Sunday, January 15, 2012

Golden Globes Live Blog

623p - 5th win for Jessica Lange. Wow.

622p - Much easier to practice something like that living together. Very cure. I love Felicity Huffman.

622p - Nicole Kidman must be easing up on botox. Her face is moving.

616p - Do you think Katharine McPhee was telling Michelle Williams about the craft of acting? How she liked Heath Ledger? Is anyone going to watch this adult version of Glee? No one is watching Glee anymore.

614p - Do you think Spielberg would rather win for War Horse or Tintin?

612p - What was Jessica Alba nominated for? Dark Angel? Two worst actors in the world presenting an award for animated feature. Hey, at least it is not for acting.

611p - And Brad Pitt probably will not get the cane back.

610p - Google him.

608p - Jesse Tyler Ferguson is hilarious.

608p - Elf actors are 1-2 tonight.

607p - He's an angry elf.

606p - Southland has sets all over town and for about one week I thought I had lost my mind because there was a brand new police station that had not been there the week before. Then, I realized it was a Southland set.

602p - Thanking Busy Phillips because she is her friend? Colin Firth looked pretty good.

601p - Still don't like the dress. Maybe the Bridesmaids jokes did not work well with the foreign press.

6p - Obviously Kate Beckinsale was not expecting the erection joke.

6p - Brad introduces George's movie, and George introduces Brad. You know, because they are two crazy guys.

6p - Cheers.

5p-6p

557p - Katharine McPhee gets to present an award???? Yeah, you can tell NBC is airing this show and Smash. Debra Messing looks like a hot mess.

551p - One line for the Turkish actress? Since this is Los Angeles will they give an Armenian actress equal time?

549p - Noooooooooooo. She won for her "acting" in Evita. Did you see Joey from Friends checking her out? Later tonight, Melanie Griffith will be turned and get to face a different angle.

548p - Glenn Close wrote the words to a nominated song? Did not know that. No Madonna wins. Please.

547p - 247am in France. Yeah, they may or may be not awake, but they will say they were.

546p - So, does this mean that Kim Novak is going to write another open letter since music from The Artist won? All speeches from now should be in a French accent. Classy.

544p - Adam Levine was such an ass on the red carpet. How come Jimmy Fallon does not host every award show? Just no winning for Madonna please. Please. Please.

544p - Kelly Clarkson doing ads for The Voice.

540p - Charlize Theron heads up to the cheap seats to see former co-stars. Gives favors and let them kiss her ring. I think I saw her baptize a child too.

539p - Claire Danes is so damn shiny. Holding the hand of the guy with her arm around her. Odd.

537p - American Horror story is something else and should win. Or Game Of Thrones. Or Homeland.

536p - Camille jealous that she is not there?

535p - Salma Hayek looked upset at the Ricky G remark about s**ting in the sink. Jessica Biel next to her. Come on Bryan Cranston. Kelsey Grammer's wife is expecting.

533p - Jake Gyllenhaal. Has he been in much this year?

531p - Jeremy Irons. That was Dominique Swain's first kiss. Tongue and all.

527p - Jane Lynch and Glenn Close saying hello on the way to the bar.

526p - I believe Leo just said to himself, "I would love to hit that. Just once."

525p - No diamonds for Kate.

523p - Kate Winslet's boyfriend needs to learn how to clap. You would think a guy named Ned Rock N'Roll could clap.

522p - Did everyone see the wipeout of the woman on the way up the stairs? Maybe Diane Lane for the next one.

520p - Yeah, I will go for Downton Abbey.

519p - Rob Lowe lives in a tanning machine.

519p - "I will attack you. For charity." Theresa Guidice

516p - Elton John just could not wait for that Channing Tatum hug and face stroke. Hello.

514p - That is a lot of Golden Globe wins for Laura. Maybe they play favorites to former Miss Golden Globes. I don't think that will help Rumer though. Wasn't she one?

512p - Laura Dern could use some good news this year. The Zooey has a good show though.

512p - Yeah, it has been 3 minutes and he is still talking.

509p - What happened to Christopher Plummer's wife? Bandage on head? Broken arm?

508p - Did Gerard Butler get Mila's phone number backstage? I want Jonah Hill to win.

506p - Johnny Depp sniffs the beer. Have you seen The Tourist? Priceless. Johnny Depp. Isn't he American? What accent is that? Hugo was just ok.

