Today's Blind Items - Cereal

As we all know by now, the legendary actor/director was chosen for the role of child ra*ist in the Oscar-winning movie not despite the fact he was one, but because he was one (even though his doctor friend was the only one put on trial). What many people don't know is that he was also an in person pitch man for one of the breakfast food makers. Why would such a venerable person take such a job? To meet children, of course.