Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Apparently in the battle between Man vs Food the diet won. Adam Richman has lost 60 pounds. Great for him but I miss the show.

Rebel Wilson compares her watermelons to

Ashley Tisdale's coconuts.

Angela Simmons spent her birthday in much the same way she spends everyday. On the beach doing nothing.

Sienna Miller and Jamie Oliver had a beer and a shag. OK, just the beer. But he is married so he is in her target demo.

Sofia Vergara does some Shakespeare for the valet.

Vin Diesel filming Fast And The Furious 14.

Paul Walker was there too.

I'm not sure what closet exploded on Vanessa Hudgens.

Gordon Ramsay Calls Jamie Oliver A Fat F**k

Gordon Ramsay is on a show in the UK tonight and on it called Jamie Oliver a fat f**k who needs to shower and is too fat to be telling anyone about healthy eating. Gordon then also went on to say that Jamie wants to have sex with Gordon's wife and that he wishes Jamie would always stop mentioning Gordon's wife. Well, at least he is paying attention to Gordon's wife. I mean when he was out having affairs, was he paying attention to his wife? I thought it was kind of remarkable that despite Gordon being called out by women he was sleeping with and all the details that his wife didn't even blink and stayed right next to his side.

The Goopster Eats Food!!! - With Jamie Oliver

Random Photos Part Two

Gwyneth Paltrow had her 40th birthday party last night. Lots of guests including Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools.

Stella McCartney

Jemima Khan who is getting into a car that has Hugh Grant in it.

Not at the party was Kirsten Dunst who has a new ad campaign out for Bulgari.

Katharine McPhee goes sheer last night.

Kate Upton signs her name to a movie poster.

This woman sure is smiling big for her mugshot where she was sentenced to 180 days in jail because her 2nd and 3rd grade aged kids missed a combined 115 days of school last year.

The cast of 90210 filming yesterday.

Michael Phelps and Bill Murray in Scotland.

Random Photos Part Three

Izia - Paris
I have to admit that Jessica Alba has been looking very good as of late. Still not a good actress, but she looks good.
I don't think Justin Bieber is wearing the appropriate bowling footwear. Just saying.
I don't care who you are, it must be pretty cool to have your name up in lights like that.
Jude Law & Guy Ritchie together again. Sherlock Homes 2?
Nope. Aftershave commercial.
Because I know you are all curious about Jennifer Love Hewitt's mother.
Oh, and her brother.
If you have not seen Jamie Oliver on Letterman last night you need to watch it. Funny.
Apparently Jay Sean was just told by Mel B that the Spice Girls lip synch. Kelly Bensimon just is happy to be next to a real celebrity.
Yeah, yeah it is Kardashians. I am concerned about the woman behind them. Umm, you need to use sunblock.
Kelly Osbourne on Friday.
Kelly Osbourne today. She fractured her elbow breaking up a fight between some of her mother's dogs.

Jamie Oliver Does The Village People

Jamie Oliver didn't actually do the Village People, although I really should call Randy Jones and verify just to be sure. This is actually a promo for Jamie's show in the UK. Very funny.

Jamie Oliver Says He Is Dyslexic

Jamie Oliver got into a Twitter fight with one of his followers, and during the fight, Jamie announced he was dyslexic.It all started when Jamie said in a tweet about using fertilizer, ""Anouther true story a massive amount of uk farmers use human waist as fertiliser on there land!do any other countrys do this? Is this normal?"

One of his followers took exception to the number of spelling mistakes and said, "Not being funny fella but 4 spelling mistakes? You're influencing a generation of kids, you owe it them to be correct. Agree?"

Jamie replied, "Get lost you idiot im dislexic andIi cant spell so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!! Its better than being smug txxt jx (sic)".

I am not sure what all the last two words are, but it seems fairly clear this is a sensitive issue for Jamie. It is great that he has overcome his dyslexia to be such a great chef and made a name for himself. I think perhaps he could have gone about it better because I doubt his follower knew Jamie was dyslexic. I didn't know he was dyslexic. Did any of you? I'm also wondering if misspelling a few words on a tweet really is going to influence kids. I doubt many kids are following Jamie for his spelling tips, but rather because they would like to be a chef like him.

Random Photos Part One

Heath Ledger on top one last time. Here he is with Lily Cole in a scene from The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus.
Does Chris Tucker actually do anything in life but show up for a Rush Hour movie every couple of years?
Diane Kruger demonstrating a Chanel version of the Gob Mobile. For those of you who need to spend the extra $10,000 for the name.
This could take awhile.

#1 - No need for Fergie to ever wear Depends when she is wearing these.
#2 - It looks like Fergie must have used generic Depends and they broke again.
#3 - No need to tuck it behind when wearing these pants.
Fall Out Boy - New York
Jamie Oliver enthusiastically selling his new magazine. Or pretending to be at least. It looks like he hasn't slept in a year.
You would think at some point Kenny G would think about changing his hair.
If you thought Kate Hudson looked like a man before changing to a brunette, you must be beside yourself right now.
Yeah, I give this look a 0 out of 0 also. Oh, and for the record, I believe she was wearing this just as everyday clothes.
Natalie Portman on the set of her new movie.
Omarosa might not have won The Apprentice but she seems to have won the free services of a plastic surgeon.
Getting their hand clapping in synch takes weeks of practice.
And then the little kid bounced off the walls of her trailer on set for the next 18 hours.
Shawn Johnson may have won Dancing With The Stars, but apparently fashion is not part of the scoring process.
Michelle Trachtenberg spills the news and SMG stops hiding her pregnancy.
Apparently there is a uniform in the Cruise household.
Taraji P. Henson was everywhere prior to the Academy Awards, but this is the first time I have seen her out in a long time.