506p - Debra Messing looks just like Lea Michele

503p - Jodie Foster beaver joke with her kids in the background? Elton John side eye to Ricky? WTF? Why?

502p - Favorite pronunciation of controversy ever

501p Helen Mirren and Kate Winslet. Love the Kim Kardashian joke.

500p -The NBC co-anchors looked like they were wearing mall dresses.

4-5p

454p - Enough of the Kardashian ads. Moving over to NBC. Time to refill drink. I believe it is drink #8. Lost track awhile ago.

452p - Jodie Foster looks very Jodie Foster-esque

451p - Claire Danes on E!. Brought her mom. Hmmm. Interesting.

447p - Jessica Alba and a lot of the actresses are wearing the same earrings and bracelets. Jessica looked nice.

441p - It is 80's Madonna as she rocks the cross and the and gloves.

440p - Emma Stone is a partier. Sounds like she smoke a pack on the way to the show.

439p - Lea Michele is by far the worst dressed and worst made up.

439p - Leo and Mark Wahlberg saying hi on the red carpet.

431p - Nicole Kidman looks pretty damn good. Took a chance. Reese Witherspoon took a big chance. Love it! I like people who don't look like they are a bridesmaid at a wedding.
430p - Lea Michele looks like a grandmother. Heidi Klum is kind of meh. No bra and four kids? Definitely implants. Natalie Portman and Angelina have that same flip over red thing going on.
428p - Was it wishful thinking or could I see Mila Kunis' nipple?
425p - Michelle Williams in velvet which I love, but not a fan of the dress.
419p - Angelina wins fake accent of the day award until Madonna arrives.
418p - Ryan gets Brangelina - Look at the earrings. 10 carats each? Angelina hates Ryan. You can see it. I think she thinks he is beneath her.
417p - Rob Lowe literally has bed head.
413p - Is Salma Hayek allowed to wear anything that her husband does not own? Of course she is wearing Gucci.
412p - Kate Beckinsale wears the same look every single show.
411p - Actor in Comedy - Have to go with Ryan Gosling for Crazy Stupid Love
410p - Julianne Moore. Smack that gum
409p - Jonah Hill and his sister. Could be twins.
406p - Charlize Theron on NBC. She brought her"sexy" voice. Nice diamond headband.
405p - Actress in a comedy. It will probably be Charlize or Kate because they are foreign born. Would like it to be Kristen Wiig.
402p - Brangelina is talking to NBC and Carson Daly. Probably will not show the interview until right before 5p
401p - Brangelina have arrived. Will they snub Ryan?
400p - Sticking with E!. Not sure about the Zooey's hair. The dress is fine. Hair not so much. Too much 60's. It is like Mad Man exploded at her house.


3p-4pm hour

324p - Welcome to the live blog. I have been watching E! for the last 90 minutes so wanted to start a little early. I will stay with E! for the next 30 minutes then go to NBC or maybe back and forth.
325p - While in a commercial break, and throughout the next 90 minutes, I will give you my picks for who I want to win. Not that they should win, or anything like that, just who I want to win. Tonight's drinking game will be Ricky Gervais doing his little giggle.
326p - Jessica Chastain sounds exactly like Ione Skye in Say Anything
330p - Nicole Richie looks alien like.
331p - Nicole was so fake. Even her implants.
332p - Kelly Osbourne likes every dress until the next day. I think you can see through Piper Perabo's dress.
335p - Sarah Michelle Gellar and her splatter paint dress.
336p - Rooney Mara always looks like she is going to hurt someone. SMG has never been to ihop. Props to Freddie Prinze for wanting to stay home and watch football.
339p - Motion Picture Drama - Descendants; Actress - Drama - Rooney Mara. Swedish book means foreign journalists love it.
342p - Worst thing about watching E! coverage are the incessant Kim Kardashian ads.
343p - Lots of mermaid dresses
344p - Ryan wants to rush through Julie Bowen to get to Rooney Mara. Cake and guns.
349p - Rooney smiles. Of course she is going to wear black. Very nice though.
353p - Actor in a Drama - Michael Fassbender. Could be Ryan Gosling to make up for that sexiest man alive diss. Motion picture comedy - The Artist because it is foreign. Bridesmaids should win.
357p - Bryan Cranston - Winner winner, chicken dinner



