Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Blind Item #10

Shocker. "I've never heard of him either, but just had a word with a friend who studied at the same drama school as him and she said he was really quiet. Nice, but kept to himself. Funnily enough she said she always thought he was gay. She said he was always more close to guys than girls. She never knew who he was dating, but was always with guys on nights out." That whole A+ list singer dating thing.

54 comments:

sandybrook said...

Joe Alwyn TayTay

Space queen said...

Tater Tot and her latest gay merkin.

sandybrook said...

DM or some site I read last night said they have been dating in secret for several months bwahahaha. One said 26 months!

JustReading said...

They could be siblings.

cebii said...

Everyone will know his name by the end of the week. And he's the same height, hair and eye color as Karlie, which might be handy when the next album comes out.

Lol said...

Taytay is getting smart with her pr machine. She just made her put the word out there that she's dating someone new without not even moving a muscle to be seen with this poor gay guy wanting to be A Star like THiddles

Chippies said...

gay merkin = gerkin?

SnarkIsFun said...

So is this Skype-boarding, or Tabloid Hookups 101? I'm so confused . . .

bmoviegirl said...

Perez says they have been dating since November. I wish she would just be honest because no one would care if she is with Kloss. Karlie is a Media darling with the new Bill Nye show and other projects .

Dannette said...

Double bearding then

Marie E said...

Well that makes the two of you honey, you had to find your girlfriend's doppelgänger, didn't you? Karlie K is way better than him

8==D KermitGosnellKnobJob said...

So if you are quiet, go out at nights with your male friends, or you prefer to talk to them (about real football, guns, or whatever masculine issue instead of cooking, shoes and stupid female shit) you are an English cigarrette.

Then I and my married to females whom they got pregnant friends must be a bunch of freddie mercurys.

Doh! said...

I was wondering when you were going to make something clever up for this one.

Comic relief awaits said...

Taylor's team was begging Zac ephrons team to sign a pr/ bearding contract with snake swift last year but bless Zac, he passed in it. I hope he's going to take baby steps out of the closet. I don't think his career would suffer at all, infact he may gain new fans. So I guess the only gay man up for double bearding was a desperate d list actor from England. Swift is the definition of deceptive con artist.

Gary Burnaska said...

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn
This story SCREAMED bearding and PR in the first second.
This story of them "dating" cam out a day after her TMZ photos.
There are two angles here, for Alwyn boost his visibility He is just out of drama school only has 4 films on his resume was hyped as some breakout star but that film that was to break him out FLOPPED at the Box Office.

For Taylor, diversion, a dating story sends a message that she is HAPPY SO MUCH IN LUV!!!!1. Those photos Taylor looked like someone was is NOT dating, staying on the couch eating cookie dough ice cream and watching Titanic on repeat with her cats.
Now this story has the media talking about Alwyn not those TMZ photos which would lead to stories about her general health. I suspect that some time in the fall she had a mental breakdown of some sort, has been in Nashville resting per doctors orders except for the FEB Super Bowl show.

She looked like hammered shit in those photos, exhausted and drained and even put on a few pounds which some medications for anxiety/depression will bloat you also on the tarmac one of her crew was holding a large RED EMT BAG. That could be just standard flight emergency equipment.

All the fans are they are HAPPYZ, the found her BAE to the MAX, BETAMAX!!!!!!111111

it just screams PR and the press had to dig to find a way to connect him to Taylor though some modeling shoot that Gigi Hadid happened to be there. When He only follows 116 people on Twitter one of them are Tay Tay or any over her squad.

Give me a break this is harry styles mixed with that Matty Healy fiasco.

Gary Burnaska said...

26 months like the same time as Loki

Case Goes Cold said...

'This feels different. It feels like The One' said a friend, aka Tay Tay's PR rep, desperately trying to seed her latest bearding project with cute adjectives.

Tracy said...

He's Karlie Kloss look alike. Good beard Swift.
Maybe now Karlie can let go her rat ~boyfriend~.

Anonymous said...

Just because he prefers to hang out with guys and is quiet, it doesn't mean he's gay for god's sake. It is possible that he is just shy around women. Some guys are. BFD.

Sarah said...

I kind of feel bad for this poor soul, just because he's a relatively unknown young actor probably thinking he's making a good career move by being Taylor's next contracted victim. Listen, I actually do like Taylor's music. But as a person, she has grated on me immensely, particularly when it comes to dating. I do firmly believe she's gay, and I just wish now that she's no longer trying to please country fans that she'd live honestly. I'd actually respect that, and to be honest, I bet she could write some beautiful songs off of her story.

Patrick said...

