Monday, July 18, 2016

Blind Item #12

Back on the only diet that ever seems to work for him, this A- list mostly movie actor who specializes in comedies is off the booze and back on the coke. He says he can only do it for a month at a time because he misses booze and food too much. Plus, he is always worried the coke will give him a heart attack.

17 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

J Hill

sandybrook said...

Fat bastard Jonah Hill

sandybrook said...

It's not like being obese can give you a heart attack easier than doing drugs Jonah.

Enigma_X said...

Is Vaughn still big enough to be A-? Enty's fame scale seems faulty sometimes.

...Two weight puns FTW!

Kno Won Uno said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

James said...

Fatman Hill

Sean said...

AS much as it pains me to say it...Jonah Hill isn't A-. He a solid A, possibly an A+. Multiple Oscar nominations, solid box office draw in comedies. And those Oscar noms. He may annoy the hell out of most of us...but you can't deny his celebrity status

Anonymosity said...

Seth Rogen

French girl said...

It is The reasons why I think about Rogen

Zilla1 said...

It's J to the Hill.

And here's something that was in my Twitter timeline yesterday, courtesy of What the F*** Facts:

"Taking cocaine increases the chance of having a heart attack within the hour by 2,400%."

AMartel said...

Aw geez man, he's so much better just being himself. Entertainment biz awards don't mean shit. Same lame show 10 times a year all hyped up and I bet you don't even know who won last years best actor. I don't. Plus that heart attack's coming for him no matter what he does.

Mooshki said...

My first thought was Jason Segel, but he's sunk to B list now, hasn't he?

Whywhywhy??? said...

Seems like this will be news to Jonah. LOL.

GroovieMann said...

What about Alec?

Isn't Jonah all movies?

Freya said...

If he can go a more than without coke, he's not an addict. Why do it in the first place? He's a lazy idiot.

Claire said...

And if he's not an addict, who cares if he does it sometimes?

Claire said...

Meh... tell that to the majority of cokeheads who haven't died.

I mean, if your risk of having a heart attack is 0, 0 x 2400 still = 0.

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