MOVIES

Motion Picture, Drama

"The Descendants"
"The Help"
"Hugo"
"The Ides of March"
"Moneyball"
"War Horse"

Performance by an Actress, Drama

Glenn Close, "Albert Nobbs"
Viola Davis, "The Help"
Rooney Mara, "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo"
Meryl Streep, "The Iron Lady"
Tilda Swinton, "We Need To Talk About Kevin"


Performance by an Actor, Drama

George Clooney, "The Descendants"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "J. Edgar"
Michael Fassbender, "Shame"
Ryan Gosling, "The Ides of March"
Brad Pitt, "Moneyball"


Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical

"50/50"
"The Artist"
"Bridesmaids"
"Midnight In Paris"
"My Week With Marilyn"


Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture

Jodie Foster, "Carnage"
Charlize Theron, "Young Adult"
Kristen Wiig, "Bridesmaids"
Michelle Williams, "My Week With Marilyn"
Kate Winslet, "Carnage"


Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical

Jean Dujardin, "The Artist"
Brendan Gleeson, "The Guard"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "50/50"
Ryan Gosling, "Crazy, Stupid, Love"
Owen Wilson, "Midnight In Paris"


Animated Feature Film

"The Adventures of Tintin"
"Arthur Christmas"
"Cars 2"
"Puss in Boots"
"Rango"


Foreign Language Film

"The Flowers of War" (China)"
"In the Land of Blood" And Honey (USA)"
"The Kid With a Bike" (Belgium)"
"A Separation" (Iran)"
"The Skin I Live In" (Spain)"


Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

Berenice Bejo, "The Artist"
Jessica Chastain "The Help"
Janet Mcteer "Albert Nobbs"
Octavia Spencer "The Help"
Shailene Woodley "The Descendants"


Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture

Kenneth Branagh, "My Week With Marilyn"
Albert Brooks, "Drive"
Jonah Hill, "Moneyball"
Viggo Mortensen, "A Dangerous Method"
Christopher Plummer, "Beginners"


Director, Motion Picture

Woody Allen, "Midnight In Paris"
George Clooney, "The Ides of March"
Michel Hazanavicius, "The Artist"
Alexander Payne, "The Descendants"
Martin Scorsese, "Hugo"


Screenplay, Motion Picture

Woody Allen, "Midnight In Paris"
George Clooney, Grant Heslov, "The Ides of March"
Beau Willimon, Michel Hazanavicius, "The Artist"
Alexander Payne, "The Descendants"
Nat Faxon, Jim Rash, Steven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin , "Moneyball"


Original Score, Motion Picture

Ludovic Bource, "The Artist"
Abel Korzeniowski, "W.E.""
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo"
Howard Shore, "Hugo"
John Williams, "War Horse"


Original Song, Motion Picture

"Hello Hello," "Gnomeo & Juliet"
"The Keeper," "Machine Gun Preacher"
"Lay Your Head Down," "Albert Nobbs"
"The Living Proof," "The Help"
"Masterpiece," "W.E."

TELEVISION

Series, Drama

"American Horror Story," FX
"Boardwalk Empire," HBO
"Boss," Starz
""Game of Thrones," HBO
"Homeland," Showtime


Performance by an Actress in a Series, Drama

Claire Danes, "Homeland"
Mireille Enos, "The Killing"
Julianna Margulies, " The Good Wife"
Madeleine Stowe, "Revenge"
Callie Thorne Necessary Roughness


Performance by an Actor in a Series, Drama

Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire"
Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"
Kelsey Grammer , "Boss"
Jeremy Irons, "The Borgias"
Damian Lewis, "Homeland"


Series, Comedy or Musical

"Enlightened," HBO
"Episodes," Showtime "Glee," Fox
"Modern Family," ABC
"New Girl," Fox


Performance by an Actress in a Series, Comedy or Musical

Laura Dern, "Enlightened"
Zooey Deschanel, "New Girl"
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"
Laura Linney, "The Bic C"
Amy Poehler, "Parks and Recreation"


Performance by an Actor in a Series, Comedy or Musical

Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
David Duchovny, "Californication"
Johnny Galecki, "The Big Bang Theory"
Thomas Jane, "Hung"
Matt LeBlanc, "Episodes"