I actually think Karlie's dad would hit the roof. Reading between the lines, I think her family votes conservative, and I think Tay's does as well. Further, if Tay came out as non-straight, her pretween fan base is basically cut in half. At best. A lot of people on this board are fine with whatever from a sexual orientation POV. There are vast swatches of the US, Europe, Asia and South America that do not feel the same way. TS would like to continue making millions in those areas, so she won't anger them. This does explain why Karlie was in London for like 3 months for no reason.

texasrose said...

Don't feel sorry for the poor guy. This is the best career move he will ever make. Ride it for all it's worth and hope when it's over you can still have a career.

Gary Burnaska said...

This is one of two Blinds about Swift-Alywn, it makes me things insiders are already trying to sink this for her own good. This connects with my Taylor getting secret treatment of anxiety/depression issues these PR romances might be her vice. I think she gets a high off that early honeymoon period any relationship has, once it goes longer than that the thrill wears off and she then gets bored and so do the guys. Calvin Harris looked dead inside at the end.

I'll be surprised if He is at her July 4th Rhode Island Bouncey Castle Social Media Party presented by Abercrombie and Fitch

bigirl said...

Just come out of the Klosset, Taylor! We don't care if you're gay. The charade is way more offensive than anybody's sexuality. It's condescending to your fans.

police dog said...

there arent real relationships.

taylor beards guys in exchange for album fodder. it's fiction, so it doesnt necessarily hurt the closeted guy's career if anything it's a huge boost. in a way, taylor is the dream beard of most unknowns like this guy. if the BG blind is right, taylor was looking to start the bearding last summer but maybe the failing of Billy Lynn movie caused her to have doubts, who knows about that fall thru. either way, taylor has had 5+ gay, closeted boyfriends....in a way, its like career blackmail. you want to tell the truth? good luck, you'll out yourself and ruin your career.

those who live in glass mansions, Swift....

police dog said...

do you take issue with him being gay?

police dog said...

i kind of wonder if her fans will ever catch on that her relationships have all been a lie....i mean, what if they all come out of the closet? the trail leading back to her will be brutal, like she didnt anticipate society to change...and suddenly for her tactics to seem homophobic, blackmail-ish

police dog said...

whatever makes you sleep better, doh

police dog said...

does it make you uncomfortable that these stories might be true? do you want to keep your precious gay ppl are scarce and mostly everyone is hetero snowglobe in tact? pls.

AyyPapi said...

Anyone that gets involved with these fauxmances with Taylor automatically puts themselves under a magnifying glass when it comes to their own sexuality. Funny how this fake relationship follows so quickly after the headlines Harry Styles has been making lately. Also with this Joe guy being such an unknown there's probably a risk that there's people from his past will be getting hit up by media outlets in the coming weeks

Melody said...

There are pics of Alwyn and his ex-girlfriend. I guess he's not gay. He does look like Karlie from certain angles.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Bill Nye is a narrow-minded bigoted bully. I dislike him as much as I dislike climate change deniers.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Oh, I see... It's a crime to "have a type" now?

OH NO! said...

she's popular in redneck states, came up through country music which is also why she refused to say who she was voting for. Karlie came out for Hillary but cash rules everything around Taylor; and it's too political a time to be alienating huge chunks of the population.

Gary Burnaska said...

Alwyn in FEB was being hyped as this BREAKOUT STAR!!!! then his first major movie Billy Lynn flops at the BO, so for him his people needs to increase is visibility to land major roles. Its no coincidence that this story breaks a day after those unflattering TMZ candids. For Taylor it is a diversion but from what? I suspect there could be some underlying health issues with her going dark, maybe battling anxiety or depression and this put a story she's DATING out having fun is HAPPY.

Gary Burnaska said...

recent stories are he NEVER had a GF because Hes "married" to his craft. Like that is not going to trip the GAYDAR.

Gary Burnaska said...

I am getting vibes for Taylor she is hitting PEAK PR Romances with this guy. So far very few online on social media and comment sections of these stories are buying into this. This being a PR stunt is so obvious fact that he is a D list talent is telling, signs that less and less established celebs and A list talent want to get roped up into this.

She needs to just walk away from this shit and let a relationship just happen naturally, stop sending Tree Paine to set up BFs for her. If she doesn't she will end up like Elvis or Michael Jackson living alone.

If this relationship implodes badly you will see her go into a tailspin, this could be also one of those they are DATING but in private, please RESPECT that. Reality they are only going on dates in PR press releases.

