From Michelle Williams To Lindsay Lohan - Someone Is Selling Lindsay's Diaries

Apparently someone close to Lindsay Lohan has bills to pay because in the new issue of Star they have excerpts from Lindsay's diaries. You know, if there are things in there that said I did an 8 ball of coke today, then I will believe it was a stranger who sold the diary. If it says things like, "“Today Heath died. I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care,” then I know it was sold by someone like Dina Lohan. Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Heath Ledger had sex with Lindsay Lohan. He also had sex with a whole bunch of other people. Was he friends with Lindsay? Sure. Was he going to marry her? Hell no. It kind of makes me sick that Heath Ledger is being used in some kind of media publicity wave for Lindsay this month. Oh and it is a wave. Don't forget that her Playboy issue is coming out this month. You know what that means? Interviews. What can a reporter ask Lindsay about other than her troubles? Wow, we can ask her about Heath Ledger and how they loved each other when he died. A tragic love story like Romeo & Juliet. I might physically be sick.

Every interview will be about the "two or three movies" she will release more about later. Her "drive to finish her community service," the Playboy shoot and how she "wanted to be like her hero Marilyn Monroe," and Heath. "Thanks Lindsay, and now here is Frank with tomorrow's weather forecast."

Michelle Williams Wears Her Hair Short For Heath Ledger

Michelle Williams gave an interview to Elle this month and talks about her short hair. She says that the only people who like her hair short or gay men and her girlfriends. Even her own daughter wants her to grow it out long. But, Michelle says she will continue to keep it short because, "I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it." Well, it is a touching tribute. I wonder how much of it is 100% true. I mean they did split up well before his death right? There must have been a reason. She has also dated other guys since then and does she tell them her hair is short for her ex? I want to be touched and moved, but I also wonder at what point it is too much.

Heath Ledger's Uncle Gets Jail Time - Blames Grief

Heath Ledger's uncle has a lot of nerve. He was sentenced to jail Friday for receiving stolen goods. The maximum punishment for his crime is two years in jail. The guy actually had the nerve to tell the judge that he shouldn't get any jail time because he only committed the crime because he was upset about Heath Ledger dying. Really? So, for the rest of your life that is going to be the excuse? How does taking stolen goods have anything to do with your nephew dying? Now if he had said something like Heath gave him money every month and now he didn't have any that is one thing, but this is really just disgusting to blame something like his charge on Heath's death.

The Lindsay Lohan Tapes Day 4 - With Special Guest Star Heath Ledger

Previously on The Lindsay Lohan tapes.

Lindsay: (crying) Mommy doesn't like me daddy so I punched her in the face. I had to do it because you left us and I couldn't handle it.

Michael: (cash register sounds in his head) You punched your mom? Tell daddy all about it.

Now, for a very special episode.

Dina: Guess what Michael? Your daughter is completely f**ked up for two reasons. You and she dated Heath Ledger.

Michael: (cash register sounds in his head) She dated Heath Ledger?

Dina: Yeah she was well, I don't know if you would call it dating but I would drop her off there and they were close, very, very close.

Michael: (slot machine sounds) Do you have any pictures? Video?

Dina: When he died it really f**ked up Lindsay. Do you know that when she is not sleeping with some random guy and is at home that she sleeps with me? She does that because of what you did to our family.

Michael: What? You mean be an a-hole and have a love child in the week we were separated?

In tomorrow's episode we find the couple hatching a plan to make more money off their daughter and trying to sell the youngest daughter to some sheik.

The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus

As long as I am showing one trailer I thought I might as well go ahead and show the trailer for Heath Ledger's last movie. As you may remember, Heath was about halfway finished with his role in The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus before he died. Stepping in to replace him were three other actors who are pretty good in their own right. Johnny Depp, Jude Law & Colin Farrell. All four actors are in the trailer that was released yesterday.

Random Photos Part One

Heath Ledger on top one last time. Here he is with Lily Cole in a scene from The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus.
Does Chris Tucker actually do anything in life but show up for a Rush Hour movie every couple of years?
Diane Kruger demonstrating a Chanel version of the Gob Mobile. For those of you who need to spend the extra $10,000 for the name.
This could take awhile.