Best Mini-Series or TV Movie

"Cinema Verite, HBO
"Downton Abbey," PBS
""The Hour," BBC America
"Mildred Pierce," HBO
"Too Big To Fail, HBO


Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or TV Movie

Romola Garai, "The Hour"
Diane Lane, "Cinema Verite"
Elizabeth McGovern, "Downton Abbey"
Emily Watson, "Appropriate Adult"
Kate Winslet, "Mildred Pierce"


Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie

Hugh Bonneville, "Downton Abbey"
Idris Elba, "Luther"
William Hurt, "Too Big To Fail"
Bill Nighy, "Page Eight"
Dominic West "The Hour"


Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story"
Kelly Macdonald, "Boardwalk Empire"
Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey"
Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"
Evan Rachel Wood, "Mildred Pierce"


Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Peter Dinklage, "Game of Thrones"
Paul Giamatti, "Too Big to Fail"
Guy Pearce, "Mildred Pierce"
Tim Robbins, "Cinema Verite"
Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family"

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Betty K said...

Calista Flockhart looks pretty (MSNBC feed)

Electric Warrior said...

Shots! shots! SHOTS!

Actually, I think I'm already in trouble.

Is Michelle Williams in CRUSHED velvet??

Please, I need to know how Elton slammed Madge, he was so good on Abfab.

Buscemi all the way, though Cranston shouldve been nominated.

Stacey Charter said...

ok is evan rachel woods dress green or black? if it's green I love it - if it's black? meh

did rob lowe and his wife have sex in the limo? both had sex hair...

Rita said...

@del Riser, still praying for mine to grow. What Church did she say she prayed in to get hers?

califblondy said...

Angie was nice to Ryan, he must have peed himself a little.

What did Elton say?

I'm flipping between E! and football and the damn Giants just scored..., ugh.

Rita said...

Barbie Witherspoon is on!

Mother Campfire said...

I forget her name but the chick from Popular wins my vote for best dress. I hate fringe but its at least interesting.

Calista..really? Going with pearls with that dress? Are you 14?

Michelle and her headband. Well, what are you going to do. That dress was okay for People's Choice, not so much for GG.

Channing Tatum - I will never be a fan. Sorry. His wife looks scared standing next to Kate Winslet.

Speaking of....I really like her dress...its perfect with her figure on camera.

Rickatoo said...

@califblondy, the haircut was brutal, but the nickname came with love, so all good. a few days in a hat and i was ready to face the world again

Rita said...

What is Michelle wearing. is very blah. The headband..?

Serena Skye said...

Michelle Williams always dresses way too old for her age & the headband would look cuter with jeans

Rita said...

MADONNA!!!!The teenager in me squeals until she opens her mouth.

Betty K said...

Mila Kunis has smoky eyes.
Shocking; )She looks pretty.

Mother Campfire said...

F*cking Mila. Why you gotta be so hot? Your dress is kinda boring. And I love how she is totally laughing with her publicist and then turns back to be bitchface. LOL So dumb.

kj said...

no i dont feel sorry for ryan. he is a self promoting jerk who will soon go back to oblivion given he is losing his idol gig and mercifully the k obsession is crashing and burning

EleanorRigby said...

WHY does Evan Rachel Wood have a dress made of feathers?? She said that you know where she's been by the trail of feathers that have fallen off. That seems really wasteful for such an ugly gown. :( I think that feathers look best where they belong... on birds! LOL

MadLyb said...

@Rita - Why yes. :) I really liked Laura Dern's dress because as she said, it looked comfortable. It's just weird seeing the stars desperately shilling for the designers who loaned them their outfits. Don't get me wrong - it makes sense, but it's just weird to watch.

And Peter Dinklage MUST win tonight. I've been a fan of his for many years and seeing him win an award tonight would totally rock my boat.

Rita said...

REally not feeling
Michelle WilliamS dress.

Laura said...

I think that is going to be my new go to line "Honey it's vintage - it's old"

Mother Campfire said...

Um, WTF. Melanie Griffith in sunglasses. Hammered or bad eye job?

Betty K said...

Is that Pedro Almodovar with hot mess Melanie and just hot Antonio Banderas?

MadLyb said...

Madonna looks fab. Kill me.

Rita said...

Mila"s dress is sort of blah too.

nolachickee said...

Mila looks like she's ready for some S&M action. Rock on, girl.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Hi, Mila Kunis.

Rita said...

KAte Winslet looks great!

