Monday, May 12, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 13, 2013

This former A list comic actor who blew through about five headlining movie gigs before falling off the fame map entirely still has close to A list name recognition. He also holds the world record for being the drunkest celebrity to ever drink at The Abbey. This actor got so drunk he literally had to be carried out of the bar by four servers and placed in the back of a car and then carried out of the car by people at his house at the other end.

Martin Lawrence

30 comments:

Freya said...

Get to steppin'!

derek harvey said...

I used to LOVE his show Martin!

T. E. Cuz said...

someone got drunk at a bar. okay.

supapimp said...

Love martin!

Freya said...

No one guessed it.

VIPblonde said...

The Abbey is a gay bar in WeHo. Hence the blind

Peter said...

The gay bar?!

Peter said...

Always so quick. .

Seven of Eleven said...

I think I'd get drunk, too...

Remember his co-star Tisha Campbell filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against him while they were still on the show Martin? I don't know the strength of this tea, but there it is.

“Duane and Tisha almost broke up because Tisha had an Asian girlfriend and Jada didn’t like her. Will and Jada didn’t like Tisha messing with Nguyen, because they don’t like swinging outside of their circle. Will put the pressure on Duane and told him to tell Tisha to get rid of Nguyen.”

derek harvey said...

@Seven Remember when he pulled out a shot gun on the highway and nearly went on a shooting rampage?!

T. E. Cuz said...

but the blind doesnt discuss him hooking up with people on a lawn, or cruising for guys, or being closeted...

straight people go to gay bars, and gay people go to straight bars, and its not a big deal.

it took forever said...

What was he doing at the ABBEY is he gay? didnt know

derek harvey said...

VIP! I am sure you are the belle of the ball there dah-ling!

Sunshine said...

Big Mommas Place was not funny.

sugarbread maker said...

Martin! !!

VIPblonde said...

@Peter ;)

Sillygurl said...

Omg YASSss!!! Wasn't he on crack or PCP? I remember it was something real bad that I was surprised he was on. Remember DMX pretending to be an FBI agent or something and zooming around all crazy in a car. Swearing he was undercover police or something crazy. Ahhh, I miss that kind of crazy. *tear*

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sillygurl, it wasn't drugs. Dehydration and exhaustion caused him to want to FIGHT THE ESTABLISHMENT!!

sandybrook said...

Martin was Dave Chappelle before Dave Chappelle was Dave Chappelle.

fancyscreenname said...

Martin is an large cup of AWESOME!!!

:^D

fancyscreenname said...

"A"

ButterKwup said...

Is this the guy who messed up Lark?

Sherry said...

Not a huge actor (fame wise anyway) but Andre The Giant got super drunk after downing like 65 beers. He passed out and no one could move him because he was ..well a Giant!

I'm sure the list of actors/esses that have been carried out of a bar/party/awards celebration/etc because they were drunk is legion. Nothing to see here.

califblondy said...

Dayum Gina.

We never missed his show at my house.

MadLyb said...

I miss, "Martin". This is sad.

Jacq said...

Gay bars are the best. Everyone is just being themselves, not half as much of the pretentious shit you see at a straight (?) bar. Just acceptance, which is cool for a change.

Dingle Barry said...

Pound those fists on the table. "We want Martin Lawrence! We Want Martin Lawrence!"

Snootches said...

Holy shit!

Alita said...

Psst @7: you quote-link-text like Entward writes blinds ;)

My head was spinning just reading that!

Alita said...

Jacq ... we've *so* been to different gay bars ;)