Friday, July 18, 2014
About once a year, maybe a little longer, Ali Lohan's name pops up into the news. I think it is about that length of time before Michael and Dina Lohan decide to be nice to each other for a few weeks and ask which kid they can make money off of so they can keep living well without having to get a real job. Inevitably after they get done cursing Lindsay for not giving them a cut of her escort money they look at Ali. A few years ago Ali was going to be a singer and even got a reality show so mom and dad could cash in while the world watched her crash and burn at it. Then she tried the world of modeling. Her career in modeling seemed to consist solely of her staying for long periods of time in Asia and doing what seemed like a lot of private fashion shoots for wealthy people. Now, it is time for Ali to try her hand at singing again and Dina and Michael have decided their best money grab is with country music. Apparently they found some record label dumb enough to offer a $120K advance which would leave Ali about $50 to record an album after mom and dad split the rest. Not content with that kind of money, Dina and Michael are still shopping Ali around and won't settle until they have exploited her at what they perceive to be her fair market value.
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20 comments:
Flogging. A. Dead. Horse.
This story has the lyrics from Reba McEntire's "Fancy" running through my head.
So..does she have a voice? As usual, the whole article seems to be about everybody else. Poor kid
She's gonna have a real problem with this--country music is the only music genre left that people with real talent still perform at. She should be looking into a server's job on Long Island where she can support herself adequately.
OK Mr. X your turn Im ready!
still perform at? damn i'm no einstein but but even my grammar aint that bad!
but i was gonna say that pic has been photo shopped to hell and back. no way that bitch looks that good!!!
Country seems to be where people go after they've tried pop/rock & acting/modeling.
So, are the rick asian men tired of her & not paying anymore or is Alie refusing to do it.
Did you just invoke?? Or do you just know?
based on past Fridays he's next TTM
Ali Lohans Christmas album is a staple at our house when we are trimming the Christmas tree
That pic was also from back when she was still a fresh faced teen, before the bad cosmetic surgery.
I love Reba's song Fancy. Please don't get Lohan crust all over it.
Ali Lohan has Michael Lohan's face. poor girl will never be a top model. Maybe she can sing but I seriously doubt the country music fans would accept her. They are extremely clannish
I'd love to see her modeling portfolio. I bet it's just a piece of paper with a list of johns.
She used to be cute but Dina and Michael disfigured her forever by having her get plastic surgery on her face before she was even done growing.
Her fair market value is zero.
Michael and Dina need to give it up and get Ali a career in porn. The Lohans need to be thrown in the pits of hell.
Ali was the first Kendall
If this "single" is any indication she's not the worst singer ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4LNBWTOTc8
It's far from good though.
I feel sorry for her. She seems to have been pushed into show biz without having any tools to be successful except her last name, which is tarnished by Lindsay's antics anyway. She doesn't have the looks to be a model. She seems to have gotten very bad plastic surgery (although her scummy parents deny it) and has become scarily pin-thin. She never looks happy in any pictures I've ever seen of her.
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