Betty K said...

Meryl Streep should give Tilda her dress. It looks like something she would wear.

Beth said...

Madonna's boobs look painful.

Also, I wanted to correct her English when she said she was "good" rather than "well."

RenoBlondee said...

I love Mila's dress!

.robert said...

If I want to punch Madonna does that make me a bad person?

Rita said...

Kate Beckinsale always looks the same on the carpet. Even on Letterman!

Serena Skye said...

I <3 Mila

Kate winslet's dress looks rigid in front

MadLyb said...

...even with the mooshy breastestess. And she used the word, "vehemently".

ChasingHeaven said...

Kate Beckinsale's gown is divine.

Betty K said...

Mother Campfire... are you still watching MSNBC? How akward is the K Urban N Kidman handholding?

Rita said...

@.robert, nah, she IS a brat.

Serena Skye said...

Damn it meant Kate beckinala

Laura said...

Mila disappoints in that dress.

Betty K said...

I think Chelsea's stylist got to Reese's hair.

Mother Campfire said...

Damnit, Meryl. Stop with the huge skirts with pockets. I wanna see your figure!

Natalie...even you know where your bread is buttered, sucking up to Meryl.

Ice Queen is here....will likely get voted best dressed. She does have good taste...it's just too Cairo Chic for me. Maybe it'll grow on me.

LOL @ Reese not being able to walk. She is totally trying to sex up her image. I really hope she falls. Bad?

RenoBlondee said...

How did I miss Madonna? What channel are we watching now? I had switched from NBC back to E

Rita said...

@Laura, she gained some weight (suits her) but dressing too small, so the top is squeezed.

chopchop said...

Lea Michelle: Never EVER wear your hair back. We can see more of your hideously ugly face.

(Watch out. Game pretty much over. Pack lost. ChopChop will be very very mean.)

Serena Skye said...

Nicole Kidman's dress is horrid

ChasingHeaven said...

E!

Betty K said...

@.robert ... I think wanting to punch Madonna makes you a backup dancer.

Laura said...

Tina Fey is in the house and from the boobs up looks great (I can't see the bottom half yet)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Natalie Portman in red - no sign of whatisface,

califblondy said...

Cleopatra Nicole Kidman

Rita said...

Find Nicole looks great!! EVen with the triple lips!

Betty K said...

I didn't see Madonna yet either.

Betty K said...

Dianna Agron from Glee looks beautiful

Sherry said...

Maybe Madonna could have gotten a bigger size top for her dress. Jeebus that was so tight it looked painful!

Morgan, Harrison..Too old for the earrings..Sorry guys. It wold be like this 51 yr. old getting a nose ring.

FINALLY seeing Claire Fanes dresss and she should have worn a bra. Come on! Well at least she didn't get her boobs done.

Loving Amy Pohler's dress.

Now Viloa Davis could pull off the pinky dress with her skin tone.

fireflies said...

Jaysus. Reese looks like a 19th century prostitute.

Too mean?

Mother Campfire said...

Yup, totally stuck with NBC. I will kill the SO soon. *sigh*

I got too sucked into her dress' beadwork to even bother messing with her hired husband.

Diana A - it would have looked perfect on Rooney Mara. Minus that fluffy thing at the bottom...I mean, it's fire.

Serena Skye said...

Reese looks fabulous

Rita said...

@reno, at E!

Witherspoon looks like a bondage barbie a bit. love Jimmy!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It's Tina Fey - or as my mother calls her Tina Fry.

Beedee99 said...

I love me some jimmy

Betty K said...

Lea Michele and Paula Patton should be forced to do a pose off.

Laura said...

I do not like the mermaid silhouette.

Rita said...

Madonna was on for half a second.

Laura said...

or maybe it is now called fish tail - my bad.

ChasingHeaven said...

LOL!!! Pose off!!!! @Betty K

Mother Campfire said...

@chopchop her posing live is epic. How do we feel about her dress? I am thisclose to actually liking it but netting makes me curdle.

MadLyb said...

Oh my goodness - Selma Hayek is fucking perfect.

Sherry said...

@ChopChop. I am on NBC but bouncing back and forth. I think Enty is on NBC? But could be wrong.

Del Riser said...

@Rita, don't remember which church for Salma, but they are indeed in the miracle category.

Lea is wearing a Halle knockoff Oscar gown. She wishes!!!!!

