?

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL! I heart OT @JSierra!
THIS sums up pretty much how I feel about it. Not a regular Jez reader but that's a goodie. Pregnancy is a huge thing for any woman to go through. I can't imagine having to make those kinds of calls and be scrutinized on a global scale. Publications are dumb as hell for publishing this if it is not true, as Miley claims. Especially because of some of the hurtful undertones implicated. Now this IS the kind of thing I could see resulting in a lawsuit. I actually feel terrible that she has to deal with this while losing her dog. More generally, can't people learn not to ask or imply that women are pregnant until they say something? Ugh.

Or, maybe it's all a big elaborate conspiracy to DISTRACT US from the Schneider pedo achievement debacle?

What do you think?

Seven of Eleven said...

OK, that was funny. The Jez can bring it.

@JSierra, Life&Style are the kneepads of kneepads! They're worse than E at taking a simple detail, like stumbling on giant heels when coming out of a restroom, and turning into a fabulous BI: Which actress was seen stumbling out of a hot WestHo spot restroom? She didn't bring any donuts in with her, so I wonder about the light dusting of powder on her upper lip when she came out.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Lady Heisenberg: The reason your students are taking pictures of you during lectures is to help remind them that they may know where you're going with a lecture, or how fast you're getting there, but not both.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks @JAS!

Lady Heisenberg said...

JAS: I always knew you were quite an intelligent and witty individual, but I must say. You really just blew my mind with that AMAZING reference to
Heisenberg and the uncertainty principle! Gold stars all around for JAS

Alita said...

Lol @JAS

Scallywag said...

Last pics I saw of Naya, she looked more like Farrah Abraham than KK. Girl is out to be a one-hit wonder.

Rose said...

Wasn't there just a blind reveal not too long ago about NR being cheated on? If everyone is cheating it all evens out.

I wouldn't peg NR as one of the few to succeed after the show is over. Maybe with a sitcom on UPN or TBS.

I'm guessing Jane Lynch will be the only one with her career still in tact if not stronger. Lea will go back to broadway.

jakibros said...

Breakout star must mean she's taking on the MTV Spring Break advertisements.

JenSacks said...

She is smokin. Do it while you got it, girl.

missbunny said...

Email the slides before class, so they can focus on what you say

Sprink said...

@LadyH...colour me naive but can they just ban/check mobiles at comedy clubs? I'd support that move.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Sprink: A lot of venues are starting to do that. Either way, I think the psychology behind it is really fascinating. You have the artist right in from of you? Why do people feel so compelled to document everything like that, especially when it distracts from the artist/audience interaction and is disrespectful to the artist. Either way, excellent point!