Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

I feel like Toni Collette's outfit is staring at me and that it has horns and a smirk and probably doesn't love bacon.

Julia Louis Dreyfus who is the richest actress in all of Hollywood at the premiere of her new movie. She has more money than Oprah.

Catherine Keener and

one of the best friends of the site ever, Amanda Peet.

Even Jerry Seinfeld showed up to say hi to Elaine.

Tiffani Thiessen looks like she got her breasts enlarged. This must have been recent.

Giada is out everywhere promoting her new restaurant. Only plays songs by John Mayer.

If you think that Tallulah Willis had a wardrobe malfunction, you would be correct. She also chose to go commando so I decided to spare you.

I didn't know Coco and Ice-T had their own line of hats. Vanessa Hudgens is a fan. Is it supposed to be Chanel or Ice-T's Coco or cocoa without the a?

Cannes Day 10

Catherine Keener , Michelle Williams and Samantha Morton
Philip Seymour Hoffman

Kerry Washington

Julia Ormond, Franka Potente, Benicio Del Toro, Catalina Sandino Moreno


Paolo Sorrentino


Quentin Tarantino



Anouk Marguerite

Morning Links

Drinking, crowds of people and a Louis Vuitton store. Guess what? Someone stole $30,000 worth of stuff at Kanye West's birthday party.

Can you feel that American Idol love? Ryan throws Simon under a bus and 23 year old Katharine McPhee gets pissed when you ask her about her 42 year old boyfriend.

Hollywood continues to think they can do better than the original. First it was Meatballs and now Fletch. Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't you stop spending all your money on trash projects like Transformers and spend a dollar or two on a writer. If you did, then maybe they wouldn't be going on strike in a few months.

Knives and Bongo go together like Paris and Valtrex.

X17 has some explaining to do.

Kelly Clarkson says she's never been in love, would be a terrible mother and doesn't really want to get married. So basically she has come out and said that she's up for the whole friends with benefits thing.

Anne Heche gets four whole days a month with her son. So, to drown her sorrows she is back on the woman train.


Catherine Keener and Dermot Mulroney are done.


I don't think I've ever heard of someone riding their bike to a strip club. I guess the money you save in gas is more money for the lap dances.


Speaking of lap dances. Lindsay found a new female friend in rehab. I'm sure Samantha will be thrilled.


In more somber news, it appears that Frankie Abernathy of Real World San Diego died of Cystic Fibrosis.