Thursday, July 17, 2014

Michael Vartan Gets Dumped By Wife

Michael Vartan was famously dumped by Jennifer Garner so she could hook up with Ben Affleck. This was after Michael had to spend years as the other man while Jennifer was with Scott Foley. It seemed just as if Michael was getting his chance to publicly be with Jennifer, it was gone in a flash. So, Michael messed around with some people and then started stalking Lauren Skaar, a real estate agent he saw at a Whole Foods and after two years of dating they got married. Lauren ended their marriage by filing for divorce this week and apparently it is not a happy ending.

48 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Karma betch!!

Ray Nicolet said...

He's hot.

Violet said...

I do not know who he is. does he do something other than be known as Jen's ex? anyhow, if Jen is back on the market soon we can start some rumours.

MeanieRhysie said...

What the what?!

LottaColada said...

Stalking is the new bullying.

sandybrook said...

Imma marry my stalker some day too, seems like a smart thing to do. :( Michael Vartain a tv co-star or Ben Affleck a big movies star, geez what a hard choice JenJen had to make there.

FSP said...

What's the stalker comment for?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Stalker- courtship....... it's the bitter spinster Enty...
Sweetie embrace the menopause. BECOME the Wisewoman, not the Crone!

Violet said...

Ray - Def hotter than Ben and we all know you should marry a person based on their hotness alone.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Holy motorboats Batman!

auntliddy said...

Yes, tell us more about the stalker tendencies. News to me. So jen went from Foley to vartan to affleck? Affleck is a downgrade! Love Vartan.

Haywood Jablomee said...

I'm assuming that is a dog and not a fur covered suitcase with an invisible handle.

Omar Little said...

Yep.

Eros said...

Sad to hear this. Divorce always sucks.

Jessi said...

Lol Steamy. Word! Just embrace it! Hot flashes be damned.
I love Vartan on Alias. Hottie boom Bottie! Oh, he also was super cute in Never Been Kissed.

Bunnyears! said...

He was on the show Alias, with Jennifer and in the movie ' Never been Kissed ' with Drew Barrymore

Erin B said...

I stop the remote any time "Never Been Kissed" is on so I can see that smile light up. He's the reason I tuned in for "Alias." I think the stalker comment is totally unnecessary. And Michael, if you need some comfort, call me! I expect VIP to step in with the "One Hour Photo" shot of him too!

Violet said...

Oh, I loved Never Been Kissed. He's way better than Ben on that basis alone. What were you thinking Jen letting this one go?

Jessica Larson said...

Thsoe are some big fake boobies, looks more a like a stripper/porn star.

He was Jen's co-star on Alias while she was still married to Foley. Jen dates up for career, each partner was a bigger star than her. She hit the jackpot with Ben & knows it. She's not letting him go for anything.

Renoblondee said...

She's top heavy.

Susan said...

People really meet in grocery stores? I guess Whole Foods is way more romantic than my lowgrade Shop Rite.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Vartan was the male lead opposite J. Garner. A newbie named Bradley Cooper got his break playing the part of the effeminate (not necessarily gay) best friend of Garner. Who would have thought Cooper would have the better career of the 3?

Henriette said...

I still prefer Scott Foley.

FrenchGirl said...

Ben Affleck always was the other guy in Jennifer Garner's relations

LottaColada said...

@Henriette, me too. :-)

Bossy Pants said...

In her divorce filing she said something about him aggressively seeking her out using her email address before they started dating. Maybe that's the stalker reference?

Henriette said...

I got an image in my head of him following her around Whole Foods trying to bump into her shopping cart.

Danica said...

Love Vartan! I love Never Been Kissed and even Monster-in-law because of him!

loopymommy said...

Does anyone have the scoop of what happened when Vartan was "Punk'd?" It was apparently so bad, he wouldn't sign the release.

AthleteKitty said...

I don't understand why people get married and then continue to cheat. Just stay single and date around, sleep around, whatever.

rajahcat said...

why are the hot ones such douches???????

rajahcat said...

except Scott Foley

yeah I prefer him too

Miss X said...

Yes, please fill us in on the never aired punk'd segment. Was it really that bad or does he not have a sense of humor about these things?
I thought Jen G was crazy to dump him, even if it was for Ben.

rosie riveter said...

ahHa! So this is the vartan guy. What a handsome fella!

Haywood Jablomee said...

If you like Scott Foley, check out The Girl on Guy with Aisha Tyler podcast with him.

meme deemed said...

The soon to be Ex Wife has some bog boobs! Faux or natural?

Sprink said...

Regarding the "aggressively seeking her out using her email address before they started dating"--if I felt uncomfortable about it, I certainly wouldn't go on to MARRY the guy, now would I? Pfft.

Tina Mallette said...

So the relevance of this so called stalking behaviour is relevant to their current divorce how? Now you want a restraining order?

More people need to sue for libel when people put gratuitious crap in Statements of Claim because they know the media will get hold of it

JoElla said...

Okay here is a twist. maybe just maybe she felt the need to do the ole search on the computer.. maybe then she found out how he stalked her?

Now that would add a most interesting twist.

auntliddy said...

Jess, yeah, she has some bogus boob baggage.

auntliddy said...

Hen and lotta- who doesnt????? Affleck has large flat head and no upper lip. Plus he's always whining about paps. Annoying.

auntliddy said...

Thats why, haywood, to thus day im like cooper? The bit player on alias? HE'S a star? Cant think of him as anything but bit player.

auntliddy said...

Ok i googled the punkd thing, and there are twi versions, both denied by vartan. One is they have him on a jet, and things keep falling iff, and its gets worse and worse and they wont let him off the plane. He didnt find this remotely funny and refused to sign release
Second scenario is the have Vartan auditioning for part that calls for flying, rigged him up , kept him there forever, wldnt let him down, saying testing his endurance.
Dint know which, if either is true, but as a non fan of humor that relies on making someone look and feel like an idiot or humiliated, they both stink.

FS said...

I wonder if Jen wishes she had never left Scott Foley. He seems the coolest of the 3 men that have been in her life at this point.

BitchieMitchie said...

Those titties are as real as the story lines from housewives. Her doctor needs to be slapped.

Heidi Haaland said...

Exactly, Tina Malette.

Jeri said...

He is hot BUT he does not look hot on Bates Motel. Took me a while to figure out who he was, didn't know until I saw his name in credits after several episodes with him in them. Weird.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Mr. Coulson rocks my world! Although, the stalking not so much. NBK has one of my fav endings in a rom-com ever.