Random Photos Part Three

Considering the subject I think this is pretty muted for Lady GaGa when she knows she is going to be photographed.

Yeah, Lindsay Lohan hanging out with Courtenay Semel should work out well.

Miley Cyrus was at some fashion awards event last night.

She spent most of it showing Marc Jacobs naked selfies.

Kate Upton was there but had no naked selfies. People cried.

Alexa Chung makes sure everyone knows who she is. Didn't help.

Zoe Kravitz looks a lot like her mom.

Best bingo caller ever. Aretha Franklin.

Lets Talk About Casey Johnson

First, I want to thank everyone who sent me e-mails yesterday alerting me to the fact Casey Johnson was found dead yesterday. I was going to do a post late in the afternoon yesterday and then decided it could wait. Why? Well she is not really famous is she? I'm so sorry she died and so sorry for her daughter who will never really know her mom, but I'm shocked by the number of sites (100 at last count) that have written thousands of words about her and the constant updates from TMZ. Did I miss something here? It seems to me the only reason she is famous is because she is the ex-girlfriend of Courtenay Semel, stole some stuff from another F list celebrity and was engaged for 5 minutes to Tila Tequila (who needs to STFU and let the family grieve). Yes, she was an heir to the Johnson & Johnson money, but I am guessing that if the latter two gossipy things didn't happen no one other than the New York newspapers would have paid attention to the fact she passed away. She did nothing to earn fame but here she is being talked about constantly for the past 18 hours. This is the same process that has made all these other people famous for no reason. Hello Kardashian family.

I think it is tragic she died, and I am so grateful she has parents who can raise her daughter. I am appalled someone let her adopt a child but am glad her parents cared enough to do take charge when they needed to.

Ms. Cool sent me this link to a Vanity Fair article about Casey Johnson from three years ago. It is worth a read.

That's Why Yahoo Is Losing Market Share

Do you remember a few months ago when I posted about Courtenay Semel getting in a little trouble at a Vegas nightclub? Well apparently the security guard who had to deal with Courtenay has decided to sue. Hell, I would sue to. I mean this is the daughter of Yahoo's founder. The security guard didn't specify any damages but I'm guessing $50,000 would probably make him go away. Hell, Terry Semel probably spends that much on breakfast. You don't think so? You don't think Terry has tried one of those caviar breakfast things they are always showing on the news? I bet he has.

Anyway, Courtenay was drunk off her ass. I would be too if I had to go home and pretend to like having sex with Tila Tequila. Apparently Courtenay getting drunk equals fist to the face of the security guard. The guard says he has been humiliated. Hell yes he was. You let some woman who weighs 100 pounds kick your ass. You are a bouncer at a nightclub in Vegas, and you let some tiny thing kick your butt. You should be humiliated. He is also anxious about receiving harassing comments from his friends. He should be. Again, you are a bouncer at a huge Vegas club and you got your clock cleaned by a 100 pound drunk girl.

Oh, and what did Courtenay say to the security guard? Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."

See, when the daughter of a Yahoo founder is hawking Google it is no wonder that no one uses the Yahoo search engine anymore. If anyone on the planet should be telling people to use the Yahoo search engine it should be the woman who stands to inherit lots more money if it does well.