Friday, February 02, 2018

Blind Item #5

This very very rich sometime reality star with barely there celebrity offspring expects a certain service when he pays the agreed to fee even if you decide against it. This recent episode also shows his significant other, who he met under the same exact circumstances really should be packing her bags like I said the other week. 

46 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Mohammed Hadid

bitchboy9000 said...

Simon Cowell?

bitchboy9000 said...

Nah it's Mohammed you're right!

Tricia13 said...

His fiancé/is Shiva ...she was a just a small town ,living in a lonely world... she took that midnight yacht heading —anywhere💍🛳🛳🛳🎼

Glue said...

I'm confused: "This recent episode also shows his significant other, who he met under the same circumstances really should be packing her bags like I said the other week."

Okay, what episode? What reality show? Who is the significant other who he met and what other blind is Enty referring to? There is waaaay too much going on in that sentence.

I need interpreters and problem solvers for this blind item. Please and thank you.

boredatwork boredatwork said...

So am I supposed to feel sorry for Shiva? Cause I don't.

Don Kieballs said...

A model on a smoky yacht, a smell of wine and cheap bafoons. For a bill they can share the night. It goes on and on but that's it because they're old men.

Jeff Macauley said...

Donald Trump

Don Kieballs said...

Tricia - I tried to pick up the song, but I typed too slow. Now our Journey tribute band will never make it past concept.

Tricia13 said...

No-you mustn’t give up Don...
There are few things more life affirming and magical than our Journey tribute band!
I’ll wait....😉

Sunny CA said...

@Glue, I think it might be the date rape accusation that, seemingly, just hit the news.

Tricia13 said...

I’ll start over (I spruced it up as well)
🎼She’s just a small town girl,living in an Arab world.... she took that Dubai yacht heading ANYwheeere....🎼
(Insert Dons verse🙏🏻)

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Holy shit. The midnight yacht lol

Don Kieballs said...

Normal jumped in on my vocals and now I'm going to have a diva fit. I may even Stop Believin'.

Boldblonde said...

Shiva with the whole new face.

cc423 said...

Hadid is in trouble with some model who is claiming date rape.

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

Normal.-“Midnight Yacht Dancers:The Prequel”

Brayson87 said...
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Dyl Pickle and Fanny Licker, LLC said...

Yeehawww! Fun Friday!!!!!

Hi Don!!!

Tricia13 said...

👍

Don Kieballs said...

Just a Nazareth boy, born and raised with SAAR support.
He took the midnight yacht and went down on there.

Don Kieballs said...

Brayson - great submission, but for this tribute band to be able to sell out stadiums on groupon, we need lyrics that flow

Catsup said...

To be different - David Foster. The service - intro to music world contacts. His daughters had a reality show for like two minutes. The bag packer, McPhee

Don Kieballs said...

I'll just do the next line because it's a gimme.

Bryan Singer in a smokey room
A smell of child and red balloons
For a while they shared the fright
Til the cops and feds and enty caught on

AVG said...

+1 Catsup, because the Hadid girls are anything but "barely there."

Brayson87 said...

Don - I'll let you have it for changing "goin anywhere" to "and went down on there" hahahaha

Don Kieballs said...

Please don't encourage me. It's a Friday and I have nothing planned this weekend. I can do this all day (unlike the rich old pervs on the yachts)

M said...

Better than the original "South Detroit". I'm originally from MI and "South Detroit" is Canada.

Unknown said...

Hadid seems to be a lot of smoke and mirrors with the "wealth"

InCatNeto said...

Danger's - Lurking!
On Hollywood Boulevard
Like Pedos - creepin' in plain si-iiight

That's all I got for now.

Krab said...

I once wrote an entire Journey-based Broadway musical called, of course, "Wheel in the Sky." Naturally it ended with "Don't Stop Believin." Honestly it was a little scary how well all their songs fit in with my sketchy libretto.

Rafael said...

Donald Trump and Melanina.

Bia said...

@ Rafael - I know, right? This could fit Trump. The only thing missing is the "A+++ you all know".

Bia said...

@Jeff Macauley - Sorry, I just noticed you mentioned Trump first. Didn't mean to slight you.

Lisa said...

Love it.

Mary E said...

I'm going with David Foster too. The faux reality show that his daughters starred it was called BARELY famous

beebopcowboy said...

this is weird cause,
1) it seems more like David Foster bc the Hadid sisters are VERY famous and his daughters are 'barely' famous like their short-lived reality show
BUT
2) 'this recent episode' = ???? the mohammed hadid accusation recently surfaced so thats recent, but what recent public thing regarding this would have happened regarding David Foster?

aseay said...

Oh I would pay to see that!!

Sign Name Below said...

Enty had a couple recent blinds confirmed today. Hadid was one of them. I hope he goes aead and reveals them.

boredatwork boredatwork said...

Everytime a libtard points randomly at Trump, in their obsessive swivel-eyed insanity, somewhere a new Pro Trumper gets his wings.

OKC Teacher said...

David Foster-his former Step-sons Brody & Brandon Jenner. AND his Former Step-Daughters Gigi & Bella Hadid.
GF Katherine McPhee

Kno Won Uno said...

Maybe it’s not public, just whispered about.

Tricia13 said...

😂

RockSword said...

I've always wanted to see the King and I remade with Anna as a dominatrix. I can image the "Shall We Dance" song with her in a bustier and him all tied up and blindfolded in a chair. She cracks the whip to the dadadum parts, dances around him and unties him whereat they dance the tango.

RockSword said...

The getting to know you song would have an entirely different set... between the King and her, and would have an entirely different meaning.

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