Carrie Ann Inaba Calls Off Engagement

I know all of you were waiting patiently for the tabloids to publish wedding photos of the Dancing With The Stars judge. You could not wait to see what she wore and how many people came to the wedding between her and her accountant boyfriend Jesse Sloan. The couple got engaged on Live With Regis And Kelly which put Carrie in an awkward spot. How do you say no on live national television? That was in March 2011, and you knew it was headed for disaster since they were not married yet. No one noticed because no one pays any attention to Carrie except during the show, but they actually split at the beginning of summer. Carrie just didn't want all those questions to be asked during the show about her wedding, even though no one would have asked because no one keeps track of her, except for me and my fascination with all the judges and pros on DWTS and how I keep hoping to make my circle of reality life complete that they have a special Teen Mom season.

Carrie Ann Inaba Wants You To Know She's Single

You know what I love most in the world of celebrity? It isn't the drug use or the bad behavior like you would think. It isn't really even the "do you know who I am speech," although those are really fun. No, what I love the most is a celebrity who thinks they are all that or famous or has a sense of importance about themselves and their world and realizes at some point that no one really cares about them. There is nothing I like more than when a celebrity has to call a magazine or tabloid to report they are married, going to have a baby, or in the latest case, broke up with someone 3 months ago.

Carrie Ann Inaba who is a judge on DWTS and will earn a free dinner of her choice everytime Denise Richards scores a zero apparently broke up with her boyfriend back in November. Because no one noticed and no one cared, Carrie Ann finally just had to tell someone so she told People. I think even People was kind of unimpressed with the story. They were their usual discreet self though and didn't ask any questions about why, or if the 15 year age gap played a part, and just took her word for it that the whole thing was fine and great and that no one shed a tear. It is always amicable. They could have been throwing dishes at each other every night for six months but it is amicable. Not saying they did, I'm just making a point. I wonder if they ever had dance offs.

Oh, and I think Denise is dancing with that guy who danced with Susan Lucci last season. I hope he sucks. I have nothing against him personally and he can win every year in the future, but would like him to suck pretty good this year. Throw up some zeroes Carrie Ann and I will suck up to you as well, if not better than People the next time anything happens in your life to generate news. And I will make people care. Zeroes. Lots of them.