I think she needs to find a new MUSE for her songs, hang out with some real people, So some charity work like Demi did in Africa get some new inspiration, work with wounded veterans. She needs to get a new perspective on life. This prom queen cheerleader GF schitck is getting old she is 27 for crying out loud

Melody said...

I read that DM article, it says he didn't have a gf while he's in drama school. I guess either insider is lying or he dated girls while he's in University of Bristol.

Melody said...

btw here are the pics of Alwyn and his ex
https://twitter.com/joealwynbrasil/status/783064406070550528

Katie said...

I am a high school teacher and I can tell you that, in the vast majority of cases, it is the boys who hang out with girls who turn out to be gay. The 'shy and more comfortable in the company of their own gender' student is probably part of the biggest sub-group in any high school, they just tend to get overlooked because they seldom generate any drama.

Anonymous said...

If your talking to me police dog, then NO I don't take issue with anyone's sexual orientation. Quit clutching your pearls. The thing is the person quoted is assuming he is gay BECAUSE he is quiet and shy and only hangs with his male friends. That is like almost every guy I know, and it is statistically impossible for all of them to be gay. I do take issue with someone possibly being outed. That is their decision to make. No one else's.

HRH2 said...

Dude, you seem to be paranoid about homophobics on this board, which if you can read, you should know that the majority here don't give a fuck about anyone's orientation either way. Also, sorry to burst your bubble with science, but statistically, around 11% of the population is gay (similar numbers have been observed in animal populations as well); hence, most people ARE hetero. It's nothing to get upset about. Chill the fuck out.

cebii said...

As of this morning, neither her camp nor his have verified anything. Even though It was obviously set up by her PR, she can still officially disclaim the relationship if it looks like the spin is leaning in the Hiddleswift direction

Gary Burnaska said...

She said the same shit about Calvin harris and Tom Hiddleston

longtimereader said...

That's because she is low key republican like her family.

longtimereader said...

The 'boyfriends' are cover for real relationships with girls. Styles was used to cover for dianna agron because he has green eyes.

Unclench said...

Are you so sure? Kinsey's work concluded that sexuality is on a spectrum with some people being 100% straight or 100% gay but the majority being somewhere in between. Look at how gay porn is very popular with "straight " men and lesbian women!!Basically his work concluded that most people are bi. Which in the near future I think will be more the norm and more excepted.

Clam lovin mermaid said...

Just read a media blurb where she was supposedly secretly dating him. Get ready for set up pap pics with a long distance lens through some shrubs which will make it look like they are being intruded on when really Taylor's team called the pap. And maybe a pic of her in a wig trying to "hide". So boring. I'm bored.

Gary Burnaska said...

Dating since NOV, those recent TMZ pics of her at home looked like that of a female who is NOT DATING ANYONE but is sitting on the couch eating cookie dough ice cream and watching Titanic on repeat with her cats. Sorry but a woman who is in a new relationship is not going to let herself go like that.

belinda said...

Probably diversion from those Harry Style comments, although he's a;ways making comments like that

belinda said...

Probably contracts and stuff like that that prevent anything coming back to her

Gary Burnaska said...

They are seeing where this shit goes before their do their big public event. Also Joe needs time to watch all the SwiftCo boyfriend training videos.

Gary Burnaska said...

These two are supposed to be LONG TIME FRIENDS, her PR people are literally doing a RETCON to put him into her past. He was at the Univ of Bristol and then drama school and has only been a professional actor for a year how could they be long time friends? Even try to connect him with GiGi Hadid and Emma Stone who he was just working on sets with.

Smash said...

Well, not to mention it would be literally everywhere. Not even just because it's Tay but because that would put the hammer on the Karlie/Kushner relationship and since Kusher's bro is Cheeto In Chief's right hand man, it would very likely get an unbelievable amount of press from the conservative media, 1 million moms, etc., and that would definitely spell trouble... for Taylor's sales figures, Karlie's seemingly still rising profile AND for the relationship that would be under constant scrutiny. I definitely wouldn't want to risk being in that situation or more importantly, putting someone I care about in that type of situation.

That said, I do think Taylor is gay. I'm a big fan of hers and about the same age and I've seen her several times live. The very first concert of her's that I went to, she pinged my gaydar hard enough for me to tell my college friends I'd put money on her coming out at some point in the future. This was 10 years ago -- they all thought I was insane. Lol. Anyway, not sure about her current relationship status and whether she is with Karlie or was with Karlie or what but she definitely dates women.

The TMZ pics might reflect the situation with her mother's health, as well. She's really tried to keep that issue a private, family matter, so perhaps the dating story is to avoid people picking apart and trying to analyze the unflattering photos of her... because something is going on in her personal life that she'd rather the press keep their distance on.