Thursday, January 26, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

January 19, 2017

This barely there celebrity was all set to cash in on a nice weekly paycheck to be the girlfriend of this permanent A list “singer.” Too bad his girlfriend had to ruin the whole thing. The gig paid $250K a year. I think the “singer” thinks they all stay with her out of love.

Britney Spears

17 comments:

oyvey said...

This blind makes no sense....
1) Britney was set to be "girlfriend" of A list singer
2) too bad "he" (A list singer) has a girlfriend... (why does he need to pay britney to be gf??!)
3) A list singer's girlfriend rules the relationship. (again? why need britney?)
4) A list singer thinks they all stay w/ "her????" out of love? (wait, first it was a "he" now it's a "her?"
WTF???!!!!!

Makes so sense at all. For the love of God Enty, please hire an intern who actually paid attention in grammar school and can write a coherent sentence.

/sighs in frustration/

Moi said...

Britney is the A list "singer" who thinks guys stay with her for love. A barely there celebrity was going to be the paid bf but his gf killed the idea.

MPF said...

"Barely there" -- meaning this guy is wee in stature, or mentally insufficient?

sandybrook said...

So Daddy Spears is still hiring guys to be with his daughter, since he controls the checkbook and somehow the guy "accidentally" meets her and gets to know her w\o her catching on? OK.

longtimereader said...

I think the meds might be clouding her judgment...

sandybrook said...

She seems to be more alert these days though.

AyyyPapi said...

I read it as Britney being the A list singer.

However her and the guy she's with still seem to be together so this blind doesn't make much sense.

Hothotheat said...

Sandybrook, Britney isn't all there, why would she catch on?

Sexual Chocolate said...

Calling Britney a "singer" these days is a stretch. Performer, sure, lip synched, I'd agree

glue said...

Why is "singer" in quotes? Britney wasn't revealed to be MV. If anyone's career should be in quotes it should be JLo.

Britney CAN sing...just because she lip syncs Vegas shows - who the fuck cares - most artists lip sync unless it's mandatory to be "live." She still is a SINGER and doesn't deserved to be treated like a fake - save that shit for Jennifer Low-pez.

And-so-on.. said...

She just wants a man who sleeps with her and takes her out..

Sexual Chocolate said...

Right you just said it above. SHE LIP SYNCHS. Singers sing. She doesn't sing anymore. Celine Dion sings. Britney lip synchs

She can sing, she doesn't anymore.

Mcik Jagger still sings, Paul McCartney still sings, Billy Joel still sings when they perform. I'm sure there is auto tune, but still they don't mail it in and fake the audience like the shaved head one

Sexual Chocolate said...

And I know Billy Joel has a clean rock.

Patrick said...

Barely there means z list celebrity. As in, barely famous.

cupcakes4all said...

yeah, her current/last guy I saw her with..his instagram hottie got pissed off and started @ing Britney and TMZ. claiming they were together and that he was using her.

not really a blind its been out for several weeks now.

CheeseFries said...

I'm guessing the barely there celeb is G-eazy and his gf put a stop to it

Shityoucantbuy said...

I think the first 'girlfriend' was supposed to be 'boyfriend', just a typo/mistake by Enty.
So a guy (celeb who is barely there) was auditioning to be Brit's bf, and she thinks the love is real instead of paid for. And the gf of the barely there celeb ruined it.

The singer is female, because the last sentence says 'stay with HER'

I am curious who the barely there celeb is.

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