RenoBlondee said...

Reese looked sexy as hell! Work it!

Betty K said...

Dustin Hoffman just gesticulated wildly toward Lea Michele on MSNBC. Didn't get close enough to punch her, alas.

Beedee99 said...

Oh Leo...you certainly aren't boyish anymore, are you.

Rita said...

@Del so TRUE, a Halle knock-off!!!

@REno, find Reese to be too Barbie with the hair!

califblondy said...

I kinda liked Reese's look tonight, I wasn't expecting that. It sure is tight though I hope she doesn't have a blow-out.

There are several women who look like they can hardly walk.

GB just scored y'all!!!

Rita said...

@Bette K - LOL!!! Dustin punching Lea.

Betty K said...

Colin Firth and his wife look stunning.

Rita said...

Leo!!! F-ck that guy has become sleazy.

Betty K said...

Emma stone in cap sleeves but can't see the whole think yet.

Serena Skye said...

Dianna Agron's dress omg no words...never wear anything with lasers swans on it EVER

Rita said...

Shit. leo and Whalberg reunion!

Del Riser said...

@Mother Campfire, I posted this on the other thread...my husband took the laptop to work. I'm running from a desktop in the bead room to the TV in another room, add tequila sours and I'll for sure be dead by morning.
I'll say Hi to your SO, how will I know him?

Rita said...

What is Lea on??? Again, too much try.

kj said...

lea michelle.....fake fake fake

Mother Campfire said...

No shit, the french paparazzi just screamed Emma Soufle. I am really hoping I missed an Emma on the carpet or this shit is high as a kite.

So Biel just made her appearance. Everybody is freaking out and that dress is WAY too good for her.

And Madonna is walking. LOVE her dress. (and parazzi just asked 'is that her daughter??' hahahaha)

Serena Skye said...

Lea Michelle looks like poison ivy...& her whole I love coming here cuz I can look at myself in the mirror ughhhhhh

Laura said...

Oh lea sooooo wrong dress.

Betty K said...

Oh....there is Madonna. Standing on someone's train.

ChasingHeaven said...

Pffft! Lea Michelle loves going to Ryan so she can see what she looks like and she knew right where the camera was LOL

chopchop said...

"It's my third year in a row here and my schnoz is huge, my face is fat, and my personality is even worse! Like, oh my God, byeeeeeeeee!"

Rita said...

love Emma Stone"S color! That dress is too old though.

Mother Campfire said...

Um, I just totally girled out and loudly said 'AWWWWW, it's Maya!' about Maya Rudolph. I didn't even realize I have a thing for her.

Rita said...

Madonna looks great!!! a lot of Reem Akrah (sp?) tonight.

Laura said...

I love Emma Stone! I even like her dress. But Madonna and the gloves? Still looks good for 50 something I guess.

ChasingHeaven said...

Is Madonna wearing the same glove she used to wear in her old videos?

chopchop said...

Who the fuck is this "Andrea"????

"Hi Madonna, I'm Ryan Seacrest" .... "Oh I'm Andrea."

No one fucking gives a shit who you are nobody bitch.

Betty K said...

Madonna's boobs remind me of Glenn Close's boobs in Dangerous Liaisons.

Rickatoo said...

Tina Fey is fabulous

Rita said...

Will be moving to NBC in 10. Hope they don't bleep Ricky. on anything.

Serena Skye said...

Whoever is with Madonna reminds me of Glinda the good witch in that dress

RenoBlondee said...

OMG Chopchop! DYING laughing re Lea!!!!!!!! AHAHHAAHHHAHAH

nolachickee said...

Jesus Madonna! You grew up in Detroit. Cut out the accent shit already.

Rita said...

@chop. andrea is the actess in new Madonna movie.

Redd Penny said...

WTF is Lea Michele on? She is even more annoying wasted, I wasn't sure that was possible.

EleanorRigby said...

That's a nice beard George Clooney is rocking...


Too easy? ;)

chopchop said...

"Madonna, what are you doing for the Superbowl?"

"Um, NO HYDRANGEAS EVERRRRR!!!!!!!"

Rita said...

Biel looks good.

Mother Campfire said...

Thanks Rita. But she still looks like Glinda. *high fives Serena Skye*

Rita said...

oh MAYAAAA love her!

RenoBlondee said...

