Thursday, February 23, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

THIS Oscar-winning ladies’ man has taken his obsessive and out-of-control sex life to new levels. The heterosexual comedian/actor/singer is so insatiable that he’s started turning tricks with men! Who is the newly bisexual star?

27 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

So an Oscar-winning "ladies' man" is such a "sex addict" that he's become a male prostitute?

ms snarky said...

jamie foxx? although wasn't this rumored before?

MontanaMarriott said...

Jamie Foxx

MISCH said...

Jamie Foxx has always done men..

Moosefan said...

Phillip Seymour Hoffman?

FrenchGirl said...

Seymour Hoffman sings??
Timberlake is not an Oscar winner(thank you God!)so i say Jamie Foxxxx even if some rumours said he was yet bisexual since many years

Seachica said...

Jamie Foxx. The implication that he is so insatiable that he needs to include men in his diet is bullcrap and ignorant. I don't know of anyone who says "hmm...I've had so many women that I've nearly used them up. Think I'll try some men today". JF has always been bisexual; NE is pandering and idiotic.

tealily said...

Not John C. Reilly, please.

tealily said...

Okay, nevermind. He hasn't won an Oscar, only nominated. Phew!

annabella said...

the nat'l enquirer blinds feel like they were written 80 years ago and we're all supposed to be so excited and scandalized. meh.

alyssastinks said...

Tealily you're safe John C. Reilly never won which makes the trailer for Carnage much more amusing to me since all the other actors have won.

Shark said...

Ralph Fiennes?

Moose said...

Buzz Lightyear?

figgy said...

I must say, being a fag hag of many years, I'm almost surprised that more men aren't bisexual, just because it is SOOOO much easier for gay men to get laid quick 'n easy with no strings than it is for straight men.

I'm as pro-gay rights as they come, and I don't want to stereotype, but just sayin' that I've always been quite fascinated by how much more promiscuity there is in *some* segments of the gay male population than among straights, or among lesbians for that matter....women apparently being the rate-limiting factor.

BigMama said...

newly bisexual - right...*eyeroll*

I could care less what someone is into, however, if he is actually turning tricks than he is on a dangerous path

crila16 said...

@ figgy...WHAT? I went to a performing arts college and all my friends are gay, so I'm a fag hag too...and I'm confused by how getting laid has anything to do with sexual preference. If a man is straight, the thought of being with another man skeeves them out and turns them off from wanting to have sex, whether they're horny or not. The thought of a gay man having sex with a woman, turns them off immediately. It's just how it is. I'm excited to have sex with a man, but throw a woman in my path...instant buzz kill.

David said...

Robin Williams?

Moose said...

Does anyone even use the term "fag hag" anymore? It's demeaning. both to the community and the ladies who wear the tag. I'm not sure if the poster who proclaimed herself as such is just joking, but if not, it comes across as kind of pathetic.

auntliddy said...

eddie Murphy?

Borg Queen said...

@ moose - Do you think the term "fruit fly" is insulting?

GoGo said...

@auntliddy... I was thinking the same thing! I'm trying to google whether EM won an Oscar, but the damn dialup is slow as molasses!

GoGo said...

Unless you're counting Elmer Fudd Doing "Fire," I can't think of anything Robin's done that would qualify him as a singer ("Aladin" soundtrack?). Eddie did that "Party All The Time" dreck, and although I would not e'en consider that singing...

Gypsy said...

That is not how everyone sees it. Point in case: Liza Minelli. Her father was gayer than Big Al and he definitely managed to have sex with Judy Garland. Sex is not always so black and white, gay or straight. Sometimes it's just sex.

Bubbles said...

Eddie Murphy has not won an Oscar? And if this is Jamie Foxx, is he hard up for money because why is he charging them money, and does he use an agency; eros or Craigslist?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Do they mean literally "turning tricks," i.e., sex for pay, or are they just throwing the term about to add to the "insatiability" factor? I'm thinking it may be the latter. Also, w/most bi people, it's not usually a matter of saying "damn, I've banged all the women/men I can stand--guess I gotta go w/the other gender now," or so my bi friends tell me...

theyareangry said...

Zsa Zsa

theyareangry said...

Jay Leno?

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