Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 3, 2013

This B- list celebrity who is a little weight challenged got hammered over the weekend on vodka. Combined with her Adderall she got woozy and slammed her head into a glass table. Doctor came over to give her stitches.

Christina Aguilera

23 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Another Easy one. What about the blind that she's still taking adderall while prego so she doesn't gain weight?

sandybrook said...

She's never been the brightest bulb in the circuit.

msgirl said...

Still no Clooney! Poor Enty keeps trying to reveal blinds to distract but we have no interest in them!

TalksTooMuch said...

I was just remembering how tiny she was in the Lady Marmelade days; nary a heiny to call her own.

I would like a doctor to come to my home for stitches, instead of waiting for hours in "Urgent" care. Make it so, Captain!

Sugar said...

"nary a heiny to call her own." Hehe that made me laugh

Habibti said...

Thats the best kind of drunk...when you just pass out on the table and dont feel a thing. Lol! Hats off to her for losing all that weight!

Count Jerkula said...

Adderall don't absorb alcohol. You gotta have some carbs, or listen to your body. When yer stomach starts flip floppin, have some soda or water to help dilute and hydrate.

sugarbread maker said...

another adderal addict??

Jessi said...

I hope this wasn't in public, because that would be kind of humiliating.

Seven of Eleven said...

Is she besties with Kiki and Renee Z? This glass coffee table head slamming must stop before someone gets really hurt!

Renoblondee said...

Maybe she's got her act together now I hope.

Sherry said...

Did she just announce she was pregnant? She didn't have it yet right? Wonder if she is doing the Adderall(Enty speak) when she is pregnant. That cannot be good at all.

audrey said...

In all fairness TTM that video was made when she was younger and before she had her first child. Pregnancy does things to a body that nature and working out are never going to be able to fix.

ichabod absolom said...

It is probably a strange thing to say but with her voice she deserves to be as fat as she wants. Most other women minus whitney who can sing like her have some weight on them. I hope she doesn't have the substance abuse issues she is rumored to have.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Seven - They should have blamed it on an earthquake like Sharon Stone did.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2014/04/blind-items-revealed_8794.html

NaughtyNurse said...

Christina Aguilera a B- list celebrity??? Seriously? I think Ent knocked her down a full grade level just because she was chunky then!

Tina Mallette said...

I hope she has drivers taking her everywhere esp when her child is with her.

Audrey nothing a surgeon can't fix though except the hip bones expanding, if they don't snap all the way back I don't know if you can alter that without like hip replacement LOL and besides the wider hip is in, goes with the big booty, provided you are not weight challenged.

Pip said...

If "enty" is going to use fat as a the only way to describe Aguilera, then he needs to be consistent, and do it with all "weight challenged" celebs, men included.

sandybrook said...

Enty is fat so he would prefer weight challenged.

missbunny said...

Time to get glass coffee tables a required safety label. "Warning: do not attempt drunken swan dives."

Crystal said...

Ok, i usually don't comment about rankings but Gwen is A list while Agullera is B-???!!!!! Sorry, I don't think so.

MissInfo said...

Met her before...she's a royal cunt!

Aoife said...

Aguilera has a great voice. Too bad she joined the "Image is everything" crowd.