I always thought Jessica Biel looks mannish. Not liking her look at all.

califblondy said...

Madonna still has the English accent? Ugh.

MotherCampfire, I love Maya too. I hope to hear updates as to whether your SO makes it through the night.

Jessica Alba looks nice.

Betty K said...

I like Maya's dress. Comfy.

foofoogirl said...

I think Enty said E till 5PM, like me. For some reason I like the silly E coverage.

Mother Campfire said...

Rita, ssssssh. That dress belongs in my closet.

So should we talk about the fact that JT didn't walk with her? Does it mean anything?

Laura said...

Yep - girl crushing on Maya.

Rita said...

Corey. likable guy.
lol Glinda!

EleanorRigby said...

OH DEAR GOD! Ryan Kwanten's actual voice... YOWZA! Very hot, lol.

fireflies said...

I hate to admit it, but Madonna looks amazing. Love the dress.

And I really like Jenna What's-Her-Name and Channing Tatum. They actually seem quite cool.

Someone needs to lock Lea in the broom closet.

califblondy said...

Betty, I wonder what she has in her pockets?

Del Riser said...

@Mother Campfire, I should be on my knees by then so will have no trouble spotting him.

Rita said...

@mother, haha. i am old school!

chopchop said...

I am a jealous, fat, loser bitch whose NFL team just lost AT FUCKING HOME in the playoffs but I love love love Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, and Sofia Vergara.

Betty K said...

@califblondy I hope some birth control. I don't want her to have any more babies so she can stay on the screen!

ChasingHeaven said...

Jessica Alba's dress is beautiful

Rita said...

JAson bule eyes is about to have a heart attack! he loves the Alba!
She looks good!

Laura said...

Jessica Alba is lovely but why in the hell is she there?

Redd Penny said...

chopchop, Andrea Riseborough plays Wallis Simpson in Madonna's film W.E.

Mother Campfire said...

Foster looks HAWT. Wonder what she's so insecure about.

Aww, Alba's dress is pretty. She needs a job, man.

califblondy said...

Ugh, Lea Michele's dress sux.

Betty K said...

Jodie Foster looks great. She is cantering down the carpet because she is so late. I'm loving the MSNBC feed.

EleanorRigby said...

Oh... I am watching NBC coverage, since I don't get the E! channel. Ooops?

RenoBlondee said...

Ryan asked the stupidest questions to Jessica A and she didn't hide her WTFness. LOLOL

Betty K said...

@EleanorRigby I am switching through everything. Here comes Al Roker with a backpack. (?)

Mother Campfire said...

Yay. Al Roker. >.<

Sharon Osbourne. WOW, that's a lot of fabric. Those shoes are horrific and I'm a fan of glitter.

Betty K said...

Is there a delay on the awards show? Is Gervais going to get bleeped?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Lea Michele likes looking at herself in the monitor. What a shocker.

Mother Campfire said...

Seriuosly, the open mic-ness of the NBC is hilarious. Going forward, that should be the main feed we all go from. I love hearing PA's say 'OMG, I survived' and 'WTF, get off, get OFF!!'.

Rita said...

hope not Betty!

MadLyb said...

Glenn Close, you're fabulous, darling!

EleanorRigby said...

All I can see is Glenn Close. I'd like to see some Al Roker, lol. Wow, when did Glenn get a facelift? Her skin does not look natural.

MadLyb said...

Who in the fuck is Adam Levine?

kj said...

chop chop. sorry about gb but you are not a loser. you have a great sense of humor and a snarky eye for the absurd

Rita said...

Jody Foster looks good! Been a while.

Elle, that f-cking goddess!

MadLyb said...

Brian Cranston looks hot in a beard.

Serena Skye said...

Adam Levine is such a douche with the sunglasses

EleanorRigby said...

@MadLyb - singer from Maroon 5 and a judge on The Voice.

Laura said...

@MadLyb - that made me laugh so hard!! Seriously who the fuck does Adam Levine think he is??

Betty K said...

@Mother Campfire... I don't have the volume on the feed but it has been my favorite. I love the behind the scenes feel. Also, for the last two minutes the camera has been on some guys crotch. now it's on feet.

kj said...

the problem for glenn close is makeup 101. the makeup shouldnt stop at the jawline

Rita said...

moving to NBC.

chopchop said...

