Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Man Walks Into An Airport Bar

Two Canadians pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges they committed an indecent act on a flight from Toronto to Halifax. I remember last year there was some Canadian guy who lost his job with his father's company after he got busted having sex on a plane. This one is even better. Apparently the man and woman met in an airport bar. Much drinking ensued. During the 90 minute flight the pair engaged in a sex act that did not include intercourse. People complained and the pair was arrested when they landed. The woman was also charged with resisting arrest after kicking the police officers arresting her. As for the man? Well, probably not the best thing in the world to get arrested for an indecent act on a place when your wife is waiting for you in the airport. Nice.

27 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I already told you about the Canadians!

TalksTooMuch said...

Aboot I mean

Seven of Eleven said...

Damn, first Robin Thicke, now Justin Bieber. What is it with these Canadians and planes?!

FSP said...

Oh Canada...

Seven of Eleven said...

@FSP

TalksTooMuch said...

Apparently loss of cabin pressure makes us frisky?

aemish said...

sheesh, talk about your cabin fever...

Amanda Groff said...

I'm tired if these mother f@cking Canadians on these mother f#$king planes!

FSP said...

@Seven - my eyes!

TalksTooMuch said...

To be fair, Amanda, it didn't state whether or not the woman had children

Seven of Eleven said...

@FSP, you deserve for that avi! :D

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Amanda!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Is this behavior listed someplace in the "Being a Good Canadian" manual?

Maybe he suffered from major anxiety due to flying, and she was just being a good seat neighbor? "Excuse me, could I borrow a cup of mouth party?"

There are so many details that we don't know. Trying to not be judgmental until I hear the rest of the facts. Canadians are different from you and I.

aemish said...

awww!

Lion King cast breaks into Circle of Life on a plane

FSP said...

@Seven- what do you have against medical marvels?

baumyak said...

OneEyeCharlie, Just double checked my manual...nothing in it about plane sex

rajahcat said...

bet that was a good time for everyone else on the plane......

once again hope his wife gets lots of $$$$$$

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sandybrook said...

You cant take Canadians anywhere woe Canada!

Pogue Mahone said...

Busted! Ha,ha!

crila16 said...

How do they expect people to become members of the mile high club, if they keep arresting people??? It's not right.

QueenAnne Guido said...

TTM, relatives of yours? Ha ha. Reminds me of the Vancouver hockey riot and the two kids going at it amid the tear gas.

Oh, Canada!

canadachick said...

I did not resist arrest !!!! I kid I kid

M. Brown said...

Everything I know about Canada is from HGTV, Degrassi, and CDAN.

Alita said...

Lol @Amanda

Sick of these monkey fighting Canadians on this Monday to Friday plane!

NB: there may be Canadian children present.

TalksTooMuch said...

Second cousins, Queen! How YOU doin?

M. Brown,it's all true

MadLyb said...

Awk-ward!

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked Into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their Beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and Continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian Picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over The pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"