Blind Item #18

The more I find out about him, the less I like him. He's a fine actor (who learned how to screw over women from his former co-star turned superhero) but it doesn't sit right with me when a longtime couple who has kids together don't get married. He and this alliterate actress were together for a really long time and never got married even though they had kids. And now, he's with this woman. Granted- he's been with her for what 6-8 years now? And he's marrying her.  First "wife" pays the dues, the second one reaps the rewards

And our alliterate actress got engaged to that guy she's with almost immediately, then he got hurt. But they haven't gotten married either. So... I don't know, people are f**ked up.

Blind Item #17

The idea of the ginger hair cuck interview was they own the rights. So, they can use clips for the next documentary. I tried to get back together with my brother and he wouldn't do it blah blah blah. The problem is that I don't think anyone thought the cuck would be so gakked out on coke and booze that he would be practically incoherent. Not sure how you use that footage at all. 

Blind Item #16

This permanent A list comedian got greedy and is paying the price for it. He is going to play to half filled arenas even with the Groupons. 

Blind Item #15

The well-known pop culture investigative YouTuber has been unknowingly covering blinds related to a vocal viewer who has been hoping he'd be the one to piece together the connection between the celebrity doxings, the political grifters and the self-dealing "PDF file."

Blind Item #14 - Fan Theory #1

Don't let the empty glass of alcohol in the latest sighting of the Sweet one fool you. The "reunion" photo with the her former costars and Brilliant Fella in the corner was the celebration of the collab those two have successfully worked on. Everyone comhghairdeas  the the sweet one and her brilliant!   

Blind Item #13

At some point in the next year, the lid is going to be blown off the empire of this cookie guy and his Abercrombie type ways. 

Blind Item #12

This DWTS dancer is desperate to keep a behind the scenes hookup quiet and thinks things are about to blowup. 

Blind Item #11

This former Disney actress turned adult singer says this permanent A list movie director once got her phone number and asked her for feet pics several times a day for two months until she finally changed her number. 

Blind Item #10

The sports league always says yes to the permanent A list rapper, but this was a hard sell. So, his wife was thrown into the package too. Oh, and the female piano playing singer.

Blind Item #9

The swatting calls are not fake. They are organized to try and save the life of the kid. 

Today's Blind Items - The Wizard

There's been bad blood between the former wizard and the po*n star. The once-beloved wand-waver has worked hard to rebrand himself as the wholesome, church-going family man, who wouldn't be caught dead within three degrees of anything remotely unwholesome. He finds the career path of his former co-star far beneath him, which is why he threw shade. Funny how that same image somehow survives the part where he slid into a woman's DMs, turns the conversation into a one-man harassment special, then gets spectacularly rejected and decides the mature response is ridicule. Nothing says "devoted family man" quite like that particular sequence of events. When the contradiction was pointed out, the former wizard's sophisticated rebuttal was the block button. Classy.

Blind Item #8

The A list everything celebrity in her mind and her actor/director ex hook up all the time. The thing is though, I'm not sure the actor/writer knows that and is going to get sucked into a vortex for which he is not prepared. He thinks he is the only one. 

Blind Item #7

Behind closed doors, the reality star with a side job will be cozy with people of color. Put her on that big worldwide stage and then all of a sudden her supposed women of color friends are ignored to try and find a white person to hug. No one wanted to hug her. 

Blind Item #6

That Puff The Magic dude just went straight from one bearding contract to the next. He didn't even take a week long break. 

Blind Item #5

The brief psychic love interest accused of getting the north of the border singer/songwriter involved in a cult was actually trying to warn against the sort of manipulation we're seeing with him and the current actress/model girlfriend. The current actress/model girlfriend has it out for her more than his most famous ex (the pop star), which is why she's been instructing him to ignore a totally different medium who gave his team a warning about his house address being exposed online. Between the two of them, they can see the real cult behavior is just beginning. 

Blind Item #4

Keeping up the best traditions of the dead pedo, the almost died actor made sure to be his creepy self at an after party for the lingerie show. He was looking for his next series of fly ins. Most of the models had no idea who he was. Better stick to just pulling fans from Instagram. 

Blind Item #3

I love how the pro tennis wife is making the divorce all about the war and the stress. No. No. No. It is because your pro tennis playing husband walked in on you naked bouncing up and down on another guy. 

Blind Item #2

The abs singer made all her ticket buyers give all their biometric information and personal data just so they could get first dibs on tickets that were supposed to go for thousands of dollars. They did the first day and the data firms that now have your data thank you. However, tickets prices are now under $30, so if you did pay $1000 and give all your information, just know, the singer scammed you. Yes, I said the word scammed. 

Blind Item #1

The pale ale singer is pregnant and has finally secured the bag she has tried to get for so long. She finally found a guy who believed she loves him. Apparently, they are getting married this week. 

Blind Item #18

Can the alliterate eponymous paparazzi photo site please do a follow-up about how the ring isn't "on THAT finger" anymore? The Britpop girl bander/model/influencer is not engaged to the foreign-born Amazon golden boy, no matter how many IG spam bots planted the rumor weeks before those last pictures even came out.