Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 3, 2014

This A- list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee who would probably be a B+ if she didn't get a lucky break in her few billion dollar movies doesn't see her kids before 10am. Even if she wakes up earlier than that she says it upsets her routine if she sees them before that time so had the maid or her husband watch them.

Gwyneth Paltrow

52 comments:

Gossip-Monster said...

Waiting for a good one!!

jack ducky said...

Those kids are probably grateful for that

auntliddy said...

If true, ugh. How princessey.

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

LottaColada said...

She likes them dressed and fed before she can deal with them

Ray Nicolet said...

Go head VIP!

The Real Dragon said...

So it's early those nuggets are asleep

Brea Lowe said...

+1

Violet said...

such a BS blind. Those children are plenty old enough not to need 'looking after' in the morning by a maid. Or even you know, to just walk into their mum's room.
Mind you, sounds like a fair idea. Am i too late to put it into practice with my lot?

sandybrook said...

Those few billion dollar movies screw shit up all the time dont they Enty?? not to mention Oscar wins and noms (those really suck) and $20 million dollar movie contracts too!

Omar Little said...

Anyone else have the Twilight Zone marathon on? It's the creepy doll episode!

She has turned into such a disappointment, seemed fairly cool when she was younger.

Sunshine said...

Frozen Fish Sticks

john b. said...

Selfish bitch.

TalksTooMuch said...

That.sounds.AWESOME!!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Still January.... Derek, you up for another run.

That said, there are no little Guidos for a reason. And if you feel that seeing your kids before ten am is a hassle, you should ha e picked the non-parenting path. Just saying.

Kimba said...

If I had kids and the money, I'd do the same - that's called good parenting people!

derek harvey said...

meh I think a lot of mothers would find that ideal----as long as she gives them full attention through out the rest of the day....

derek harvey said...

@Guids--hey!
@TTM --I knew you would be envious of her lol

Gossip-Monster said...

Bet you anything they still have a nanny. Probably more than one.

Bacon Ranch said...

Yessssss Omar! I started watching when they had that 'wish you into the cornfield' episode on.

I think Gwen has always held herself higher than the rest of the unwashed masses, she just became more insufferable about it when she got married and spawned.

Gossip-Monster said...

I'm really not good at much of anything before 10am

Violet said...

Ikr. I have been TOTALLY short changed by Mr V and my maid.

Ray Nicolet said...

If you don't wanna deal with kids, don't have kids.

fancyscreenname said...

**

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, Violet?? GM? It's like a dream...a whole night's sleep! And then not getting up at first fight! Oh to be rich

LOL at people thinking wanting to sleep in means they don't want to parent or parent poorly

MeanieRhysie said...

@Omar, Talky Tina?? One of my faves!

Omar Little said...

Aw Bacon, I missed that one!

I agree with you, Ray.

Ray Nicolet said...

Love Talky Tina!

meme deemed said...

Chris!!! You made the right decision to dump this skanky-frozen-fish-stick-useless-twat.

Omar Little said...

Yes, damn dolls creep me out when they aren't talking! Lol!

Tina Mallette said...

They sneak out to McDonalds for breakfast while she is sleeping.

Jill of All Trades said...

Ditto Meanie. I sure miss those marathons...satellite t.v just doesn't cut it compared to the mind numbing then blowing then grating then tickling feeling you get from American t.v...that's why I don't even bother since I left the States....

Aiiight, that there concludes my 2 cents re: Good Ole USA-Happy 4th y'all.

Parenting's tough (y'all). I got all kinds of crazy rules that prob make me sound like a total biatch but are designed for the sole purpose of holding on to my sanity. @TTM, LOL INDEED!

MadLyb said...

Do NOT fuck with GOOP's routine or she will consciously uncouple with you! I wish I had the luxury of being this much of a useless cunt. Hate that word? I do, too, but sometimes it has it's uses.

MISCH said...

Please I bet she's not alone in this

Renoblondee said...

I think that's the way to go!

Its just U said...

That's kinda sad. I love mornings with my girls. I wake them up with kisses (seriously) and we have breakfast together. I find funny jokes online and we laugh before they go to school. I miss them during the day.
I wouldn't want to miss that.

texas rose said...

Oh Yeah- being a hollywood/celeb mother is much harder than being just a regular working mother. Dumb cunt needs to keep her mouth shut.

Mango said...

I'm sorry but I have to defend the Goop here. She's probably quite busy each morning doing three hours of exercise, getting her daily enema, and an hour-long massage all before noon. There's just no time for Fruit-girl and Ten Commandments-boy unless the paps are around.

teresa crane said...

my mom used to come home from work and say we weren't allowed to talk to her for an hour LOL

I kind of understand this

Sherry said...

IJU: you are an awesome mum.

Sherry said...

Truly my mother worked 2-3 jobs and had to get her drank on afterwards. We raised ourselves. At least she's talking to them after 10 I guess.

beth olio said...

I can't imagine looking into the faces of the little misters and telling them to get lost for a few hours but I've definitely put on cartoons, handed out croissants and gone back to bed for another hour.

beth olio said...

I can't imagine looking into the faces of the little misters and telling them to get lost for a few hours but I've definitely put on cartoons, handed out croissants and gone back to bed for another hour.

bellaluna said...

Truer words, Ray...

bellaluna said...

Agreed. She comes from an acting family, and her first acting lesson likely was Looking Down Your Nose are Others.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I think the difference is IJU, You LIKE your kids.

hunter said...

I don't see anything wrong with this. If you have the money and the children are cared for then big deal.

That said, goddamn I'm glad I don't have children.

Cary Gaul said...

EEEEEEEE

M. Brown said...

The regular 9-5 office moms that have to get the kids up, fed, dressed and out to daycare or school before 8am have it so easy. It's hard being a movie star. Make all the rules you want but don't go around saying how hard you have it. I hope the maid gives them pop tarts for breakfast.

kelliknows said...

I bet if these kids had a Hermes bag around their neck, she'd run to give them a hug.

CanadianMiss said...

That's why I have netflix in my room. Monsters can watch a movie while mama gets a much needed extra hour. Not school days, obviously.
One is awake and "on" 6:30 everyday, the other is a cranky pants for at least half an hour (just like mom)
Love my kids, but man oh man, mornings are rough around here.

WeeBurd said...

If this blind said 8am, it could have been written about me, bwahaha!