Friday, November 10, 2017

Random Photos Part One

One part today.

Eric Dane gets sparklers on a cake for his birthday in Paris.
Janet Jackson's purse matches her bow.
Kristen Stewart and some fake logs.
Sofia Richie takes a night off from coke and partying with Scott Disick to hang out with her dad, Lionel Richie.
At the same event were Jamie Bell and Kata Mara.
Mandy Moore was there too.
Charlize Theron takes a vape break on the set of her new movie in Montreal.

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

Janet's pants seem to match her purse and bow as well.
I wonder if Lionel had something to say about Lord Dipshit to Sofia?

Kimberley said...

She looks ridiculous! And that has to be the most ludicrous (not to mention impractical) bag I've ever seen!

John Doe said...

Once again, Jamie Bell is a dude and he is the best looking celebrity in the lineup. What's up with these Hollywood women lately? What happened to the glamor and style that we used to see in Hollywood women like Audrey Hepburn? Where did that go?

And what the hell was Janet Jackson thinking when she put on that getup? She looks like a character from a 30th century sci fi movie. Mandy Moore's dress is very feminine and sexy, but she doesn't have the body to pull it off.

Sofia Ritchie looks pretty good for a woman who's on a strict diet of alcohol and cocaine. And Lionel Ritchie needs to dial back the plastic surgery. His cheeks are now puffier than Janet Jackson's.

Crazycatlady said...

Poor Lionel - Bulldog face is a trainwreck and she isn’t even 21 yet.

jane_heir said...

Thought Janet was bringing her Casio keyboard with her.

Count Jerkula said...

P - Mara - i'd be firin live loads in her lil honey hole, tryin to get 18yrs of Giants season tickets.

M - Theron - cant believe i"m only askin her for a bj. Would ask for oral swap and settle for sniffing her panties while she blew me.

B - Kstew - Roigh and nasty, cause she needs to be taught a lesson in how to treat people. She'll need a psychologist and proctologist when i am done wirh her.

austin said...

Yup John Doe. "Everybody loves a sharp dressed man" and Kate Mara looks pretty good too. They are a very photogenic couple.

Pink_Palace said...

janet looks like she was dressed for Halloween for sure...

Do people still look to the photos to guess the days blinds?!?

Unknown said...

I'm really trying to get into This is Us, but I can't lol

.robert said...

@john doe, they cannot even actually act anymore so why should they bother to learn how to dress? If they could leave out the bad parts I really wish the studio system could be brought back to we can have more decent movies that hold up after decades.

Those logs are not fake, they are just really short.

mooshki said...

Hey, Jerkula: Haven't you heard? Your brand of misogyny is on the outs right now.

ForSure said...

High five mooshki, good to see you again.


Article about George takei drugging a hot young actor/model in his flat years ago on THR now. I suddenly don't feel any more guilt for all the product I stream online from dodgy off shore websites.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm not here to argue with you Moo. I would like to let bygones be bygones and start anew, but you start right out casting baseless aspersions on me.

I am the biggest proponent of womens rights this board has ever seen. Where broads like you want to control women and make them fit the mold of what you think they should be, i am 100% behind (heh) a broad's right to do and be whatever she wants, as long as she dont want to act like a cunt, as KStew has been revealed as many times.

Where Fugazi Feminists like you cry out "it's a woman's body, she should have the right to choose" when it comes to abortion, you'll be the first in line to slut shame a Lohan or K-Stew when they use their body for profit. I find no issue w/ a broad renting some orifices to get a leg up in life.

I am also a huge advocate for maintaining the sanctity of the word Rape. You mental patients who equate everything short of a signed consent contract to rape piss on the actual victims of actual rape inorder to get attention and assail men.

I am sorry you weren't born with a cock, since dick envy is obviously the source of your anger, but please stop projecting your hatred of women onto me. You know what i do hate? Cats, except for the ones that are going to eat your lonely corpse after you've been dead a couple days. Please make sure to leave a jar of Vick's open, so they can dip their noses in it before they eat the hairy, stinky parts.

In conclusion, my wit is sharp, my humor is great, if you weren't so ugly on the inside, you would eventually find a date.

Mrs Meat said...

Now this is where I have to argue with the crowd. JJ looks GREAT. Only a few months back she was vast and draped in black curtains. I don't care how she got there; pills, lipo, starvation....she looks FABULOUS.

Even KStew has scrubbed up well. Is she a bit cunty? Hardly measures up against the true crimes against humanity we've been reading about lately so I'd give her a pass on that.

John the Savage said...

Tell us which Gossip Girl actor fucked a coked up 14 year old Taylor Momsen. You did a reveal in which you outed her but not the statutory rapist.

Lisa said...

Mandy and Kristen look cute. You killl me. On Sophia and Lionel. He is just glad to get off the yacht. Didn’t Paz de la Huerta used to be a hooker? Good luck on that lawsuit if she was. Harry will play her like a fiddle if it’s true.

Raspy said...

Just ignore him. He has nothing to do all day but write on gossip boards about his fantasies since women IRL want nothing to do wth him. Sad really, he lives for the attention people give him here and other sites.

Sd Auntie said...

Hilarious!!!!

Sd Auntie said...

I think he is funny....sorry

PV Siren said...

me too, he makes me laugh

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you, Auntie. My postings arent for everyone. Humorless, mansogynist hags hate me like Singer hates boys who age out.

Sd Auntie said...

I look forward to your bawdy humor!!

monteverde said...

Jerkula is so filthy, that he's funny, and I'm a woman.
Whoever takes him seriously misses a sense of humour.
Women who get their panties in a bunch over every little thing, end up with castrated Beta males, who'd leave them to their own devices and would run off like chickens, if they ever saw a woman in danger.
I like Alpha males. Thank God they still exist. I just can't with these whiny sissies, with sleeve tattoos and man buns, and their macro biotic diets, The Chris Martin wankers of this world.
And I can even less with pseudo feminists who never utter a beep about an entire religion of 1.6 billion followers, that is the most repressive, women oppressing, backward, troglodytic, women-hating(and gay-killing) ideology known to man.

Count Jerkula said...

I am against the Saudis letting women drive. Sure, get rid of them burkas and let em flaunt their stuff, but keep the roads safe. Plus, the lines at the gas station will take forever while everyone waits for broads to figure out where to stick the gas nozzel on their camels. I seen a broad try to change the batteries in a vibrator, it aint pretty.

monteverde said...
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monteverde said...

But unlike their males, Saudi women will only use the camel aperture for gas...so it actually might decrease waiting time.

Henlo Fren said...

Count Jerkoff is just a sad little male

Count Jerkula said...

Oh, yer so clever, cuntface.

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