#1 - No need for Fergie to ever wear Depends when she is wearing these.
#2 - It looks like Fergie must have used generic Depends and they broke again.
#3 - No need to tuck it behind when wearing these pants.
Fall Out Boy - New York
Jamie Oliver enthusiastically selling his new magazine. Or pretending to be at least. It looks like he hasn't slept in a year.
You would think at some point Kenny G would think about changing his hair.
If you thought Kate Hudson looked like a man before changing to a brunette, you must be beside yourself right now.
Yeah, I give this look a 0 out of 0 also. Oh, and for the record, I believe she was wearing this just as everyday clothes.
Natalie Portman on the set of her new movie.
Omarosa might not have won The Apprentice but she seems to have won the free services of a plastic surgeon.
Getting their hand clapping in synch takes weeks of practice.
And then the little kid bounced off the walls of her trailer on set for the next 18 hours.
Shawn Johnson may have won Dancing With The Stars, but apparently fashion is not part of the scoring process.
Michelle Trachtenberg spills the news and SMG stops hiding her pregnancy.
Apparently there is a uniform in the Cruise household.
Taraji P. Henson was everywhere prior to the Academy Awards, but this is the first time I have seen her out in a long time.

Random Photos Part One

Today the top spot goes to a previously unreleased photo of Heath Ledger in his last role.
Aaron Eckhart seems like he has been watching a lot of the political scene. That is a candidate outfit and wave if I have ever seen one.
The voodoo thing is back. This time on the otherwise gorgeous Ileana Douglas.

So, did George ever call Alana mam when they were in bed together? Too much? I know, I know.
Ignorant question of the day. When you are having a fashion show featuring maternity wear, would it not make more sense to have models who are in fact actually pregnant? Sure, this model has the fake stomach, but otherwise she is still a size zero so it does not seem to reflect any sense of reality of how this would look on any other person in the world.
Probably the best I have seen Eve look in a long time.
Cornelia Guest has never been in the photos before. I think. In case you were wondering about the photo, the LA County Museum of Art is having a Vanity Fair portrait exhibition.
Kelly Lynch and her daughter.

So, has anyone ever asked Karl Lagerfeld why he wears the same clothes everyday? I just think that if you are a fashion designer, and the idea of your life is to get people to wear different outfits and styles everyday, that you are not really selling your idea very well if you wear the same damn thing all the time. You want a designer with imagination. Does he not have any for himself? Yes, that is Kate Bosworth with him.
Jesse Metcalfe all clean and sober. At least in this photo.
Joan Collins posing in front of what I like to refer to as the Kama Sutra photo.
Josh Brolin in France, promoting W.

I just put Mischa Barton in because it is so rare where she actually looks halfway decent.

Lindsay Lohan looks great. Never thought I would say it, but she does look great.
Linda Hamilton twice in a week just because the last photo of her was awful.
So, here is what I propose. People are only allowed to wear the headbands if they agree in advance to letting each CDAN reader kick them in the ass. Then I think we all can agree that they can wear them. It is win/win.
Is that the camera angle or does Keanu Reeves have like a huge boil on the side of his face?

Not the way we usually see Natalie Portman.

Little makeup.
And you may kiss the bride.
Mandy Moore having one of her gorgeous days.
Minnie Driver almost got the top spot. I cannot believe how fast she lost her baby weight.
Rainn Wilson and his wife and the secret to not having to take your shirts to the dry cleaners after every wearing.

I just love Robert Evans. Don't care what anyone says. I just love listening to him talk.
Everyone just looks great in these photos. I needed to put someone really hideous in here. Not Rosario Dawson. No, don't think that. She looks great. I was talking to myself.
Here we go. Paz Vega. I'm torn between Minnie Mouse and Cat Woman.
Patti LaBelle looks great.
Have not seen Steven Weber here in a long time.

Yes, twice in a week for Seth, but I like the photo, so it is in.
Steel toed heels and multi-colored hose. Interesting.
Just because Shenae Grimes has not been in here before.
My favorite photo of the day by far. That is the UK First Lady posing with Anvil. Love it.