Omarosa Says Celebrity Apprentice Has Lots Of Fake Parts

Surprising probably no one, Omarosa has risked the wrath of Donald Trump and his nest of hair to declare that parts of Celebrity Apprentice are manufactured to make it more interesting. Yesterday, Omarosa was on Access Hollywood and said that many of the story lines are manufactured and that producers control almost every aspect of the show. The other day I had a reality tv discussion with someone and only the competition shows are really reality, and you can't even include Survivor in that because there is editing to make people look worse or fit them into a mold for better storytelling. Something like Dancing With The Stars is real, in the sense that people are doing a real activity.

Bill Maher Responds To Donald Trump Lawsuit

Donald Trump Actually Sued Bill Maher

Apparently Donald Trump has way more money and time than sense. Donald had threatened to sue Bill Maher for a joke that Bill Maher made on Jay Leno and yesterday Donald actually filed the lawsuit and is suing Bill Maher for $5M. In case you didn't see what happened, Bill Maher made a joke about Donald Trump being part orangutan and that Bill would pay $5M to charity of Donald could prove it. Donald released his birth certificate and now says he wants Bill to pay up. Bill had making a joke in response to Donald's promise to the President of paying $5M if he would release his college applications and other documents from his youth. Has Donald actually proved he is not part orangutan? With hair like that? Kind of looks orangutan-ish.

Former Miss Pennsylvania Ordered To Pay $5M To Miss Universe Organization aka Donald Trump

Back in June, the former Miss Pennsylvania USA, Sheena Monnin said that the Miss USA contest is rigged and that she had seen a list of the top five finalists before they were officially announced. The fact that she said this on national television and continued to say it made Donald very angry. And you know when Donald gets angry he starts sending out his lawyers and the next thing you know, the NY Post is reporting that Sheena lost her case in arbitration and that she defamed the organization and she owes $5M in damages. I'm not sure how anyone came to that amount, but she will never end up paying anything close to it. In a statement, Donald said that he hated to do it but that she has learned a very expensive lesson. I think he should let her off the hook. It is the holidays. Maybe she will fix his hair for free for life or something.

Penn Jillette Says Celebrity Apprentice Is Fake

In his new book, magician Penn Jillette, who has been on Celebrity Apprentice twice says the show is fake and there are no rules and that Donald Trump decides the rules as he goes on and that the more you suck up to him, the more likely you are to go further in the game. Penn is on the All-Stars edition, or he was actually. He suddenly was fired when news of his book's revelations started to leak. He also said that the boardroom scenes which only air a few minutes each episode take hours and hours to film because Donald loves listening to himself talk and thinks that everyone should also enjoy listening to him talk. The talking has nothing to do with the show or who is going to get fired which really only does take a few minutes. Penn says he spent 22 hours in the span of 6 weeks listening to Donald's speeches.

Donald Trump Is Going To Be On TV Again - Celebrity Apprentice Cast Revealed

What I would like to see is Donald Trump, his wife and ex-wives and all of his kids be on Trump Apprentice. He must have enough of those to fill out the cast. If he doesn't, then just throw in some random blonde women and some guys with lousy hair, and no one will know the difference. Then watch the whole family stab each other in the backs to try to win the thing. That would be a fun season. The judge would be Rosie O'Donnell.

Anyway, they have decided not to take my suggestion and instead are just having a regular Celebrity Apprentice season. Would it kill ABC to bring back Celebrity Mole for a season? Give it another shot? Maybe NBC could do some back to back thing with Celebrity Apprentice and Celebrity Mole and the people on Mole could tag their show, the celebrities who didn't feel like being belittled by Trump for money.

This season of Celebrity Apprentice is the all-star season. All that means is the show ran long enough to bring people back and the casting people didn't have to beg and plead for new D listers to come on the show, because they already knew these people were desperate enough.


La Toya Jackson' Omarosa Manigault (already? seems soon after the death of Michael Clarke Duncan)
 Lil' Jon, Lisa Rinna, Dennis Rodman, Claudia Jordan, Trace Adkins, Brande Roderick, Penn Jillette,
 Dee Snider, Marilu Henner, Stephen Baldwin, and Gary Busey.

Donald Trump Blames Kate Middleton For Topless Photos

Donald Trump has to yet find someone or something he can't criticize, especially if it is a woman he has not slept with yet. In a series of Tweets addressing the Kate Middleton topless photos controversy, Donald says that Kate is great, but that she should not be "sunbathing nude," and only had herself to blame. Uh huh. He also says the photographer did nothing wrong and that of course someone is going to take the chance to make a lot of money for those photos. Donald is probably just wishing that he could get someone interested enough to take his photos topless. He might even be willing to go full frontal if he could be promised worldwide coverage. He would love to show off his downstairs comb over if you know what I mean.

Random Photos Part Three

The first photo to ever be uploaded to the internet in 1992. The next one was probably porn. Anyway, the four women are reuniting this summer to take an anniversary photo.
Chris O'Donnell gets his wet suit on while filming NCIS.
LL Cool J gets??? while filming NCIS.
Another red carpet for Diane Kruger and a bored looking Joshua Jackson.
Dianna Agron was at the same event.
Donald Trump paid for the bagpipe guys to follow him for every hole at his new golf course.
Rachel Roy and Freida Pinto.
How slim did Kathy Najimy get? I barely recognize her.