Jessica Alba's skin looks amazing. What lotion does she use?

EleanorRigby said...

I LOVE Eric Stonestreet. I want to give him a big hug - he's such a teddy bear! :D

MadLyb said...

@Laura - I want what he's smoking. I want that level of delusioun. Sunglasses? Puhleeze!

Mother Campfire said...

So as someone who does events for a living, I feel really bad for all these peeps that have to wear heels for 6+ hours. I live in the NW so I can get away with cute flats and flat boots but a live carpet? Ya, they're basically getting hammered when they're finished.

BTW, SO just put on the GG BY HIMSELF!!! He might just live after all.

Jasmine said...

OMG Salma H. dress IS SICK
IT looks like Egyptian goddessness

kj said...

sofia vergara. wow!

Seachica said...

Darnit, I am at a bar with only one tv on the gg's. Catch you soon

jaariel said...

is claire danes talking to ryan now?

Rita said...

Her facial expressions are hilarious!

MadLyb said...

I want to nestle in Sofia's bosoms. And yes, I am indeed heterosexual - but negotiable.

EleanorRigby said...

Jus' saying... I am LOVING the live-blogging and comments!

Jasmine said...

Btw- Im calling it- AMERICAN HORROR STORY will be getting at least ONE award. period.

Bet you Jessie Lange from AHS gets something.

Also, frigging Gnomeo and Juliet?! for an award?! Are you kidding me???

These little kid movies have gotta go.

Ms Cool said...

@chopchop - I am seriously bummed about the Packers. Heartbroken. I hope the fluff of the Globes cheers me up.

Rita said...

@MAdlyB LOL!!

jaariel said...

I'm sure this is dumb, but which channel will we be watching for the actual show?

Rita said...

Shit, the Super Bowl looks like a bigger even than usual.. Since when do they have a red carpet?

chopchop said...

@kj, you made me tear up.

More wine!!

Laura said...

Awww I'm sorry Ms Cool!

Betty K said...

@jaariel... the show is on NBC

MadLyb said...

Here it comes...

foofoogirl said...

OK, had to switch to NBC and go to my bedroom and tell the family to leave me alone! Poured me a BIG drank (vodka based) and looking forward to Ricky!
I see they cut straight to GC!

Rita said...

rickkyyyyyyy!

Jasmine said...

"Nervous, dont be, this isnt about you"

HAHAHA already putting em in their place!

Del Riser said...

@Mother Campfire, so I'll just be crawling around with nobody to look for?

Ms Cool said...

Thanks, Laura. What a sad end to a great season.

foofoogirl said...

Not the warmest welcome for Ricky!! Ha, just loved the Tom Cruise closet joke last year.

MadLyb said...

I love the fake laughter. They're scared shitless. Bwahahahaha!

Rita said...

look at the tight smiles. they are all scared!!!

chopchop said...

RICKY KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH THE KARDASHIAN JOKE!!!


sorry for the caps. i'm drunk.

jaariel said...

Thanks BettyK!

Rita said...

@MadLyb - i owe you a beer!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'm dissapointed Ricky's opening joke wasn't "Jesus, Tim Tebow and Russell Brand walk into a bar..."

MadLyb said...

@Rita - JINX!

Rita said...

They really are All on the edge of their seat!

ChasingHeaven said...

Um what was Amy Poehler's reaction there??

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Go Jodie.

Rita said...

oh snap. JodieS Beaver!!!!

kj said...

how do we get to enty blogging

Beedee99 said...

Jody takes it like a pro! Awesome!

Betty K said...

Jodie Foster's beaver and that guys haven't seen it.

Nice.

MadLyb said...

@Rita - Best friends forever!

Ms Cool said...

LOL@Rita - tight smiles.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Elton John's already asleep.

Laura said...

He is giving it to Kim - hehe.

MadLyb said...

Ricky is being ruthless. I'm going to masterbate to this later tonight.

jaariel said...

Is RG funny yet?

foofoogirl said...

Shout out to Homeland! Yay

Rita said...

Cheers chicas!!!! BFF drinking buds!!!

jaariel said...

yeah, KJ, where are Enty's comments?

Ms Cool said...

I love Homeland, too.

chopchop said...

Coke Mom!!!!

foofoogirl said...

OMG! COKE MOM sighting!

Jasmine said...

WOW- not impressed with his opening number.

He went really soft

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