Heather Mills Got $5000 Haircuts But Never Paid

So, first of all lets us ask ourselves if a $5000 haircut is that much better than say a $250 haircut? Fortunately I don't have to worry about haircuts, because when you only have a few wisps of hair then it is pretty easy to shave them off. I mean I have more ear hair than hair on my head. Anyway, Heather Mills racked up $80,000 in haircuts and never paid. She is being sued by a guy who charged $2500 when Heather would come to his shop and $5000 when he went to her. That is one expensive house call. I don't think Sean Penn spends that much when he has hookers come to his place. Charlie Sheen does but that is because of the drugs and booze. Apparently Heather always told the guy she did not have the money right then and would pay him later. She later promised to pay him when she got her divorce settlement. Well, it has been three years since she got that and still has not paid.

Oh, one of the interesting things he said in his suit was that Heather told him that Paul McCartney was abusive and a drunk and would make her get in a wheelchair and push her at excessively high speeds.

Random Photos Part Three

Evangeline Lilly before Letterman and
after Letterman.
Esteban Powell is giving Zach Galifiniakiliadickilis a run for his money in the beard department.
Another night in Serbia with Gerard Butler. Fights.
Karaoke and
women.
Gordon Brown leaves 10 Downing Street for the last time as Prime Minister.
Congratulations on reaching six. You also achieved the impossible. You brought your parents together.
Gloria Votsis and Matthew Bomer shooting White Collar.
Harvey Keitel and his daughter Stella.
Can you guess which of these is the wax figure of Helen Mirren? (the left is wax)
A whole new look for Heather Mills. Do you want to know what a perv I am? When I saw her clutch I thought it was a whip at first.

Random Photos Part Two

Happy 1st Anniversary to hair on Broadway. Now, everyone get naked and sing Aquarius.
Recognize her? She is the sister who doesn't have the hockey player boyfriend and the million dollar engagement ring. It's Haylie Duff, but I like her. I tease.
Wow. When did Harry Hamlin turn into a skeleton. He is thinner than Lisa.
Trying to catch him in a race to nothingness is Marcia Cross. I hope that coffee has some cream in it or a scoop of ice cream.
Heather Mills at her hearing on whether she violated the labor laws in her treatment of her nanny.
The nanny. Funny. She doesn't look like Fran Drescher.
Long time no see on here Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
This is January Gessert. She is the woman photographed outside of Reggie Bush's house at 7am. She says her life is miserable right now. Gloria Allred could do these in her sleep. I think January is saying "I'm classy. I really am."
To me January kind of looks like Lindsay Lohan when Lindsay goes blonde.
Justin Timberlake playing basketball or at least pretending to be. Actually he is pretty good.
I have heard of side saddle horse riding, but Kelly Bensimon has applied it to cars.
The former American Idol contestant Kimberly Caldwell.
One more week. One more week.
The Kardashian sisters in Miami. Later, Khloe flashed the paps from her balcony. Because, well hey, she is a Kardashian.

Heather Mills Recycles Junked Clothes Into Ugly Clothes

Heather Mills has taken that comedic Julia Stiles video from earlier in the week and turned it into reality. In the video, Julia cut up a bunch of old clothes and turned them into new items. Ugly, but new. Well, Heather Mills has actually done it for real and not as a joke. Yesterday she debuted her new eco-friendly line. All of the clothes had been clothes before but were recycled and turned into something new, but again ugly. At least in my opinion. Oh, and she has promised at least two lines of this monstrosity a year.

Heather Mills Whines About Herself

Most of the time when people get invited to a charity event as a speaker, your remarks are about the issues facing that particular charity. Maybe you throw in a plea for money or how the charity has affected your life or someone you know. Whatever. But, what you don't usually see is the speaker using the podium to complain about their divorce settlement.

Then again, most people are not Heather Mills. Speaking at an event for the vegetarian charity, Viva, Heather didn't talk about whatever issues are effecting the vegetarians of the world. Actually I have no real idea what Viva does and who they do it to. I do know that Heather was a speaker at the event and she gets as much as $100K for giving a speech. OK wait. Seriously? She gets 100K? For one speech? She gets paid more for a 45 minute speech than most people make in a year? There is something seriously wrong with that. If my favorite charity invited her or spent money on her I would never send them another check.

