Sunday, July 13, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 30, 2014

This former B list mostly movie actress turned B list mostly television actress who can't seem to stay on the air for a variety of reasons is not the type you would think has a sex tape, but she does and it is apparently for sale. No buyers though because it is super boring and uninspired.

Selma Blair

41 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Go Tricia

Lady Heisenberg said...

Tricia FTW!!! Wooohooooo!

sugarbread maker said...

Go Germany

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I am totally willing to watch this. I think she's lovely and sexy -- if she's clearly visible, it will be worth watching.

Violet said...

^5 Tricia.

Why would you sell your sex tape when you have a child? Why would you do that to the poor little soul? At least KKs was pre NW.

Tigercat said...

Is Hellboy in it?

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Violet said...

Sugarbread - our team has Germany in the office sweep. We stand to divvy up a whole 150 englsh pounds between 6 of us if they win. Heady times.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Who da dude?
I take it she didn't open her mouth to catch his morning stream or toss his salad after he ate corn.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Violet, pls redirect that q to back door farrah...

I'm assuming there's only $$$$ one reason.

FrenchGirl said...

If Farrah or Kim K can be famous with a boring sex tape,a "famous" actress can sell her sex tape
And where are the pics?

Lady Heisenberg said...

No wonder homegirl is punting off her kiddos to strangers and crying on benches. She can't even pretend to have a good time on tape. I blame SMG for not teaching her properly in Cruel Intentions. That was harsh, yo. How could you, SMG?

Violet said...

I thought of back door Farrah, and realised no explanation was needed there. Stupid is as stupid does (yes, i just gave the not needed explanation)

sugarbread maker said...

I've got 22 on it

Froggy England said...

I think she's quite pretty really, but it's very sad she has to resort to porn and no one wants to buy it, that must be really demoralising.

supapimp said...

Shocker

fancyscreenname said...

((YAWN))

im super bored and uninspired just READING about it...

Bacon Ranch said...

I thought the ents said Sheen had her fired because she wouldn't sleep with him anymore

then the ents said he had her fired because she complained about him showing up late and being incoherent

then the ents said...

GO GERMANY

thus it was so. Tiger blood doesn't lie

Sherry said...

That would be the worst! No one wanting your sex tape because there isn't enough demand from necrophilia fetishists. I presume boring and uninspired means she just lays there.

Renoblondee said...

She always seems surly.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Bacon, you seem excited about something. If only I could pinpoint the source....

Bacon Ranch said...

Listen, if you lost a freakin bet that involved having to cook authentic Italian lasagna for 6 Iranians, you would want Argentina to lose too.
You would also want to pay a 'visit' to the Netherland team.

I have been online for the last 4 hours getting recipes and reading reviews.

This food better not suck.

Jamie S. said...

She can't make cable interesting... Why would anyone want to watch her bang?

QueenAnne Guido said...

Bacon lasagne is sauce and layers. Take it from Guido that the better the ingredients the better the results.

Sauce base. Noodles.
Sauce. Noodles again for firm bottom level.
Sauce. First topping. I use artichoke hearts.
Noodles. Sauce. Ricotta cheese.

Final layer of noodles. Saoce.
Mozzarella. Pound it on. Capers across the top as you please.

I always put meat on the side.

Guido out.

Tricia Shaw said...

Hey dudes..thx for the shout out Lady and sugarbread..I'm deep in baby and World Cup today..but checkin in:))))

Tricia Shaw said...

Happy WCday all
Allez deutcland!!

Count Jerkula said...

If any celebs need a director for an amateur sex tape, I can be reached via email in my profile.

Shitty, boring sex videos are only going to garner curiosity views on tube sites, not going to generate sales and fapping. I can remedy this.

Bacon Ranch said...

THANK YOU

another trip to the store, love the idea of meat on the side!

Also, Queen Anne? I lived in Edmonton.
Got sick of the rain and moved to Portland. No longer there but

Life is but a joke.

Thank you thank you!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Yep, that Queen Anne.

Mango said...

@ Bacon - How would Iranians know the difference between a Stouffer's frozen lasagna and homemade? (You DID mean to type Iranians, right?) Most of my American friends wouldn't know the difference. I certainly would, dad's parents were from the old country and my father always made homemade sauce with San Marzano tomatoes, but I digress...

Bacon Ranch said...

I normally add sausage Mang :)

They would know. They are kinda picky

Mango said...

Oh, back to Selma: Didn't she have a bad boob job? Not as bad as Tori's but I think they have that big gap now when before she had a really nicely proportioned body. Not that that has bearing on her sex tape performance, but I never found her profoundly interesting in, well, anything.

auntliddy said...

Ahhh, i call bs on this. Just not feeling it.

Dingle Barry said...

I thought it was because she had been clean and Charlie not only had her mule drugs onto the set for him, but get high with him too. She eventually refused so he got pissed and fired her. She had to clean up all over again (her S-O left her) thus she was seen crying on the bench and a stranger was comforting her baby. So sad. She should have never agreed to do any if that to begin with - if it's true.

NaughtyNurse said...

Not to mention the fact that she has the body of a 12 year old boy

Alexa Rose said...

Eh, sex tapes are so 2004.

StuffandNonsense said...

I'd be so embarrassed if my sex tape was labelled boring and uninspired..lol (not that I have one, just sayin')

texas rose said...

Don't tell me- it begins with her sitting on a bench crying then, after handing off her infant to a stranger, she has boring robot sex with another stranger or her boyfriend. No one wants to see that!!

Aoife said...

WTH happened to her? She's really not what she was a few years ago.

Aoife said...

If what Dingle said is remotely true that answers my question.

di butler said...

She was so vibrant in the early days. Now, she's like cold Sanka with an oily film. Bless her heart.