Another Duggar Baby Is On The Way

It took just one month for the latest Duggar to marry to also get pregnant. Jill Duggar got married on June 21 and started telling everyone in the family she was pregnant by the end of July. I really think that they got married to time with her ovulation cycle. According to the interview they gave Kneepads, the couple was really disappointed that the first few pregnancy tests came back negative and it was only when they were visiting Jill's mom and used one of her magical pregnancy tests that she leaves laying around that Jill discovered she is pregnant. How many tests do you think Mama Duggar has sitting around? I bet she buys them by the case hoping every month to get pregnant and probably feeling disappointed when she is not. She has had a million kids, but probably will never stop trying to have them. Jill is 23 so she can probably have 15 babies if she really pushes it and from the sounds of it that is a good solid number they would like. Can you imagine being disappointed after only having sex in your life for two weeks that you are not pregnant? Do you think the Duggars are really as chaste as they say or do you think they are messing around before they get married and the rest is what they want the world to know? One of those Duggar kids is not going to be like the others and is going to write a book. 

What Every New Bride Needs - Gun, Cereal And Duct Tape

Judging by the wedding registry of Jill Duggar, the honeymoon is going to be out of this world. Jill is getting married this weekend to Derick Dillard, who also wants to have 20 kids. On their registry are items such as a shotgun, a rifle, ammunition, a football, a basketball and a foosball table. Also on the list are green, pink and orange rolls of neon duct tape and five different kinds of cereal. Do you think they will use all of the duct tape during the honeymoon or will they save some for the first year of the marriage. Then, when boredom sets in and they realize they don't know each other because they never really dated, the foosball table and other sporting equipment will be used.

Another Duggar Will Soon Be Having Babies

Tomorrow another season of the Duggar family starts and this season everyone will be talking about Jessa who is 20 and long past the time she should have been married and pregnant. Jessa will be followed this season as she "courts" her 18 year old boyfriend and prepares for the inevitable marriage and 35 kids she will be coerced into birthing in her lifetime.

According to Duggar family rules, Jessa is allowed to hug her boyfriend for just 30 seconds and cannot kiss him until she is married to him. Not that they could get away with kissing even on the sly because Jessia is never allowed to be alone with her boyfriend. She can only see him in a group setting and the group should include members of her family to make sure she stays chaste and doesn't run way to Vegas to become a stripper while yelling out "I got your 19 and counting b**ches."

Yeah, I got a little excited there. It sure would be nice for one of these Duggar kids to do something crazy. I mean at this point I would settle for running with scissors.

Umm, does that kid she is dating have his cell phone on his belt? Yeah, he's ready for kids. Bet he has that thing on vibrate.

The Duggars Are Willing To Adopt

Yesterday I tweeted that the Duggars had announced that they are willing to adopt more children rather than just continue to have them naturally. In what is probably a relief for Michelle, the couple said that after their recent trip to China they could see themselves adopting children. I'm actually surprised they didn't think of this before. Instead of limiting themselves to one child every year or so, now they could potentially adopt several at once and really add to the kids that believe what they believe. I watched an episode of the show when they were in Asia and if you ever want to see an hour of American travel stereotypes than this is the show for you.

More Duggars On The Way

Whenever I see a headline about the Duggar family and more kids, I always hope they are talking about one of their kids having more kids. That is the case here. Josh and Anna Duggar are expecting their third child. I remember when they were expecting their first that Anna had said she was not going to have as many as her mother-in-law and that the couple were going to have a much smaller family. Anna is 24 and this is baby number three. I wonder at what point the whole going to have a much smaller family thing is going to kick in.

Octomom Files For Bankruptcy - Says She Will Now Do Porn

Just a few weeks after starting to collect welfare, Nadya Suleman has filed for bankruptcy. I guess that celebrity boxing thing doesn't pay all that much. Oh, or the topless photos. Oh, or the Danish reality show. Talk about low level gigs. She would have way more success if she left her kids with a babysitter while she went and got drunk every night and partied. It kind of seems obscene, but the news would be done in a different slant and then Vegas would want her to come party with them and she would earn more because right now, whatever her plan is, just is not working. I think she should also seriously consider getting some type of real job even if for nothing else then to show her kids she actually works and makes an effort. From looking at her house and everything she does, I never get the sense she tries really hard at anything and that she is just expecting things to fall into her lap. When you have 14 kids for which you are responsible you need to make an effort. Say what you will about the Duggar family and I will say a lot, they don't even use the reality show money to take care of their kids. They work hard and make enough and are responsible enough to be able to afford all those kids.

To do porn is not showing your kids that you will do anything to support them, it shows that you are willing to do anything to not actually get a job. Even if she did do porn, she would burn through the money so quickly she would still be forced to earn a living and would only be delaying the inevitable.

Michelle Duggar Says The World Has Plenty Of Room For More Kids

The Duggar family has 436 children but do a remarkably good job of raising them and they support them without the assistance of the government and I really don't have any qualms with what they want to do individually. There are a lot of families with far fewer children that have way more issues.

That being said, I do wish she would actually turn on a television or just Google overcrowding or overpopulation and then read what she says. She recently told CBN that overpopulation is a lie. See, that really bothers me because there are too many people on the planet. Michelle says that you can never have enough children and that each child brought into the world raises the joy level of the planet.

Think of it like this. She thinks more children equates to everyone singing Christmas songs to raise Christmas cheer in Elf. Everytime a child is born Michelle thinks there is some joy meter that inches upward. I think that is true for an individual family, but I can't believe that she honestly thinks that if all the billions of people on this earth each had 19 kids that everyone would be having orgasms in the street because the joy level was so high. Can you imagine the world with 19 times the number of people it already has? How is that going to work? I don't like when people say something is a lie and then just talk and don't bring any facts to support their argument. You say that overpopulation is a lie, but the only thing you say to support it is to quote Mother Teresa.

The Duggars Want Another Baby

At what point do you give up having children? I think most people would stop when they make child number 20, have a very premature baby and then a stillbirth, but then again you are not a Duggar. I guess if you are the Duggar family you don't take birth control so if you are having sex once a month to try to make a baby, then you still want a baby. The Duggars said they would love to have a 21st baby. Obviously they can do whatever they want, but they went through so much with the birth of their 20th child and it must have been heartbreaking to lose their 21st in that sad of a way. You know what I wonder sometimes? I wonder if Michelle Duggar is addicted to being pregnant. Considering all those crazy addictive things I have seen people do on television, why can't a person be addicted to having kids or being pregnant? Maybe it is not just for the religious aspect, maybe she just can't get enough. If she is addicted, what is she going to do when she cannot physically get pregnant any longer?