Is there anyone in the world who would pay her that much? Obviously the answer is yes, but those people must have lost touch with reality or something. Well for this fee, Heather decided to wax poetic about her divorce.

"I got five per cent of what we earned together in seven years. And we earned it together; I worked my butt off doing the tours and everything."

Did she say that she did the tours? So, she made a few phone calls and she gets half? She says she got 5% of what Paul earned over seven years. My math is a little fuzzy and all, but she got about $34M which means she thinks Paul earned $680M in the 7 years they were married. Umm, not even close, but thanks for playing. I really can't stand her.

I'm Trying To Decide

This is one of those decisions in life that haunt me. This would be decision that will keep me up nights for the next few weeks as I weight the pros and cons of each side. You may be asking yourself what could possibly disturb me enough to keep me from my alcohol induced sleep? Well, I saw a report today that Heather Mills is being sued for a lack of a better word. It is not really a suit, but more of an employment claim that her nanny filed against her claiming sex discrimination and intimidation.

From reading the reports I really don't see where the nanny was discriminated against sexually. Perhaps they use a different definition in the UK. In any event, I do see the intimidation though. Turns out the nanny was forced to spray tan Heather while Heather was naked. Not really nanny duties, but Heather is on a budget after all. $40M does not go as far as it used to. The nanny was also forced to work as early as 730am and as late as midnight. I'm not really sure how that can be intimidating except as it relates to seeing Heather without any makeup on.

The question and thought that is going to drive me bonkers each night is this. Who would you rather spray tan? Denise Richards or Heather Mills?

You May Want To Rethink That

Heather Mills is apparently going through her $50M settlement so fast that she has practically nothing left. Maybe she didn't understand that this money was going to be a one time thing. "A lot of it has gone to charity and I kept some to invest in projects and causes that will make this world a better place."

She does know that once it is gone, it is gone and that she is probably a little too old to return to her former career. I'm sure she thinks she is going to be able to dazzle some old guy and get him to marry her, and then a few weeks after the wedding he suddenly turns up dead and she is rich without the drama of a divorce trial, but instead the drama of a murder trial to keep the fans interested.

Oh, yes, fans. She seems to think that everyone in America loves her. She doesn't understand of course that when you are giving money to charities, of course those people love you, but when they find out you don't have anymore money then they are polite, but distant. Kind of like her former profession. As long as you have money the fun continues, but when you run out they are looking for the next person with money.

Now, on a positive note I will say that she has managed to contribute to some organizations and charities that really are great. But still though, to just go through almost $50M in less than a year is something she might be regretting in the future.

When Publicists Make Actors Look Stupid

Raise your hands if you know who Heather Mills is. Hey, even if you don't read the tabloids, the chances are good you may have hear her name once or twice or seen her in Kneepads Magazine, or hey, over on ABC on their #1 show Dancing With The Stars. Do you think that maybe if you are also on an ABC show that perhaps you might know who at least some of the contestants are on the show?

In fact, wouldn't you think that probably most people in the entertainment industry would know who Heather Mills is, and that to not know who she is would make you seem kind of ignorant, stupid, or just plain dumb and uninformed. Well, welcome to the world of Eva Longoria. Apparently Eva is wrapped and cocooned in her own idyllic corner of the world and has no idea what is going on outside of the mirror constantly attached to her face.

There had been reports last week that Eva had blocked Heather Mills from appearing on Desperate Housewives. Well, first of all Eva wishes she had that kind of power, and secondly, who really cares what she thinks. Well, her publicist reacted quickly and efficiently and ripped everyone a new for one suggesting Eva would ever do anything like that.

In fact, her publicist went so far as to say, "Eva doesn't even know who Heather Mills is." Not, the never met her, or barely knows her, but straight for the doesn't even know who she is. So, did Liza (Eva's publicist) call up Eva and ask her about Heather, and, then Eva put her thinking cap on real tight and concentrated real hard and didn't even know who Heather was. That is a bunch of crap.