Today's Blind Items - The Celibacy

One of the favorite tricks of this actor/cult leader is to make some pledge to his cult followers is that he is going to be celibate for a certain amount off time. Most often it is a year, but the length of time changes depending on the time he is telling it. He tells his followers he has to do that until he finds the right person he can spend eternity with and only then can he resume having sex because he will be with his Queen. Well, that gets his new followers into a tizzy because they want to be his Queen. So, he starts interviewing them and finds the ones who will do anything to be his Queen. He then has sex with them and they think they will be the Queen, but he says he needs to call on a higher power first. He does this with a dozen different followers and then tells each one separately that the higher power told him he must keep searching but don't worry because what they did was not actually sex, but a meditation experience. He has done this so often, I am not sure how he has anyone left who believes what he says any longer.